Chapter 775
Senior White Two said, "As long as you can tell me a joke that makes me laugh, you will pass this test . I've stretched the rules so many times already . Therefore, you must have surely looked for quite a few jokes after going back the last time, right?"
" . . . " Song Shuhang .
After seeing that Song Shuhang didn't reply, Senior White Two slightly furrowed his brows . "What? Even this time, you didn't look for any jokes? Is it possible that you didn't even bother keeping in mind the fact that I've asked you to tell me a joke the next time we met?"
Song Shuhang quickly replied, "Ahem . Actually, Senior White, I was just looking for some jokes when you pulled me here!"
"Good, I believe you . Therefore, quickly tell me a joke," Senior White Two said .
"The problem is that those few jokes I've found weren't any good, and it's better not to mention them at all . If I were to tell bring them up, you would probably beat me to death," Song Shuhang replied honestly . Since things had reached this point, he could only make a clean breast of his crimes and tell Senior White Two the truth . Given the circumstances, it was better if he could use something else to carry out this exchange, just as he did the previous times .
"I would probably beat you to death if you were to bring up these jokes? This sounds interesting . . . " Senior White Two pondered for a moment, and then said, "In that case, why don't you try to tell me these jokes and see what happens? If you can really make me feel the impulse to beat you to death, I will give you a pass this time as well . "
Ah? Making Senior White Two feel the impulse to beat him to death? That wasn't really that difficult to achieve!
Song Shuhang opened his mouth and said, "Hehe, when your hair reaches . . . beep, beep, beep~"
The following part was immediately censored .
"If you want to die that much, I can make your wish come true, little friend Song Shuhang," Senior White Two said with a smile . "In addition, I've told you to tell me a joke, not to take a jab at my black history . "
"Actually, I've always found that story rather funny," Song Shuhang said earnestly . "In any case, Senior White, you felt the impulse to 'beat me to death' earlier, didn't you? Therefore, I win, and I'll gladly accept that piece of information related to the life and death of the scholarly faction!"
" . . . " Senior White Two .
"Senior White, is it possible that you want to go back on your word?" Song Shuhang added .
"Hehehe . " Senior White Two said, "Alright, there is no harm in telling you . . . both the Sinful Black Lotus in the Netherworld Realm and the Virtuous Golden Lotus in the scholarly faction have the power to create a 'small world' in the place they are located . I've already confirmed the truthfulness of this information . "
"They can really create a small world? But isn't that a good thing? That thousands-of-years-old wish of the scholarly faction will finally come true . . . " Song Shuhang said . When he took possession of that rune earlier, he heard the conversation between the old scholar and the golden lotus . The scholars nurtured the Virtuous Golden Lotus so that it could create an autonomous world where the scholarly disciples could reside . From now on, the scholarly faction would stop being at the receiving end in this war against the forces of the Netherworld Realm . They would be able to attack and retreat as they wished .
However, Song Shuhang's voice suddenly stiffened . "Wait a moment, this news is related to the life and death of the scholarly faction, right? In that case, are there some hidden dangers in the world of the golden lotus? Or perhaps there is some connection between the world of the black lotus and that of the golden lotus, and it's possible to destroy the world of the golden lotus through the world of the black lotus?"
Senior White Two replied, "It's not as exaggerated as you might think . However, there is indeed a connection between the world of the black lotus and that of the golden lotus, and through a certain method, it's possible to enter the world of the golden lotus through the world of the black lotus . "
Song Shuhang sighed . If that was the case, this world of the golden lotus belonging to the scholarly faction was an extremely dangerous place .
"But even more importantly, a certain guy in the Netherworld Realm that isn't any weaker than me is planning to use the world of the Sinful Black Lotus as a springboard and jump into the world of the Virtuous Golden Lotus . That's the real great calamity that the scholarly faction will soon face," Senior White Two added .
"A guy that isn't any weaker than Senior White? Senior White, are you very strong?" Song Shuhang asked thoughtlessly . But right after saying these words, he wished he could give himself a slap . This illness about being too straightforward would break out whenever he thought he had managed to subdue it, making him suffer the pain of relapse again .
"Hehe . " Senior White Two gently laughed .
"Ahem, about that . . . Senior White, what I meant to ask you was, how strong are you exactly?" Song Shuhang quickly corrected his words .
It wasn't too late to quickly take action to prevent further losses .
"Hehe, if you really want to know the answer to this question . . . I'll make an example . If I were to jump into the world of the Virtuous Golden Lotus from the world of the Sinful Black Lotus, I would need a single hand to completely annihilate the scholarly faction . All their members—from young to old, from human to beast—all their magical treasures, and even buildings would disappear without a trace," Senior White Two said indifferently .
"Only one hand?" Song Shuhang secretly swallowed a mouthful of saliva .
"Yes, one hand is enough . No need to bother the other one," Senior White Two said .
Song Shuhang immediately felt his legs becoming soft . Senior White Two's battle prowess seemed much higher than Venerable White's . As if that wasn't enough, he had been blatantly seeking death in front of Senior White Two just now . . . Senior White Two wasn't going to casually crush him to death with his finger, right?
"Are you scared now that you know the truth?" Senior White Two said with a laugh .
"Wait, I remembered that you are actually unable to come out of the Netherworld Realm!" Song Shuhang suddenly remembered about this point .
"Hehe, aren't you forgetting about the connection between the world of the Sinful Black Lotus and that of the Virtuous Golden Lotus? If that guy that isn't any weaker than me succeeds, I can also try to find a similar method to leave the Netherworld Realm," Senior White Two reminded .
"Senior White, is it too late for me to repent for my sins?" Song Shuhang asked with a serious expression on his face .
"That's why you should tell me a funny joke . If you tell me a funny joke or a joke that makes me want to kill you, I'll send you out of this 'infinite make-up test dimension' . That's how you call this place anyway, right?" Senior White Two said .
After going round and round, they returned back to point zero .
Song Shuhang said, "Senior White, aren't you interested in anything else aside from jokes? Can't we carry out this exchange with something else?"
"In this life of mine, my greatest wish is to pass my days listening to jokes," Senior White Two said with a calm expression on his face .
Your greatest wish is simply too shallow!
Do I really have no other choice but to tell Senior White a dirty joke?
I get the feeling that I'll be beyond redemption if I open my mouth and tell him a dirty joke . . .
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Just as he was in deep thought, Song Shuhang remembered about another important matter .
Therefore, he asked, "Senior White, you've told me this information related to the great calamity about to befall on the scholarly faction, but what am I supposed to do with it?"
The existence of the Virtuous Golden Lotus was the greatest secret in the White Cloud Academy, and the White Cloud Academy hadn't told anyone about it .
Even if Song Shuhang got wind of the fact that there was a connection between the world of the Sinful Black Lotus and the world of the Virtuous Golden Lotus, how was he supposed to tell this information to the White Cloud Academy?
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