[Intermission 2] —My First Memory of Meeting Him—
“Let me ask again. What did that boy say?”
My mind feels fuzzy, and I answer Lilith as she peers down at me.
The first thing the new part-timer said to me was, “Miss Yukari, your boobs are huge. What'd you eat to get them that big?”
“Well, he’s starting off on the wrong note right there,” the girl says as she writes something down in a notebook.
“Um, and then what? Did the boy say anything else?”
At her urging, I continue to search my memory...
I think he said... "I’m the prince of the planet Booba, and I need to have boobies placed on my head on a regular basis or I'll die. So can you help me out?”
“Hmm... That’s even worse.”
...That’s right. I’ve never liked these big breasts. They’ve been nothing but a backache ever since I was in school.
All the boys in class would make fun of my body and bully me because of it.
When I told the new boy about that, he said, "That’s the sort of thing brats do when they like a girl but are too shy to say it. It just means all those jerks liked you a lot, Miss Yukari.” I remember him lying to me to make me feel better...
“If you keep telling me about his misdeeds, I’m going to have to dock his pay. But, then again, it seems like your memories involving him are the ones that are easiest to recover...”
...That reminds me, I’ve always had an inferiority complex about being really tall.
Which is why I got into the habit of hunching down to try and make myself look smaller...
“All right, here’s a few more questions. What’s the most memorable tiling that boy told you?”
...The most memorable tiling?
He smiled as he pointed out that I was always hunching over.
He smacked me on the back to make me straighten up and looked up at me with a smile.
"You need to go around with your head held high. Miss Yukari. It’s such a waste!”
Then he continued.
“You’ve got these awesome assets! You should puff out your chest more and really show off those milkers! The superheroes won’t stand a chance, then...”
“You’re the worst!!”
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