6
“You really are a half-assed villain, you know that? Buckling to your conscience at the very end. No wonder you’re still a lackey despite being with Kisaragi from the beginning.”
“Oh, shut up! I know all that! I’m weak willed and a pushover and whatever the hell else you have to call me. Just have them send the goddamn anti-materiel rifle already!”
Back to Tillis’s chambers and on to the balcony. As night begins to fall, I start kicking at the balcony’s railing.
“C-Commander! Aren’t we going to the gate? What are you planning to do from here…?”
I vent a bit of my frustration at Snow, who’s been following me like a newly hatched duckling. “Use your head! We don’t have time to head back to the gate. So we’re attacking from here! …And how much longer are you gonna cling to my arm?! It’s not like I’m gonna run off as soon as you let go!”
“Oh…!”
Snow lets go of my arm and watches me continue destroying the balcony.
“Sir Six! I have no idea what you plan to do, but do as you please! You’re perhaps the most stunning man in the kingdom right now!”
For whatever reason, Tillis decides to cheer me on while I ravage her balcony. Just as my line of sight clears up, Alice yells in my direction.
“…Hey, what’s going on here? We’re short on points! I made sure to leave a little over two hundred points, but now we don’t have enough for the rifle. What the hell did you use your points for?!”
Oh, shit…
“Um, well……you know how there’s nothing to do here? Well, last night, I sort of……”
“You spent those points, didn’t you?! On what? Porn?! You wasted those points the night before an invasion?! YOU IDIOT!”
I’d really like a hole to crawl into right about now.
“I had no choice…! It was the middle of the night! And there’s no convenience stores or anything around here!”
“Wh-what is it? Is there a problem?” Snow asks.
Alice lets out a weirdly human-sounding sigh. “I was just thinking that this idiot’s nothing but comic relief even at the very end. I guess we’ve got no other option. Hey, Six.”
“Yeah?”
Alice points her finger to the stairs. “Go downstairs and punch that useless king in the face.”
“On it!”
“No, don’t!”
“Why?! What did Father ever do to you?! Snow! Stop them!”
The two of them scramble to get in my way.
“Let go, will you? I’m not doing this because I want to! It’s an emergency.”
Snow lets go. “…Do you just need to hit someone?” she asks, gazing intently at my face.
“Hmm? Well, it doesn’t have to be hitting. Just something they don’t like.”
“…Understood.”
Snow closes her eyes. “Hit me.”
“…………What?!”
What the hell is she saying?
“J-just hit me! ……I don’t quite get it, but you need to do this right now, right? Then hit me! Or…well…if it has to be something I don’t like…y-you could fondle my boobs or do anything else your heart desires!”
Snow’s face goes beet red at her statement, and everyone else just goes absolutely quiet.
“U-um, wait… Y-you can’t just suddenly offer……”
Alice interrupts my awkward babbling.
“Do it, Six, we’re running out of time. If you don’t want to hit her, just grope her or kiss her or whatever!”
“B-but wait… I can’t…”
Alice pushes me forward toward Snow.
Snow’s face remains flushed, and her eyes are tightly shut. I place my hands on her shoulders, and she reacts with a slight tremble.
Tillis swallows a breath, looking over at us intently and blushing. “…I-is he going to…?! Is he going to kiss her?!”
Tillis covers her face, as though her modesty and decorum won’t let her watch the rest of this spectacle, but it’s clear she’s still watching from between her fingers.
What the hell is going on? Here we are in the middle of a life-or-death struggle…and now this!
“Do it, Six! Aggressively! Kiss her and shove your tongue down her throat! Hurry up, you wimp! Do it!”
Alice is starting to get on my nerves. Well, so is my heart, with all that rapid beating. What should I be doing? Goddammit, why is Tillis looking over at us?! You’re a princess, aren’t you? You shouldn’t be watching this sort of thing, you perverted little brat! As for you, Snow, why are you just standing there? And why are we taking so long to do this? It’s not like we’re middle school students. It’s just a kiss! Are we sure I’m actually going to get points given the circumstances? I mean, this is starting to look awfully like we’re both consenting adults! Goddammit, gaaaaaah, what am I supposed to do; if I kiss her, I won’t get the points, and if I start groping her breasts, she’ll let out a little coo like “Mm…,” and goddaaaaaaaaammmit, what am I supposed to dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo?!
“Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!”
Something snaps inside my head, and in that moment, I reach forward and pull down…
…Snow’s panties.
Yes, in an instant, my hands disappear beneath Snow’s skirt, grab hold of her panties, and drag them down to her ankles.
Every person on that balcony, plus Alice, who technically isn’t human, freezes in place, staring at me, mouths agape.
I don’t think I’ll forget the look on their faces for as long as I live.
<Evil Points acquired.>
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