Can Someone Please Go After My Sister!?!?! - Chapter 97

Dangerous job application!

"I'll be honest with you...I've been flirting with a lot of girls lately." I sighed helplessly.

"Bah, you still feel guilty? You should be feeling very proud of yourself, right, Lord Yushan?" My sister's voice was filled with resentment.

"I really want to be honest..." I lowered my voice and said sincerely, "Don't you want to know the current status of my love life?"

"I don't want to!" said my sister firmly.

I laughed softly... Taoyao had stopped screaming. Humph, don't care? It would be weird if she didn't care!

I quietly glanced at the living room to make sure Xiaomei couldn't hear our conversation.

"Come to the door and I'll tell you something quietly." I knocked on the door gently and said in a low voice.

"No! You shameless bastard, you've done so many bad things, what else is there that you won't do and say loudly?"

"I don't want Xiaomei to hear it," I deliberately lowered my voice to the level of a mosquito, forcing her to come closer to the door to listen. As long as she got closer, she would involuntarily relax her vigilance and adjust her emotions - have you ever seen anyone quarreling while sitting close to each other?

If you want to solve the problem, you still need to use your brain to change some seemingly useless details.

"Playing tricks!" The younger sister muttered, but she still sat down obediently and leaned against the door: "Go ahead."

"Actually... the girls I hooked up with are not just Xiaomei, Liu Qingxu and Liu Shitong..." I said tentatively, but I felt like I was standing on a dangerous string.

My sister was silent... I even heard the sound of her getting up gently on the other side of the door - it seemed like she was a little discouraged and wanted to end this meaningless conversation.

"Don't you want to know what other bad things I've done?" I was a little panicked that my sister wasn't angry - or rather, she was obviously angry.

I expected her to yell in anger or retaliate - but nothing happened.

This unexpected reaction, like the calm and gloomy sea surface before a tsunami, made me feel a little uneasy.

"It's your freedom to fall in love with someone." Her voice was a little cold. "From today on, I don't want to care about you, and you don't want to care about me finding..."

No…No…

I seemed to have seen the BAD END, but at this critical moment, an idea suddenly came to my mind: it is better to loosen up than to block!

"Looking for a boyfriend?" I couldn't help but say, "Are you determined to find one?"

She hummed softly.

"Okay then!" I put on Mr. Qiu's deadpan attitude, "I, Lin Yushan, will be the first to sign up."

"You..." The sister on the other side of the door was a little speechless and confused, "You, what are you talking about?"

"Sign up to be your boyfriend," I rolled my eyes, "Why, am I not qualified?"

"Of course not!" She shouted hastily, seeming to be a little amused and helpless, "You are my brother, how can you ..."

"Uncle Qiu and Aunt Wang are brother and sister, but they had sex." I shamelessly used the revolutionary predecessors as a shield.

"You...you still want to learn from him, pa pa pa?" Her voice had a strange tone.

Listening to my sister's tone, it seemed that she was a little overwhelmed by my barrage of punches, and she even forgot to breathe. I couldn't help but feel a little relieved and a smile appeared on the corner of my mouth.

"Taoyao, do you want to obey or not?" I smiled and said, "No matter what, I can't let you fall into the hands of outsiders."

"You..." I could imagine her rolling her eyes, "No! You can't do it anyway!"

I stood up helplessly: "Then as a job applicant like me who has no power and is discriminated against, what can I do but protest and vent my anger?" I opened my voice and deliberately started to shout loudly: "Where is justice? Where is Xiaomei? Oh my God! Taoyao didn't let her brother treat her as..."

The door suddenly opened, Taoyao grabbed my hand and dragged me into the house, closing the door: "Keep your voice down!" She looked at me angrily, her face flushed with anger, "Xiaomei is still here, why are you shouting!"

I deliberately pretended to be seeing this room for the first time, looking around and sighing, "Taoyao, I've been your boyfriend for less than three seconds and you let me in. Isn't this too fast?"

My sister slapped me on the head with shame and anger: "What nonsense! What boyfriend! If you keep talking nonsense, I will kick you out!"

"Okay!" I raised my hands in surrender, indicating that I was still an unemployed single dog, and was currently in the state of competing for a job and applying for a temporary boyfriend. "What do I have to do to get you hired? I'll listen to you!"

My sister had just returned home. She was still wearing her cute school uniform. She stood in front of me with her arms folded across her chest. She looked me up and down with a critical look on her face. Then she snorted and turned her head away: "Tell me the truth, how many women are you currently having 'inappropriate relationships with'?"

'Improper relationship between a man and a woman'?

I feel a bit confused when I hear this term - isn't this something that is only used in "Today's Statement" or administrative trials?

Uh...what else can I do?

I confessed everything...

Of course, it was just some stories about An Ru. After all, I am good at talking nonsense, so after a brief description, the story between An Ru and I became a simple friendship like "heroes appreciate heroes" and "five principles of peaceful coexistence", which made Tao Yao frown.

"Stop, stop! You are hiding together in a room in the hospital. Where are you hiding?" At this moment, the younger sister showed the sensitivity of living together for many years and the keen sense of smell of a newlywed wife, and immediately dug out the key point of the problem.

"Uh, behind the curtain..."

"Curtain? There are curtains in hospitals?" She narrowed her eyes slightly. "I just let you off the hook. Don't try to fool me! Tell me, where is it?"

"On...on the hospital bed..." I confessed somewhat dejectedly and looked at her guiltily.

My sister let out an angry scream - "Get on the bed! Get on the bed!"

She started grabbing my clothes and pounding my chest in anger, "You actually, actually slept with someone! After having sex, you came over and said you wanted to be my boyfriend—" She angrily grabbed my hand and bit it hard, "You use this hand that has touched a wild woman to hug me?"

“Ah… it hurts! Stop it, sister! This hand has accompanied me through countless empty nights… I can’t live without it before I realize the four modernizations… ah!”

When my sister heard what I said, she quickly opened her mouth and started to spit angrily, with a frustrated expression on her face.

I don't know why I suddenly remembered Su Wei's comment on Li Shiming - "Shaking hands with a girl can make her pregnant." Now I suddenly realized the deep meaning of it...

"What on earth did you do?" She stared at me.

"Nothing!" I touched the small row of teeth marks, feeling miserable, "We didn't even have a kiss."

She was stunned for a few seconds, "You've never kissed a girl?"

"It seems like what you said is similar to what you said."

My sister hesitated for a few seconds, and suddenly said in a tough tone: "Well, applicant number one, I will give you the first interview task now."

I scratched my head, having a bad feeling.

"Kiss me." My sister said in a tough tone, but her neck was subtly red.