Can Someone Please Go After My Sister!?!?! - Chapter 86

Heaven has reincarnation

I saw that the three of them had confused looks in their eyes, as if they had pressed an extra zero when donating, or had a subtle confused expression when being interviewed by reporters.

But I don’t know if it was my illusion, I just felt the temperature inside the quilt rising sharply. Sister An Ru seemed to be unable to bear it and began to twist her body restlessly.

Hey, we need to find a way to get rid of these guys!

Just as I was racking my brains over how to persuade these three idiots to leave, the door suddenly opened.

Our counselor, Lou Dao, came in...

Yes, it’s Director Lou. His real name is Lou Wai. No matter how you edit his name, it’s still “Lou Dao” or “Lou Waidao”. So this unremarkable-looking counselor became famous in the school because of his name.

At this moment, Director Lou was looking at us suspiciously, and he held his glasses on the bridge of his nose and asked, "Are you the ones messing around here?"

A few of the funny guys lowered their heads, looking like elementary school students being scolded and kept silent. Director Lou then stroked his glasses and turned his gaze to me: "Lin Yushan, what's going on?"

I work in the student union, and many things need to be approved by the counselor. I am quite familiar with the famous counselor Lou, so I shrugged and said, "Wang Er played with the hospital equipment here and was scolded by the doctor."

"What hospital equipment?" Director Lou was shocked. After all, the students he was in charge of were messing around here, which was not something he could laugh about.

I almost yelled out the word "playing with urine" for a moment, but fortunately I blocked my mouth in time and changed it to a more polite way, "He...accidentally moved the hospital's medical examination samples."

Well, that doesn't sound like a big deal...

Director Lou seemed to think so too, so he breathed a sigh of relief, nodded, and looked at Li Shiming in confusion: "What about you? The nurse said you guys are dancing the Yangko?"

Wei Suo and Shi Geng looked at each other in bewilderment, but Li Shiming, who was experienced in counter-reconnaissance, said, "Wei Suo's prostate is inflamed, and the doctor applied ointment to him. When he walks, his crotch is rubbed and it hurts..." He patted Wei Suo's back fiercely, showing a pitiful expression, "As a result, this kid didn't agree with him and danced angrily..."

Director Lou showed a mixed expression of regret and weirdness, and looked at the confused Wei Suo, and seemed to have a deeper understanding of his name: "Take medicine on time... Change underwear frequently."

Wei Suo held it in for a long time, then looked at Li Shiming who kept blinking, and could only spit out one word hatefully: "Okay."

I breathed a sigh of relief - at least these three funny guys didn't make any big news.

Just when I relaxed, Director Lou said casually: "Stop messing around, I'll let An Ru take you back to school..."

After that, this harmless-looking guy took out his cell phone and started calling An Ru...

Oh shit!

God has its own way of retribution, no one can escape it!

I was so frightened that I broke out in a cold sweat. I quickly reached into the quilt and began to search Sister An Ru's pockets. In my panic, I seemed to touch a strange soft part that should not be touched.

I had no desire in my heart, and even felt like crying.

Sister An Ru also panicked and began to twist her body to take out her cell phone from the pocket under her body...

But it was too late.

"Master, I'm here! Master, I'm here..." A series of innocent and childlike phone alert sounds rang out muffled in the quilt. The arrogant phone seemed to be afraid of being ignored, and reported its location loudly in an almost coquettish voice.

The room was dead silent...

Everyone looked at me on the bed with either fear or confusion...

I awkwardly pulled out my cell phone from under the covers and said, "Sister An Ru's cell phone... is with me..."

Director Lou looked at me in shock, his hand holding the phone drooping in a daze. The fact that I was holding Sister An Ru's phone greatly impacted his three views as a single man for many years: "Why is An Ru's phone here with you?"

I stammered, "I kept it for her..."

"Look!" Li Shiming shouted in horror, "Isn't his quilt a little bulging?"

"She's wearing black stockings underneath!" Wei Suo saw Sister An Ru's calves through a gap in the quilt. Then this man, whose IQ was estimated to be less than 50, looked at me in shock, "Captain, you're pregnant while wearing women's clothes?"

"**! I'm the original wife!" Wang Er looked at everyone having fun and shouted happily.

At this moment, all the "f*cks" in my heart turned to ashes, which means I am completely hopeless...

I patted the quilt and said helplessly: "Come out...Pikachu."

Sister An Ru emerged from her dive, breathing in the air. Because the quilt was too hot and humid, her cheeks were flushed and her eyes were a little blurry.

She gently straightened her messy hair and untidy clothes, leaned on my shoulder in a lazy and misleading posture, and shrugged regretfully: "I was discovered."

Hey... the scientific name for this scene is 'catching an adulterer in bed'.

I can't describe the expressions of everyone at that moment.

Wei Suo and Shi Geng looked heartbroken and desperate, which made people think that I was not sleeping with Sister An Ru, but with their grandmother. Director Lou stared at us with a look of despair, and couldn't say a word for a long time with his mouth open. Mr. Wang Er didn't understand what was going on, but just kept mumbling words like "riding position" with a smile...

The most disappointing person was Li Shimin.

This guy is indeed the school's top paparazzi. Although his mind has been crushed to pieces, his actions seem to be out of control. He mechanically took out his phone and took a series of close-up photos of us...

This guy's occupational disease is awesome.

But he shouldn't forget one thing...

But the one leaning next to me was Sister Anru.

I estimated that it took Sister An Ru only 0.5 seconds from the time she reacted to the time she took action.

An Rujie suddenly used her mobile phone as a hidden weapon, aiming at Li Shiming's head and hurling it out fiercely. The fragile kidney 6 at this moment played a toughness comparable to that of a Nokia, hitting Li Shiming's dull face fiercely, causing critical damage and causing both blindness and dizziness.

Li Shiming screamed and covered his nose. Sister An Ru took the opportunity to lift the quilt and rushed forward to snatch the phone. She deleted all the photos in no time and then breathed a sigh of relief.

I looked at her awkwardly, trying to say something to ease the atmosphere.

"You, why are you so skilled..."

After I said this for some unknown reason, I wanted to slap myself to death.

But Sister An Ru didn't care. Instead, she raised her head proudly and glanced at the men who were shocked and in great pain one by one.

"What... are you guys doing..." Director Lou's IQ has completely dropped.

Sister An Ru coughed lightly and said something, then turned her head and looked at me uncomfortably: "Observe... learn..."