Can Someone Please Go After My Sister!?!?! - Chapter 8

Sister bidding?

"What are you doing!" The younger sister's voice was trembling. She had always been dirty and sinister, but now she was at a loss like an innocent girl, crying, "Who are you?"

"I am Brother Yushan's sister!" Liu Qingxu proudly stood up on the bed and looked down at her.

"What!" My sister's panicked expression slowly faded, and a hint of murderous intent gradually emerged. She looked at me coldly, waiting for my explanation.

Will I surrender obediently like I did in the past, send Liu Qingxu away, and wag my tail to apologize to my sister?

Well, this was indeed my first reaction - but! My sister's momentary confusion and crying just now ignited my infinite confidence in the prospects of the revolution.

Humph, I really want to piss you off today, what’s wrong!

I also stood up and patted Liu Qingxu's shoulder proudly, "Yes, this is my sister number two... Taoyao, your torture of me over the years has made me determined to hold an open 'sister bidding'..." I winked at her, "I'm counting on you, sister number one."

The name "Sister No. 1" almost made her suffocate. Taoyao looked at me hatefully, stamped her feet, and gave me a look that said "the sea of ​​suffering is endless, turn back now".

I'd rather go to the tiger mountain!

I pretended and tentatively put my arm around Liu Qingxu's shoulders - unexpectedly, this girl not only did not feel disgusted or resist, but instead took the initiative to reach out and hug me, responding to my intimate actions.

This professional was really trying hard to see a Shura show. I held her soft and slender body in my arms, and I couldn't tell whether I felt embarrassed or beautiful.

Lin Taoyao looked at the pair of "dog brothers and sisters" hugging each other in front of her, and whispered a few words from between her teeth: "Lin Yushan... send her away, and I will spare you tonight."

A very bad thought suddenly flashed through my mind. Really.

"What? Ask her if she wants to stay?" I made an inaudible gesture, "Hey, sister number one, just tell her directly. It's not something to be ashamed of."

History always repeats itself. I remember using this trick last night.

But for Taoyao, this is simply a repeated critical hit with outstanding effect.

At the moment, I couldn't tell whether her expression was a blush of anger or a rage of being speechless, but I felt that if Liu Qingxu could capture it, I would be willing to let her take a few GB of shameful photos in exchange.

"Stay overnight? Sure!" Liu Qingxu laughed maliciously, admiring my quick wit. "I'd love to be Brother Yushan's legal sister! Wait, I'll call you now." She excitedly took out her cell phone and started dialing a number.

For a moment I thought Lin Taoyao would explode...but to my surprise, she said nothing and just quietly left the room.

Wait a minute? Did I accidentally choose the "hatchet line" just now? I was shocked and broke out in a cold sweat. I hurriedly followed her out, but found that she just went back to the kitchen to cook.

Such a tolerant and loving Madonna image made me feel suspicious - was she so angry that she lost her mind? Or was she planning to poison me and kill me twice? If I died because of my sister's jealousy, would I become the second brother of Cheng?

I swallowed and moved closer curiously: "Sister No. 1, what are you doing?"

"Cooking." She said expressionlessly.

I looked left and right, and almost touched her head to see if she had a fever: "Are you not angry?"

"Angry?" She showed a mischievous expression, "Then I'm on your pirate ship, right?"

I've tried riding a horse, not to mention the boat. I complained silently.

"Just don't be angry. Friendship comes first, competition comes second. If all else fails, you can write 'distant cousin' in your household registration book!"

She laughed out loud in anger, "It's okay, I'll get a new one in a couple of days."

I looked at her suspiciously.

"You are the head of the household now, right?" She smiled grimly. "Once the death certificate is issued, a new head of the household will be appointed."

I swallowed silently and retreated to the edge of the sofa.

"Brother Yushan!" Liu Qingxu ran out of the house excitedly, "I can stay here! I want to share a room with you tonight!"

Lin Taoyao angrily chopped the kitchen knife on the chopping board.

I smiled guiltily and looked at her with touched eyes: "Great, sister number two. The jury gives you one point. Reason: saving a life."

"How can a sister need to apply to live with her brother?" Lin Taoyao said jealously, "I can sleep in the same room anytime."

Liu Qingxu excitedly took a secret photo of her with her mobile phone, giggling and whispering in my ear: "Look at the jealous sister's expression, alive!"

"Give her some face, performance artist." I didn't move my lips, but my belly spoke, "If you stir up trouble in the family, you'll be caught by Aunt Wang next door and paraded through the streets."

"It's okay. I have a limited time, so I have to get more materials... Besides, your sister has hidden a lot of books, and some of the brother-sister NTR books are quite exciting..."

I swallowed my saliva, watching Lin Taoyao cooking silently, her mysterious and virtuous back.

"She's okay with this? Student No. 2."

"That's right." She nodded seriously, "But it seems that she prefers night raids."

I was confused and thought of the unexpected "rider position" incident last night - could it be that this was all a routine, all fake? Damn, you were having fun but I was misunderstood by your bestie... Wait, this seems to kill two birds with one stone.

Why did she try her best to keep me away from Xiaomei? Wasn't it because she was afraid that I would fall in love with Xiaomei, but that Xiaomei would fall in love with...

I had a strange expression on my face, looking at her slender back, and felt something indescribable.

German Orthopedics?

No way?

"Eat!" Her cold call interrupted my thoughts. I patted my face, repeated to myself, "Six roots are pure, Cheng brother retreat", and sat down at the table trembling.

I have to say this girl is quite good at cooking, but she is a little lazy.

The delicious food on the table makes me can’t wait to eat.

"Wait!" Liu Qingxu shouted excitedly, "I'll feed you!"

She ignored my shocked look and my sister's murderous expression and handed the phone to Lin Taoyao: "Hold it for me and take a picture of Brother Yushan's expression... Come on, ah!"

My expression didn't look like I was eating, but rather like I was showing the dentist which tooth was hurting.

Nonsense, your sister is staring at you with murderous intent, how can you possibly eat! And she is feeding you!

I reluctantly ate two spoonfuls, but Liu Qingxu blushed a little, and became bolder, even hooking one hand around my neck to get me closer. The girl's faint fragrance mixed with the fragrance of the rice... My head was a little congested.

But the elements of disharmony immediately arose.

The cell phone in Lin Taoyao's hand suddenly rang. Liu Qingxu picked up the call hesitantly. After talking for two or three seconds, his expression suddenly changed. He tried desperately to explain something and stared at Lin Taoyao hatefully.

The smug look on Lin Taoyao's face made me feel a little uneasy.

"What did you do?" I asked her in a low voice.

"I just sent a text message to her parents with my cell phone..."

I have a bad feeling.

"They said I kidnapped their daughter." My sister proudly hooked her fingers at me and blew me a kiss.

I couldn't help but feel a chill down my spine... It's bad.

This girl's IQ...

"Brother Yushan... I'm sorry." Liu Qingxu stood up in a panic, "I have to go back... I'll play with you next time. My parents are worried sick."

"It's okay..." I smiled guiltily and waved my hands. I felt my soul slowly flying out of the top of my head and flying farther and farther away.

Liu Qingxu rolled her eyes at Lin Taoyao and said, "I'll settle the score with you next time, sister number one!" After saying that, she hurried towards the door.

"Goodbye." There was a hint of victory in her voice.

I watched her leave in amazement...then turned back to look at my sister in fear.

"It's just the two of us tonight." My sister sighed with pretended regret.

"It's just the two of us tonight." I shivered with a smile.

Finished.

I looked at my sister's smiling face and gradually narrowed my eyes: "How many more will there be tomorrow morning?"

Someone come and save me...Anyone can save me...