Can Someone Please Go After My Sister!?!?! - Chapter 66

Your uncle! Uncle Qiu!

"Uncle, you misunderstood," Liu Shitong suppressed her smile, "Yushan...is not...that..."

Shitong couldn't utter that vulgar word.

"Are you going to poop?" Uncle Qiu walked over with his eyes wide open, looking at her suspiciously, "Why, do you know this guy?"

Liu Shitong nodded.

I took advantage of the moment when Liu Shitong turned around to quickly roll up my underwear and stuff it into my pocket - but it was still discovered by Uncle Qiu's eagle-like sharp eyes.

The old man looked at me with a strange look in his eyes, and said gloomily, "Yushan, I know you have a sister, but your habit..." He looked at my pocket, "If your Aunt Wang caught you, she would beat you to death."

Damn! This old man! Don't force the crime of underwear thief on me!

Her bra is so big that it can hold a basketball. What should I do with it?

"Ouch, you misunderstood!" I looked around, looking for a way to escape, "I, I have something else to do, I'll leave first..."

Of the thirty-six strategies, the best strategy is to run away. A trace of cold sweat seeped out of my forehead - in this situation, anything could go wrong...

Especially when Liu Shitong is around, I don’t want to be bothered by this old man.

"Brother!" Just when I was about to die, a silly voice sounded from the upstairs window. I looked up and saw my drunk sister waving at me excitedly with a silly smile...

Although only her neck was exposed, her upper body seemed...

Nothing?

Hey, hey! We agreed not to take it off! And please don’t be so naked and embarrass yourself!

There are a thousand horses running wildly in my heart...

Uncle Qiu narrowed his eyes and looked carefully at his sister at the window, his expression looking a little strange.

Although he looks old and his eyesight is blurry, he is definitely not blind - his eyesight is probably comparable to that of a paparazzi or a scout - these two professions are also Mr. Qiu's professional areas.

"Brother!" The sister giggled excitedly, "Did you find my underwear?"

Liu Shitong and the old man looked at me strangely. I stuffed the thing in my pocket guiltily and shouted anxiously, "What are you doing! Go away! Go back!"

"I...will wait for you to come back before going to bed!" She shouted somewhat unsatisfiedly, "Come back soon! I'm all naked!"

Fuck you!

I turned my head to look at Liu Shitong and the old man, feeling guilty...

"This, this kid is talking nonsense..."

I was about to explain, but Liu Shitong's face darkened, she turned her head away and ignored me and ran back to her own community. When she turned around, I seemed to hear a sob...

Hey! Don't misunderstand me, okay?

The old man looked at the drunk and screaming sister, then looked at Liu Shitong who was walking away and me who was standing there in a daze. He couldn't help but touch his goatee and patted my shoulder.

“So it’s still a sorghum field…”

"You uncle!"

"I'm your uncle," he blinked, "Boy, you've been a little abnormal lately... How about I tell you your fortune? It'll only cost you 50!" He looked at me with regret, as if he was doing me a huge favor.

This old man - I gritted my teeth - is taking advantage of someone's misfortune!

"I will definitely visit you some other day..." I gritted my teeth.

"I know someone who can testify to this," the old man winked at me and gave me a wicked smile. "You can also change your household registration... If you really accidentally give birth to a child, you will get into trouble at the Civil Affairs Bureau..."

"Pah, pah, pah!" I jumped up. "You should keep it for Aunt Wang and her Thirteen Women's Band! Each of you can get a few more, and then you can use your marriage certificates to play poker!"

"Hey, you little brat!" Seeing that I didn't appreciate his kindness, the old man frowned and wanted to say something, but I took advantage of his inattention and ran home as fast as I could.

"Don't forget my cigarettes and oil!" Seeing that he failed to generate income, the old man stomped his feet in anger and shouted behind me.

"I'll never forget it!" I yelled back at him.

Why is this guy so skilled at taking advantage of others' misfortunes!

I hurriedly opened the door and looked around for my sister.

Then the girl suddenly jumped out from behind the door, covered my eyes, and yelled in my ear: "Guess who I am!"

"Aunt Wang, is that you?" I answered unhappily.

"Pfft... Wrong answer!" My sister appeared in front of me with a silly smile, "Brother, you are too slow... I found new underwear."

She turned around in front of me complacently, and my eyes were a little straight...

Wait! Hey!

Why are you only wearing underwear?

I swallowed my saliva. This is not the most fatal thing...

To be honest, my sister's breasts are not small...but the underwear she wears is obviously not suitable for her size...

The large, baggy underwear could have been her clothes! With every spin, the empty underwear would slide up and down erratically, which reminded me strangely of the Fragrant Concubine spinning in circles with a group of butterflies around her...

"Stop!" I grabbed her shoulders and stared at the annoying guy's confused eyes, "Where did you get this underwear?"

"Next door... Aunt Wang... left it outside the door... borrowed..."

"Borrowed?" I said doubtfully. "You mean stolen?"

The younger sister giggled and waved her hand, "Stealing? Can something that scholars do be called stealing?"

Fuck you Kong Yiji!

I looked down, and my heart almost jumped out of my throat...

The aunt's monster size and the sagging characteristics of older women made her bra become a bellyband for her younger sister...

I know about the naked apron…

But I don’t know what a shirtless bellyband is!

I stared at my sister, a cold sweat broke out on my forehead, and I didn't dare move my gaze down at all.

Because the corner of my eye told me that my sister's 'underwear' had already tilted down weakly and hung down to her belly button...

My sister stared at me with a silly smile, not realizing that her upper body was completely on display at 360 degrees...

No...I can't look at it...my eyes will burn.

"Where's Xiaomei?" I asked stutteringly.

"It's time to go to bed." My sister giggled, "Lazy guy!"

"You, you should also go back to your room and sleep!" I pushed my sister hard, "Don't make a fuss when you're drunk, it will make you uncomfortable!"

My sister was a little confused, but she still frowned unhappily: "No...drunk..."

"What's three hundred and sixty divided by six?" I curled my lips.

My sister was stunned and started counting on her fingers: "One six equals six... two six equals twelve..."

I took this opportunity to hug her and walked towards the house. My sister kept kicking and hitting me. I was a little angry, so I threw her on her bed and kicked her butt lightly: "Go to sleep!"

Who knew that this girl seemed to start to throw a tantrum. She glanced at me while holding her quilt and began to cry: "Brother... you are bad and bully me..." While throwing a tantrum, she also rolled around on the bed.

I ignored her, strode out, closed her door, and rubbed my temples angrily.

Speaking of which...where did Xiaomei go?