Nightmare Game
We sat down carefully and started the game.
My sister and I had our own agenda and tried to kill each other with our eyes. Xiaomei seemed confused and looked at us strangely.
"No matter who stands at the end," I coughed softly and looked at my sister, "don't forget the original plan."
"Stop talking nonsense!" The younger sister sneered and shouted, "Scissors-Rock-Paper!"
Two stones and one cloth.
Xiaomei won! She held her chin with joy and watched the two of us decide the winner.
I glanced at the pile of small pieces of paper and couldn't help but feel a little overwhelmed...
Oh my god, who knows what that pervert wrote?
My sister narrowed her eyes dangerously. "Let's decide the winner, pervert!"
"Rock, Paper, Scissors!"
I lost!
I looked at the sinful right hand with trembling eyes.
I lost!
My sister giggled and looked at me, raising her eyebrows: "Choose!"
"I choose truth!" I shouted hurriedly - after all, telling the truth wouldn't be fatal, right?
It's generally true to think so.
I pulled out the note, hoping that I would be safe.
result……
"Please name three countries with moons on their flags within ten seconds. If you can't answer, you will have to draw two 'Day of Adventure' cards."
Oh shit!
"This is a foul!" I shouted angrily, "Taoyao, how could you do this?"
My sister put her hands on her hips and looked at me with disdain: "Oh, you don't have the guts, but you insist on telling me the truth. You got what you deserved by accident, didn't you?"
"You..." I gritted my teeth, "I want a dare! I want a dare!"
"Ten, nine..." My sister started counting the time on her own with a wicked smile.
I was speechless and looked at Xiaomei for help.
"I want to watch Brother Yushan's big adventure," she smiled softly, with a hint of a well-behaved smile in her eyes, "Would you like to play big adventure?"
This girl...when did she become a bad person?
Or did she add something extraordinary to the adventure?
I gritted my teeth and tremblingly pulled out the Adventure...
'Confess to Mr. Qiu.'
I snapped it back, a look of panic flashing across my face: "I don't see anything! I'll change it!"
The younger sister snatched the card, took a look at it and burst out laughing, then handed it to Xiaomei. After Xiaomei read it, she smiled with a hint of laughter on her cute face and said to Taoyao softly, "Who is Uncle Qiu? Isn't it a bad idea to play a trick on Brother Yushan like this?"
"It's okay, this is great!" Taoyao smiled, looking at my speechless face, "Call! Come on, put it on loudspeaker!"
Pooh!
I can't express how angry I am.
But looking at the two girls cheering, he still gritted his teeth and picked up the phone.
Don't answer it, don't answer it...
"Hello?" A lazy voice sounded, "For fortune-telling, say 1; for antique shopping, say 2; for medical treatment, say 3; for ghost hunting, say 4... For anything else, just say it directly."
Holy shit, your call forwarding service is awesome...it was actually me who forwarded the call!
"Uncle Qiu?" I called out tentatively, feeling a little overwhelmed. "I'm Yushan."
"Ah, Xiaoshan," the voice seemed even more lazy and casual, "I forgot to save your phone number last time. When will your two packs of cigarettes be delivered? As you said, I gave your sister a hard time, haha..."
I covered my phone guiltily. Seeing Tao Yao's face getting darker, I couldn't help but panic: "Master, don't worry... I can't do without you. I called you today because of something else..."
"If you have to fart, hurry up! I still want to play mahjong with Lao Li and the others!"
An idea suddenly occurred to me.
Confession? No problem!
"I want to tell you, I love you!" There was a hint of cunning in my eyes.
"Ai Lao Hu Yao?" Uncle Qiu was a little confused.
Taoyao, who was originally ready to watch the show, seemed to have eaten bitter herbs. She stood up angrily and made exaggerated mouth shapes to me: Use Chinese!
Pah! I made a face in return - this is called wisdom! Whatever you say, I just did what I was asked to do!
I am so impressed by my quick wit!
Humph! The devil is one foot high, but the Tao is ten feet higher!
The old man on the other end of the phone was stunned for a moment, then immediately gave a wicked smile with a cunning tone.
"Oh, you are such a filial child... You also want oil? We originally agreed to just give cigarettes, but I am still very happy! Just one bucket of Golden Dragon Turtle Peanut Oil will be enough! Hahaha, I don't want tiger oil, I want peanut oil!"
I was a little confused, what?
"A one-liter bottle will do. That's it. Send it with the cigarettes. Bye!"
The old man seemed to be afraid that I would react, and he hung up the phone in a hurry. It was a done deal.
Huh? What the hell?
It took me three seconds to react - damn! I was tricked by this old fox?
My sister and I looked at each other, not knowing whether to laugh or cry.
As the saying goes, the mantis stalks the cicada, unaware of the oriole behind it - although this old man doesn't know how to love you, he can make peanut oil out of nothing!
Damn it... this is what it means to be cruel and ruthless, and to get something for nothing.
I put down the phone, rubbed my brows with a wry smile, "Sister, you wanted to trick me, I wanted to fool you, but in the end, we were tricked too..."
"You're the one being played! Your whole family is being played!"
"...You are my whole family..."
I smiled bitterly and made a decision secretly.
Damn, I'd better not mess with this cunning old man in the future...
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