Can Someone Please Go After My Sister!?!?! - Chapter 52

Be careful when studying philosophy

I was leaning against the bathroom toilet and vomiting, and my sister was patting my back from behind.

"What's going on? Do you feel dizzy in the VR world and are not used to it?" She frowned slightly.

I was speechless, and cold sweat ran down my back...

Anqi, sir!

Li Shiming, your uncle!

Wang Er, Wei Suo Shi Geng...you uncle!

"What are you mumbling about?"

"It's nothing," I rinsed my mouth, with some hatred in my eyes, "It's just the death list that will be published in the newspaper next month."

My sister looked at me puzzledly, snorted and put her hands on her hips: "Come on, cheer up, Xiaomei will be here soon! You still have to cook!"

This girl... I looked at her with some melancholy: Do you know how much suffering your brother went through before he finally returned to this dimension?

Ten minutes of life...

I bent over and continued to vomit, convincing myself that it was a huge side effect of the damn system on my nerves.

No, no…

It's because I have a stronger ability to endure mentally - if it were someone else, after suffering a blow like mine, let alone vomiting, they would be lucky not to become as devastated as Uncle Qiu, squatting in the message room wiping their nose and basking in the sun.

It took a long time before the hellish scene slowly faded from my mind and was thrown into a folder on my memory hard drive called "One Hundred Reasons Why Lin Yushan Turned Black."

I collapsed on the sofa, feeling as if my body had been hollowed out.

Is there anyone? Is there anyone who can heal my young heart?

I opened my mouth empty like a dried fish and stared at my sister blankly.

"What's wrong? You look like you've been teased?" She stared at me in confusion.

Damn, this guy really has zero femininity! Bad review!

"Have you ever seen the expression of someone who has been beaten to a pulp? What nonsense!" I waved my hands weakly.

"Hey!" my sister called out, "From your expression, I can tell you just entered 'sage mode' and masturbated a lot, right? That's disgusting, and you have the same empty expression as Mr. Qiu at the door."

"Don't insult the great philosopher... When you reach that level, you will naturally be pure and free from desires..."

At this time, the doorbell rang, and Lin Taoyao jumped up as if she had been injected with chicken blood and rushed to open the door. A moment later, Xiaomei, a classmate with a shy loli face, was pushed in front of me by her sister.

My heart was instantly moistened as if it had been moistened by spring water, and I couldn't help but smile slightly.

"Hello, Brother Yushan." She smiled at me gently and looked at me somewhat at a loss.

Then I realized that the sofa was not big and I was lying on it with my arms and legs spread out. Xiaomei seemed a little at a loss.

I slapped my thigh and said, "Sit here!"

Her face turned red instantly, and she stammered but couldn't utter a single word.

I realized my mistake, and hurriedly stood up awkwardly, patting the sofa: "I made a mistake, you sit here..."

Xiaomei was a little shy and confused, but she still prepared to sit down obediently - there was my butt print with body temperature on the soft sofa...

"What are you doing!" Taoyao screamed and pulled Xiaomei up, "Don't sit where he just sat," she glared at me. "He just masturbated, and you'll get pregnant if you get any marks on him."

I almost vomited blood. I just wanted to hang up my sister's physiology teacher and beat him up, and ask him whether he taught human physiology or amphibian in vitro virility...

"You're the one who's masturbating! Your whole family is masturbating!"

"Look, she admitted it." Tao Yao narrowed her eyes and hid behind Xiao Mei, like a seductive lady who was quietly whispering to the foolish emperor. "This guy is so despicable."

Damn it!

Didn't I just say that there was an online game player named "Xiaomei" who said she liked me? Why are you so cautious? Are you trying to trick me? Do you think I'm a slut just because you said that?

"What is masturbation?" Xiaomei asked softly, but then she looked a little shy, as if she felt a little ashamed of her ignorance, and didn't know whether she should ask this question.

Taoyao and I froze in expression and exchanged glances.

"Jerking off is almost the same as eating skewers." I pretended to cough.

"Really?" Xiaomei smiled, "Then the three of us will jerk off together tonight?"

I coughed awkwardly and looked at my sister who was about to burst out laughing: "Well, due to different personal configurations, I'm afraid I can't play online games..."

Xiaomei seemed to be stunned by these familiar yet unfamiliar words, and looked at Taoyao in confusion, "Why are you so happy when we can't play together?"

"She doesn't have a game controller, there's nothing we can do about it." I coughed twice on purpose and tried to change the subject, "Xiaomei, do you play games?"

Lin Taoyao looked at me with a teasing look, and her meaning was very clear: with Xiaomei's mentality, she can basically say goodbye to bicycles.

You let her play games?

But who knows, Xiaomei nodded slightly with a hint of excitement on her face:

"I'm playing! My name is Xiaomei!"

Holy shit…

I wiped the sweat from my head and had a bad feeling.

It's you...