Can Someone Please Go After My Sister!?!?! - Chapter 5

Is my sister sending it all over the place?

"Is this right?" Sweat broke out on my forehead and I pushed my waist forward.

"No, no! Push harder with your waist! You look too shy, it doesn't look exciting at all!"

“I can’t hold on any longer!”

"Are you a man? Just bear with it for a little while longer, I'm almost there."

I hugged the soft body in front of me tightly: "I can't do it anymore... I'm too tired. I need to rest for a while!"

The girl's expression was a little regretful: "Then let you rest for a while, we will change positions later..."

I jumped out of bed as if I had been granted amnesty.

Uh…I'm not doing anything suspicious.

Just a mannequin...

My partner is a human pose doll used for sketching... and it's made of silicone.

"Look, look!" The girl came over and excitedly showed me the photos on her phone. "The effect of real models is different!"

In the camera, I posed in fixed, shameful positions: hugging the doll's waist affectionately, giving the doll a princess hug, etc.

"Are you satisfied?" I rubbed my sore shoulder. "Now you can talk about your comics, right?"

That’s right, the girl in front of me, Liu Qingxu, is a spoiled young lady... and also an original comic artist.

Really, what kind of education can produce such a weird combination of identities?

"Brother, can we shoot other moves next?" The girl twisted her body to look pitiful and looked at me pitifully.

As someone who has a younger sister, I am undoubtedly very resistant to this kind of malicious cuteness: "No, I am here to teach you Japanese. You should memorize the 50-sound chart first, and then we can talk."

The girl rolled her eyes and smiled slyly, "Take one photo and I'll carry one on my back!"

I was so angry that my nose almost crooked: "Hey, what about memorizing words and texts in the future?"

"We'll talk about the future later... I just happen to be in need of a comic assistant." The girl smiled triumphantly, "Brother, can you help me? My mother is watching me too closely."

"Don't call me brother - I always shudder when I hear that name."

Liu Qingxu looked at me suspiciously: "That's not right, shouldn't all boys be sister-con?"

I smiled bitterly. It was just a national illusion caused by the planned childbirth policy. If anyone dared to say no, I would give him my sister.

"Just call me Lin Yushan."

"Brother Yushan," the girl seemed unwilling to compromise, "Let's do this next, the action of pa pa pa!"

My face is all black...

All right. I reluctantly did a few extremely shameful actions, and in order to satisfy Master Liu's needs for different themes, I also made various evil or obscene facial expressions... After the whole shoot, I felt that I had inexplicably added several G of black history this afternoon.

"I say, Liu Qingxu, why don't you find a professional model to help you?"

The girl pouted: "My mother doesn't allow me to do these shady things. I can only recruit people under the name of tutoring, and--" She approached me step by step, looking at my face in a trance, "I want to see what a real brother is like."

I looked at the girl's lips slightly opening and closing, and her vague gaze under her long eyelashes, and my heart warmed up, and my Adam's apple moved involuntarily...

"Ahem!" I pretended to cough to break the charming atmosphere. "So how do you usually work?" I avoided the question, my tone stiff and awkward.

"Yes, yes, yes!" The girl suddenly became excited, "Come here, you are an important reader!" She dragged out a pile of comic supplies from under the bed: dot paper, pens of various sizes, drafts... I was stunned by all of this.

I took the comic from the girl and flipped through it under her eager eyes.

"The brother gently placed his hand on his sister's shoulder and slid it down with unquestionable determination..."

Huh? Eh…

This is? A book that the people love to read?

"The cartoons you drew..."

"It's a book!" Liu Qingxu nodded proudly, "That's why I let you make all kinds of expressions. Next time, bring your sister's photo, and I'll give you a special VIP treatment: a personalized sister control collection! Specially drawn for the two of you making love, guaranteed to be exactly the same!"

I snapped the book shut, my face burning... No, no, I have to teach this little girl a lesson, or else she will go astray! My sister is such a scary creature, I think I need to teach her a lesson!

"Liu Qingxu..." I frowned, "Actually..."

“Ah! Don’t make that expression!” The girl waved her hands helplessly. “Although I drew this, it doesn’t mean that I want to be… Besides, my brother…”

"Hey, what are you thinking about? Um, wait!" I jumped up. "You have a brother?"

The girl bit her lip hesitantly and nodded with difficulty.

Hey, how annoying is this brother? Do you know that your sister is cheating on you and picking up brothers everywhere? If this happened in our university, we could form a coalition of brothers to attack the academic affairs office and the cafeteria to launch a coup! You don't cherish such a good sister, you have the guts to exchange your sister with me! I can't cure you, you loser!

I was thinking with my back to the door, when I suddenly noticed something was wrong with Liu Qingxu's expression. Before I could react, a loud shout from behind scared me so much that my hair stood on end:

“Lin Yushan!”

I turned around in amazement, my eyes almost popping out of my head: "Wang Er? What are you doing here?"

Silly classmate looked around arrogantly, then ran over to me with a cute smile: "Are you here?"

Liu Qingxu's expression can be said to be wonderful.

"You, you know each other?" She screamed in surprise.

"You, you know each other too?" I was confused.

Could it be... a terrifying possibility burst through my brain circuit, and uncontrollably sang the most dazzling folk song in my heart: "He is your brother?"

Silly Student II put on a disdainful expression again: "She came yesterday. If you want a wife, I'll give her to you!"

"Hey, so you are the original imported lost virgin?"

"What are you talking about!" Liu Qingxu stomped her feet with a blushing face, "Brother, close the door quickly!"

I and Sha Er turned our heads at the same time. I suddenly realized that I was just a fake brother, so I turned back awkwardly, "Um... I'm your brother's classmate."

Liu Qingxu was a little depressed: "Then I am the sister of your classmate... legally."

I didn't say anything. It was well known that Wang's father was rich, and I had expected that Wang Er would have a beautiful stepmother. But if you find a stepmother and a non-blood-related sister, it's a bit like a YY novel - and this guy has a rich father who loves him.

I stared at Wang Er's round face in confusion: Could it be that this guy is the legendary template for the protagonist?

Student Wang Er noticed my gaze, nodded to me seriously, and suddenly showed an extremely obscene smile: "German Orthopedics welcomes you."

No, it's impossible... He can't be the protagonist. I comforted myself in a cold sweat.

When I was in a daze, the cell phone on my waist suddenly rang, and someone was humming "The King Asked Me to Patrol the Mountain" by the Lion Camel Ridge Art Troupe.

Oh no, this exclusive mobile phone number... is Taoyao!

"Hello?" I answered the phone respectfully. "Who is this?"

"Damn! Ghost - where have you been? I'm starving to death!"

"Ah, it's Lin Taoyao!" I wiped the sweat off my face, "I'll be back right away."

"It's Lin Taoyao! It's Taoyao!" Wang Er repeated with a smile behind me. I made a gesture to shut up in exasperation.

"Brother..." The voice inside suddenly became gentle, so sweet that it made my back cold, "Is there anyone else next to you?"

"How could that be? I'm on my way home."

"That's good... Even if you don't want me, you can't abandon our child... Come back soon, bye." With a hint of malice, she hung up the phone.

I put down the phone and breathed a sigh of relief, but I saw Liu Qingxu's eyes shining brightly.

"Brother Yushan!" She held my hand, "I'm going to your house tonight! I must see what true forbidden love between brother and sister is like!"

My head is starting to get bigger again...