My stupid sister
Everyone was stunned.
Except me.
"What are you talking about?" My sister's voice was a little out of tune, but she still tried hard to maintain her innocent disguise, "What is it?"
Uncle Qiu frowned, as if he couldn't hear her because of his poor hearing, and shouted again: "Your ** is here, you must come to pick it up this afternoon!"
This is embarrassing.
I saw my sister's expression turn red and white, and then she tore off her artificial disguise and just stared at me fiercely, unable to say a word.
I whistled casually, pretending to be a know-nothing.
"Sister, what is **?" Yutong asked curiously.
"Uh, a kind of, an electric toy..." Liu Shitong carefully considered her words, her face turned red, and she explained stutteringly.
"I want to buy **, too!" Yutong pouted, grabbed the corner of her sister's clothes and made a noise. Seeing that her sister didn't respond, she ran over and hugged me: "I want **, too!"
"Be good...you have your brother with you, you don't need that thing." I coughed.
I winked at Uncle Qiu secretly, thanking this savior for his timely arrival.
That's right, of course I invited him with all my planning. The Celestial Empire is great. This Oscar-level actor can be easily invited with just two fake Chinese clothes, and can also be contracted to each household and provided with door-to-door service.
Little Leo is so weak!
Just now, while we were eating, I quietly told him what to do on my phone, and this disrespectful old guy came here to earn some extra money without hesitation.
Good Job! I give this acting 99 points! One point less is for fear that you will be too proud!
Liu Shitong was a little confused at the moment - that innocent and ignorant girl would actually use such a thing?
She turned her head and looked at Tao Yao - at this moment, she was so angry that she could no longer be described as "innocent and ignorant". In one word, she failed in her attempt to pretend to be cool.
It seems that I have been fooled? Is this girl in front of me actually a 'gentleman'?
A question was brewing in her mind.
"By the way, Xiaoshan, is your bathroom door repaired?" Uncle Qiu winked at me.
"It's fixed, it's fixed," I laughed heartily. "It was all because of that girl Taoyao. She insisted on squeezing in to rub my back while I was taking a shower. When I didn't agree, she took it out on the door - really, she needs to change her temper!"
"Nonsense! I didn't do that!" Tao Yao screamed, "I watched you take a bath? Bah! Pervert! Delusion! Sister control!"
I looked at Liu Shitong deeply - at this moment she seemed to finally understand how she had been deceived just now, and began to look at her sister with fear again.
I quietly gave Uncle Qiu a thumbs up, and he made a smoking gesture to me.
I nodded: Don't worry, senior, you will get the reward!
The old man closed the door with a satisfied smile, and added at the end: "Tao Yao, the thing you bought has too much power. I opened it and tried it, and it was like an electric drill. Even Aunt Wang next door probably doesn't dare to use it. You better be careful."
Look, our revolutionary predecessors are so powerful, they kill people invisibly and every word they say is deadly!
My lovely sister finally realized what was going on. She ran towards me and stared at me fiercely: "What a trick! What a trick!"
“I dare not.” I cupped my hands. “Life is like a play. It all depends on your acting skills.”
Liu Shitong next to us burst out laughing and looked at us with a strange look in her eyes: "So, you guys are so lively in your daily life, haha..."
Sister...how did you see that I'm very lively...I haven't been killed for all these years, which only means I'm very lively, okay?
Liu Yutong looked at Taoyao and suddenly pouted: "This sister also wants to snatch Brother Yushan away." As she said that, she hugged me tightly and looked at Taoyao warily, as if she was afraid that she would take me away.
"No..." Tao Yao deliberately touched Yu Tong's head, "This guy is my brother. We have lived together for so long. I have seen all kinds of parts. He is no longer new to me."
After saying that, she looked at Liu Shitong in a demonstrative manner.
Liu Shitong looked a little embarrassed and didn't know what to say.
Hey, are you demonstrating or asserting your sovereignty?
"If you've seen enough, I can stay at Liu Shitong's house for a while. Out of sight, out of mind." I laughed.
Shitong's face turned even redder, while Yutong jumped excitedly and said yes.
"You..." Tao Yao gritted her teeth and suppressed her anger, "Brother, how could you cause trouble for others?"
"No, it's not a problem..." Liu Shitong was the first to speak. She looked a little flustered. "It's just that he hopes you can teach me how to do housework. So, it's only for a while, just stay temporarily..."
She didn't know what to say anymore.
I took a deep breath and decided to leave myself a way out.
"I won't go there these two days," I smiled apologetically at her, "I'll give you the key. Before you learn how to cook, you can come here to eat more often. I'll teach you after a while, okay?"
Liu Shitong nodded gently, with a faint smile on her face: "That's it!"
Yutong's eyes were shining with excitement, and she looked at me...
Mmm, full of appetite.
I turned my head and looked at my sister. She seemed to be trying hard to smile: "Okay, then it's settled."
I frowned slightly - did this girl agree?
I don't believe it! There must be a ghost!
We sent Liu Shitong and her sister to the door. Shitong took the key I gave her and looked a little uneasy: "Can you give me your key?"
"It's okay... Just come anytime if you need anything," Tao Yao answered first, "When you need to learn cooking, my brother and I will stay over there..."
Wait? 'My brother and I'? .
Hey! I'm a little confused - you don't have to do this to show off your presence, right?
Liu Shitong seemed a little embarrassed. She didn't say much. She just looked at me silently, then took her sister's hand, said goodbye and went back.
Looking at the empty corridor, I couldn't help feeling guilty. I gently nudged my sister with my elbow and said, "I suddenly regret giving her the key."
"What's wrong?"
"Remember Yosuga? It was because the door was not closed properly..."
"Puh!" My sister started twisting my ears, "You want to talk to me about Yosuga? Yosuga? Yosuga?"
With every word she spoke, the tone of her voice and the strength of her hands became heavier.
“Ahhh, it hurts… I was wrong, form is emptiness, form is emptiness…”
My sister looked at me with a smug look on her face as I grinned and inhaled: "I won't punish you today... Xiaomei will come tonight, so you better save your energy."
"Hey, what the hell is this about conserving your energy?" I howled.
The younger sister blushed slightly and said softly, "Don't let your imagination run wild - you have to cook for me. I'm so tired from cooking for your sister Liu Shitong today that my waist aches. It's your turn tonight! Work hard!"
Although I suspected that this girl's motive for cooking so diligently was to get rid of me through the Hongmen Banquet, I couldn't say it out loud due to the current situation.
But speaking of Xiaomei, there is one thing that I am quite concerned about.
"Taoyao," I asked cautiously, "Does Xiaomei... play games?"
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