Can Someone Please Go After My Sister!?!?! - Chapter 44

Spend money to avoid disaster

Luckily the neighbors were there.

Otherwise, we might really have to spend the night together in this awkward position.

Even if I don’t catch a cold the next day, I’ll at least be slapped into a big cat-face... I don’t want that.

We are very familiar with the two families next door, so we gave one key to Aunt Wang to prevent this kind of bug. After all, the old residential area is old and the wind is strong, and all kinds of incredible things can happen.

"Yushan, please wait a moment. I have something to do here. I just gave the key to the security guard Lao Qiu. He will come over to unlock the door for you soon!" Aunt Wang's roar came from next door.

etc?

who?

Uncle Qiu?

At this time, the doorbell rang several times, and a sound like a broken gong sounded at the door.

"Yushan, I'm your Grandpa Qiu. Don't worry. The locksmith hasn't come yet, but I am here. I'll open the door for you in a moment."

Oh my god, is it really you who is here? Where is Aunt Wang?

This monster can't be allowed to see my sister in this state of nakedness.

I suddenly stood up from the toilet and pulled Lin Taoyao from the corner. Regardless of her screams and kicks, I hugged her tightly and pushed her to the corner.

"What are you doing!" She pushed me hard and screamed.

"Idiot! Don't move! You don't want Mr. Qiu to see you exposed, do you?"

The girl in my arms calmed down, bit her lips and gently placed her wet head on my chest.

I have to say that it feels really good to hold her tightly. There is an inexplicable sense of accomplishment and protection that emerges from my heart.

The creature in my arms was trembling slightly, either because of shyness or because of the cold, making me feel as if I was holding a cute, droopy little rabbit.

"Yushan, wait a minute." Uncle Qiu's voice came from the door, "Your lock core is old, I will open it for you right away."

Yes, that’s right, cheating, stealing, there is nothing that Uncle Qiu can’t do.

Digging manhole covers, stealing electric wires... I don't know where this guy learned a set of skills to sabotage in enemy-occupied areas, and he smiled like an old farmer while doing the sabotage. It makes people extremely angry.

No wonder this old man was often called in by the police for detailed questioning during the crackdown.

With a creak, the door opened. Uncle Qiu, who was grinning, stood at the door. When he saw our artistic pose, his eyes widened...

"What are you doing?"

Uncle Qiu was an old hand after all, so he turned around and walked away without saying a word: "Ahem, Yushan! You better be careful, in our era, if you messed around like this, the production team leader would break your legs!"

"Fuck you! Didn't the hard-working captain ruin your kidneys?" I yelled back angrily, "Go to the living room! My sister has no clothes on!"

"Shut your mouth!" Tao Yao screamed, her face a little red, and she twisted desperately in my arms.

"Why are you shy?" I pressed my chin against her forehead in a hurry, "Don't move, I'll carry you out!"

“I don’t want you to hug me!” She angrily broke away from me and walked out the door, leaving me alone in the bathroom, feeling a little helpless…

Oh my god, what’s wrong? I’ve been so unlucky lately.

A moment later, in the living room.

Uncle Qiu was eating the fruits mercilessly. He chewed the orange quickly while staring with his eyes wide open. His bulging eyeballs like goldfish were fixed on the remaining fruits, as if he was afraid that someone would snatch them from him.

"Yushan," he burped and picked up a banana, "remember next time, do this kind of thing secretly." He lectured me with relish, "Even if you close the door, you may still be heard, right? The best place is to find a sorghum field..."

Where can I find sorghum fields for you in the 21st century?

"Hey, what do you think I'm doing?"

"What are you doing..." He glanced at Tao Yao and saw a hint of murderous intent in the latter's eyes, so the clever old man shut his mouth.

"Uncle Qiu..." Tao Yao's voice was filled with a dangerous murderous intent, "Thank you so much today. Come, have some tea."

Uncle Qiu looked at the tea bowl with fear, afraid that he would fall to the ground immediately after drinking it, so he smiled awkwardly and continued to eat the fruit.

"I must have misunderstood, misunderstood." He frowned, and seemed to have aged ten years instantly. Even his voice was trembling, and he looked as if he was going to die soon.

This is his special mimicry when creditors come to his house. He shakes three times with every step he takes and shakes before speaking. In this way, the other party often fears the old man's life span and dares not attack him - but this can't be hidden from me. I have seen this old man pretending to be a blind man to tell fortunes, staring at the girl's defenseless chest through round sunglasses and grinning.

"Yushan, remember, lust is like a sword hanging over your head." He coughed, as if he was about to ascend to heaven. "I said you will have a bloody disaster, can you believe it?"

I touched my nose - I fell down just now and was hit on the forehead by this girl and it was bleeding. It was indeed a bloody disaster.

But this is not what you calculated at all!

You saw me with lipstick marks on my face, and then I walked home without noticing it - I will definitely be beaten for this! I can calculate it too!

"I'll tell you another fortune for a little bit cheaper, would you like it?"

"No! I shook my head firmly."

Uncle Qiu's eyes showed the look of a gang leader sighing after a 'failed negotiation', as if with a bit of pity and regret, as if he was lamenting that the younger generation did not know the rules of respecting the elderly and loving the young, and that he must be punished by hitting the palm of his hand with a willow branch.

Wait, what's your trick?

I kind of regret not accepting the transaction invitation just now.

Uncle Qiu's eyes rolled and he spoke tremblingly.

"Yushan, you should be content with what you have. The girl who drove to pick you up tonight is already very beautiful. Why do you still want to mess around in your own home? A rabbit doesn't eat grass near its nest. You..."

Shut up! Shut up! I'll calculate, I'll calculate! I'll give you money to avoid disaster... You can avoid disaster if you shut up.

It’s too late…

The murderous aura behind me made me feel that the bloody disaster tonight might be real...