Can Someone Please Go After My Sister!?!?! - Chapter 42

A bloody disaster?

What?

I wiped my face with trembling hands - the place where Sister An Ru had kissed me just now - and a bright lipstick mark appeared on the back of my hand.

Mamma Mia!

Tao Yao, who was staring at me, suddenly narrowed her eyes like a cheetah and slowly approached me, scaring me so much that I stepped back step by step to keep a distance from her.

Bang! My back hit the door. I had nowhere to retreat. I swallowed and looked at her tremblingly.

Taoyao, who is shorter than me, gave me a domineering one-handed wall-dong at this moment, with a wicked smile on her face that made me a little nervous. She slowly touched my chest with her other hand, and her fingertips stopped at my heart.

"Tell me, brother," she giggled, but her eyes were cold and without any warmth, "Whose lipstick mark is that? What did you do?"

My brain was racing, trying to come up with a reason to avoid the BADEND that Mr. Qiu had predicted.

"Sister, you misunderstood. This is not a lipstick mark. This is... That's right, this is lipstick, ahahahaha."

She angrily kicked me in the lower abdomen with a flying knee. I covered my stomach and my nose was about to run in pain.

"Bah! Do you think I'm a fool? I'm a girl, how can I not tell the difference between lipstick and lipstick?" She gritted her teeth, "I'll give you one more chance. Tell me, was it that Liu Shitong who kissed you?"

I shook my head in pain, desperately denying it. Otherwise, tomorrow's family dinner might turn into a negative headline like "Jealous sister poisoned her brother and sister-in-law to death".

"Yes, it's a joke!" A spark flashed through my brain, "Look, I joined NYH, the Natural Research Society!"

I took a deep breath and slowly opened my eyes. Inspiration burst out like a flash flood. "We were actually playing the King game today. Whoever draws the lot to be the King can order others around. As a result, those guys had too much fun. Not only did they make someone dress up as a woman, but they also made that disgusting guy in women's clothing kiss me... This kiss mark is from a cute boy!"

I thought my sister would let me go when she heard about the cute boy, but she actually had a trace of shame and anger on her face and grabbed my collar hard: "You, you are crazy, are you? Don't you like girls younger than you? How did you become a perverted gay? Cute boy? Is a cute boy enough?" Her voice was so shrill that it almost pierced my eardrum.

Of course not! But for the sake of survival, I don’t care!

"Tell me the name of that bastard! The name of the bastard who kissed you!" she gritted her teeth.

"Wang Er." I said calmly, "He is the one who wants to take away my virginity..."

"Wang Er?" She muttered silently, snorted coldly, and let go of me. "That guy better pray that I don't run into him... Otherwise, I won't be polite!"

I breathed a sigh of relief. A friend's death is not the end of me, Mr. Wang Er, rest in peace.

It’s best to stay away from her, Amitabha.

"Go eat, I left some for you." My sister finally finished the matter and went to the bathroom.

Thank you sister for not killing me. I saluted her from behind and ran to the table to eat.

"And more!" she screamed, and I shuddered. "The bathroom door and faucet are broken again, and I told you to fix them and you didn't!"

"Tomorrow, tomorrow." I said vaguely with food in my mouth.

My sister snorted in displeasure and turned into the bathroom.

I ate my meal in big mouthfuls. The ambiguous scene between me and Sister An Ru was still fresh in my mind. I smiled foolishly from time to time while holding a mouthful of rice, and almost choked myself.

Well, I wonder if I marry Sister An Ru, what methods will she use to deal with this girl?

Humph, with Sister An Ru's elegance, she would not bother with this crazy girl at all - this is the charm of maturity.

But what if I marry Liu Shitong?

My thoughts were a mess, like a YY machine that I couldn't stop.

If I pursue that girl, I might succeed, and then marry her, live happily together, and give Yutong a brother or sister - um, a nephew? The four of us, hand in hand...

No, no, Taoyao won't let us go.

What are you afraid of? I'm a man. If she dares to make trouble, I will push her down and slap her...

No, no, German orthopedics, Amitabha...

What the hell was I thinking?

Sister An Ru unintentionally brought me a huge stimulation, which made me think about it over and over again and felt itchy in my heart.

Could this be the legendary 'ready to make a move'?

"Ah——" A long, mournful cry came from the bathroom, interrupting my fantasy. I was startled, put down the dishes in my hands, and rushed to the bathroom door: "Hey! Are you okay?"

"Asshole! I told you to fix it, why did it become like this?"

Wait a minute, I'll be in right away.

I turned the doorknob with great effort and it took me a long time to slowly open it.

Damn, this broken lock core, how many times has it caused me to go to the toilet late at night and almost have my prostate explode? I will definitely replace you tomorrow!

I pushed the door open.

My sister covered her body with a bath towel, her teeth chattering from the cold, and pointed at the faucet with one hand, her whole face red: "It, it only sprays cold water!"

I laughed out loud, "Hey, you won the jackpot!"

"Asshole, I told you to fix it but you didn't!" The bathroom was very small and we were very close to each other. I seemed to see the girl's skin flushed slightly under the bath towel. Her two long and well-proportioned legs were brought together and twisted slightly because of the cold.

Damn it, it must be because the stimulation from Sister An Ru was too strong. Today I actually feel that this girl is quite feminine.

"You go out first, I'll fix it."

She nodded tremblingly and walked past me carefully.

But at this moment, something strange happened.

There was a thin plastic bag on the ground. Because Taoyao had turned on the faucet before, the bag was wet by the cold water, which was particularly deadly on the rough, non-slip tiles.

Damn it, the room wasn't that big and there was a toilet in the middle, so the girl could only walk carefully past me - and she stepped on this damn thing.

Everything was like slow motion.

She screamed and fell towards the door, grabbing my neck at the last moment, trying to balance herself.

At that moment we performed a classic ballet move: Taoyao stood on one leg, leaned back, and grabbed my neck with one hand.

My eyes widened, I let out a scream, and lost my balance.

The next second, the two of us entangled and bumped into the bathroom door, and then I used me as a cushion and fell on the wet floor, while the girl pressed on my chest and let out a muffled cry.

ah……

My entire vision went black, and it slowly returned to normal after a few seconds.

Um, who's riding on me?

I opened my eyes, opened my mouth blankly, and after a while I managed to utter a word.

"Taoyao, you, your bath towel fell off..."