Can Someone Please Go After My Sister!?!?! - Chapter 115

The soundproofing of hotels is the most frustrating

The atmosphere between Taoyao and I was made extremely awkward by this sudden moan. My sister stared at me uncomfortably and didn't say anything for a long time.

I also avoided her gaze uncomfortably, racking my brains to think of something to say...

"Hmm...it seems like it's pretty good next door..." He scratched his head, smiled silly and said this idiotic line.

My sister's eyes suddenly became a little strange. She covered her chest and climbed down from my body. She crawled to the side and pulled up the quilt to wrap herself tightly. She stared at me with some inexplicable hesitation.

I also coughed and felt a little uncomfortable, but the couple next door seemed to be in love, and waves of screams penetrated the fragile walls and reached our ears clearly.

"Ah, fuck... ah! Keep going!"

I looked at Taoyao's face. This girl seemed to be unable to bear the moans of her kind. She stared at me with a blush on her face: "Um... why are you screaming like that..."

"I don't know... maybe they were having a lot of fun..." I said this dryly, feeling so weak... Hey, think of something else to say! Be elegant, don't be dirty!

"It is said that boys feel more comfortable..." My sister's voice was almost inaudible. I rarely saw her so shy. She didn't even dare to look me in the eye when she spoke. Her entire head was almost buried in the quilt, trying her best to hide her discomfort.

“No way?” I smiled bitterly, “Girls should also… well… maybe at the beginning…”

My mind was in a mess, and the confusing situation made me blurt out something. "You should know that girls should also have feelings..."

"How should I know?" Tao Yao stuttered, "I don't have any..."

"Hey, don't tell me you haven't secretly done it yourself when you're alone..."

Before I could finish my sentence, I quickly stopped talking - what the hell, I actually asked Taoyao this? What is this? Oral sexual harassment of my sister?

"You, you have it too!" She protested fiercely, her face already reddening, "Don't think I don't know! There are always crumpled toilet paper in your room! And the 'Japanese Listening' on your D drive, the lines in it are all from Yamete!" My sister protested in a trembling voice.

Shit, is it wrong for boys to hoard goods? If the food on the plate is all King Billy's secrets, then I have become so holy that even my spit is holy water?

I felt embarrassed and my face was burning. I could only stare at my sister and threaten her fiercely: "If you keep talking nonsense, I will lift your blanket and take nude photos of you!"

Taoyao rolled her eyes at me and said angrily:

"Come on! Face me head on!"

The girl next door screamed excitedly.

What Tao Yao wanted to say was choked back by this shout.

She looked at me with a bit of a smile and said, "Can't you think of a way to make the neighbors shut up?"

I also scratched my head - it would be okay if the other person suffered from kidney deficiency, but what if he was full of energy and howled like this for half the night, how could I bear it?

And I have to share a bed with Taoyao...listening to this kind of lascivious music in the middle of the night...

So I nodded and knocked on the wall hard to signal to the other party.

But the other party ignored my 'well-intentioned' reminder and yelled even more fiercely: "Yeah! Harder! Yeah!"

"Keep your voice down!" I yelled, knocking on the wall.

"Oh, the neighbors heard it..." "Don't worry about it..." "Ah...be gentle..."

My sister looked at me helplessly: "I'm high, I don't care about you."

Damn, this is too disrespectful, isn't it? How are my sister and I supposed to live?

I scratched my head and began to imitate Teacher Zhao Zhongxiang's voice, slowly starting to broadcast live to the other party in a warm and pleasant tone.

"In the dense rainforests of Africa, the shaggy bonobos begin their annual mating festivities..."

"Ah, harder! Harder!" the girl next door shouted.

"Although their reproductive capacity is far inferior to that of humans, in order to please their partners, male chimpanzees will still twitch desperately, trying to give their partners as much stimulation as possible within five minutes." I fudged the lines affectionately and compassionately, "Sometimes they will drool too hard... This symptom is common in bonobos and Wang Er."

"Ah! Use your hands!" the woman shouted without losing any time.

"In order to compensate for the short size of their genitals, they also use sandpaper-like fingers and wooden sticks to seek stronger stimulation, just like humans..."

My sister grabbed the quilt and laughed so hard that tears came out.

"Damn...is the guy next door sick?" the man cursed.

"Handsome guy? Do you want to play with me?" The girl on the other side spoke in a coquettish voice and teased me.

But if you are stupid enough to go over there, the other party will probably punch you when the door opens...

"Reproductive isolation means that different organisms cannot reproduce and produce offspring..." I said in a persuasive tone, "Even though humans and bongos are both primates, they still cannot give birth to monkeys..."

The person on the other end seemed a little helpless after what I said. Although he was still "doing what he was doing", he obviously did not show off that rough and high-pitched solo again. Instead, he lowered his business voice and said "oh oh oh oh," sounding like two drunk monkeys in their brains.

My heart dropped to my stomach and I crawled back into bed, looking at my sister proudly.

My sister looked at me with a strange look on her face: "Hey, you're really good at fooling around - boy, are you very skilled in dealing with this kind of situation... Tell me, do you have any experience?"

“No, no…”

"What do you mean by messing around?" I hastily defended myself. "Where do I get the experience? I live with you every day, don't you know whether I have experience or not?"

My sister stuck out her tongue and said "Pooh", staring at me jokingly: "Seriously...if you were in a relationship, would you have sex..."

I looked at my sister's expression pretending to be calm. I couldn't fool her no matter what, so I had to think about it seriously: "If I think I can support her and be responsible for her future, and she is willing... I will..."

A strange look flashed in my sister's eyes: "Then you are my boyfriend today... You are supporting me now, and you can also be responsible for my future... All the conditions are met, why don't you come?"

I just felt a little dry in the mouth, and I couldn't say anything no matter what: "This...this...you don't want to..."

"Who said that?" She rolled her eyes, with a hint of teasing, "I don't want anyone else... but if it's you, and if you don't do well, we can go home and continue practicing..."

I was saying "F*ck" in my heart, but I couldn't say a word. I just felt like sweat was about to seep out of my forehead...

Taoyao looked at my stunned expression and finally couldn't help but burst out laughing. She looked into my eyes and smiled softly: "I'm just teasing you! Hey, you're not really taking this seriously, are you?"

"No! Definitely not!" I defended myself subconsciously.

Something seemed to flash in her eyes. She yawned deliberately, looked at me threateningly, and pointed at the area between us with her hand: "If you dare to cross this line, I will make sure you will never find a wife again!"

After saying that, Taoyao turned around and fell asleep, leaving me alone, still in a complete daze.

I have a feeling... I didn't seem to have chosen the perfect option within the specified time just now...