Can Someone Please Go After My Sister!?!?! - Chapter 10

It’s easy to have wild thoughts as soon as you wake up!

My sister stared at me with half-closed eyes, her ears were a little red, and gradually the redness was spreading to her face.

My back was already wet with cold sweat. I swallowed my saliva and moved my hand away inch by inch, trying desperately to stay away from the warm and soft danger zone.

I wanted to say something, but her narrow eyes stared at me, and my throat seemed to be hoarse and I couldn't make any sound. Only my lips trembled a little, and I looked like I was full of greed.

Unexpectedly, my sister turned her back to me and pretended to be sleeping soundly, as if she didn't want to pay attention to me at all.

Is this - let bygones be bygones?

For a moment, I felt like I had escaped from death!

When we looked at each other just now, I really thought she would suddenly scream, and then give me a kick that would make me infertile, so that I would be "energetic all day long from morning till night."

But is this girl in a daze? She is too lazy to pay attention to me!

No, wait... I've seen this plot there!

I accidentally touched a place that I shouldn’t have touched, but the girl didn’t feel disgusted... What is this?

The plot of the anime! The style of the book!

If this is true, it means that she might really be a brother complex. The fact that she didn't care about my touch and even turned away meant that she - acquiesced?

What the hell, is that true?

My heart sank.

What if she really is a brother complex? What if all this is a trap set by her? What if she is deliberately trying to lure me into the German orthopedic department?

In order to test whether she condoned this behavior, I raised my trembling hand and slapped her butt hard...

Half an hour later.

My face was so swollen that I almost gained weight, and I even lost my appetite.

"Have you learned your lesson?" My sister chewed her donut with a sullen look on her face and pointed at me with a spoon. "It was force majeure the first time, but what about the second time?"

"I just turned on the computer and found a BUG in the logic operation." I drank my coffee listlessly.

Really... Is the circuit in my brain burnt out? I actually did something like that. I almost went the way of Yosuga no Sora.

Of course, if my sister was replaced by Qiong, the male protagonist would probably be chopped to pieces by a hatchet.

But to be honest, the feel is still quite good.

Uh, why have I become more and more dirty recently?

I stared at my sister, with evil thoughts in my mind. I have to admit that the shocking scenes that happened in the morning are still lingering, and even the faint body fragrance and warmth of Tao Yao are still lingering on my fingertips.

German Orthopedics! I bit the tip of my tongue and tried to wake myself up - if it was another girl, I would be very, very happy...

But if it's my sister...

So I was in a very bad mood this morning, and I felt a little listless walking on the path in the campus. But just as I was locking my car with sleepy eyes, a sneaky figure not far away caught my attention.

It was a thin boy, who was hanging around a group of bicycles, spying on the surroundings. His expression was the standard look of someone stealing batteries or prying open manhole covers.

He didn't seem to notice me in the corner. He slipped near a bicycle and started doing something sneaky.

"Hey! What are you doing?" I shouted in confusion, but scared the guy so much that he ran away.

I couldn't help but feel a little proud. Yes, what is lacking now is citizens like me who have courage and a loud voice.

Just imagine, if there is a righteous guy like Wang Er standing by to yell at thieves and perverts, I believe that next year we can become a modern city with zero crime rate...

I glanced at the bicycle with pride as I passed by. It seemed like a provincial model worker who had a good harvest and was looking at the fruits of his labor with joy.

Ah, socialism still has me, thieves dare not pick locks randomly...

I was humming a song when I found a small envelope behind the bicycle seat, stuck tightly on the back rack of the seat.

What the hell? It turns out it's not a thief but a small advertisement. Painless abortion or infertility?

I tore off the envelope and looked at it with a frown. There were a few big words written on the cover:

"Give it to my beloved Liu Shitong."

Uh, love letter?

My hands trembled as if they were contaminated with some infectious disease.

No wonder that guy was so sneaky, it turned out to be for this reason. Never mind, it has nothing to do with me, I should just get it back quickly.

I reached out my hand to put it back where it belonged, but damn it, the sound of footsteps suddenly stopped behind me.

"What are you doing?"

It sounds nice, the nasal and abdominal sounds are balanced like a beautiful musical instrument, voice actor?

I turned my head and saw a black-haired girl in a pleated skirt staring at me suspiciously. She tilted her head in confusion, her slightly curled long hair cascading to one side, revealing her beautiful straight neck, which made people feel refreshed in the fresh morning air.

Uh… How to explain this scene? It made me stunned for a few seconds. From the girl's perspective, I was bending over with my butt sticking out, like a car thief?

"I didn't do anything bad..." I stammered, stood up and waved my hands, which only made me look more suspicious.

"What do you have in your hand?"

“This belongs to someone else…”

The girl glanced at the love letter in my hand, then glanced at my deflated face, and suddenly changed her expression to one of knowing everything.

"Ah... forget about the confession. I still have classes to go to."

I almost got my nose crooked from anger... You have such a good self-image! I am a romantic man with a girlfriend and a house, why would I do such a boring thing?

I was about to explain something, but the girl looked at me warily and then slowly backed away. "Also, stop following me! If you harass me again, I'll call the police!"

I hurriedly took two steps forward and said, "Classmate, you misunderstood me. I am..."

When the girl saw me chasing her, she ran and shouted with a hint of tears in her voice: "Don't come over here! If you come over again, I'll call for help..." The girl screamed and disappeared around the corner of the path.

I stood there in a daze, feeling the chill of the wind blowing against my unclear head...

Oh shit, what happened today?