Can I really keep my Goddess Wife to myself and away from all the Crazy OP MCs - Chapter 84

Holy mother of marshmallows! This is absolutely not my fault! It must be little Han's fault. He's a MC, so trouble is bound to happen whenever he's involved. Yeah, that had to be the reason for this situation. My pills were definitely normal. He must of somehow altered the pills to create such a situation.

A venerable master such as I could never make the blunder where a pill intended to act as an aphrodisiac malfunctions to turn males into lustful female beasts. This was the blame everything on the MC approach I've grown accustomed to since meeting little Han. I'll need to give him a good lecture on pulling pranks on a venerable master such as I.

(POV little Han)

Cough. Cough.

Eh? Blood? Am I really going to die from overexertion?

(POV Sanji)

Yes, I am just a victim in all of this. Thinking up to here, I looked left and right before I bolted to escape from this terrifying ward full of perverse voyeurs.

When I returned to my ward, all jokes aside, I really needed to work on the formula more or I might really get in a lot of trouble in the future. In my deep thought my phone suddenly vibrated and the new notification sound rang out.

I pulled out my phone to see something that made me want to slap myself. I'd completely forgotten about it, but I had made a promise with my wife 29 days ago that if I broke through to the transcendent realm within a month I'd be able to spend a passionate night's embrace with her.

Oh no. What do I do? What do I do? This was probably the biggest crisis I'd ever faced in my life. There's no way I can accept defeat. I'm already at the peak of the semi transcendent realm, but I still need to break through to the next greater realm.

Calm down me. How does one break through to a greater realm anyways? The last time I broke through to a greater realm I was kind of just asleep the whole time so I don't remember a thing about how it happened.

Can I just use a pill to break through or something? I opened up the system shop and took a look and found what I was looking for and quickly realized that was just a fleeting dream. It was 100,000 LP. There was no way I'd be able to suddenly successfully concoct the pill from scratch within a day when all my concoctions to date only consisted of failures and defective products.

One might really call this a case of, it's a pinch!

Forget sexual cultivation for now. What other ways are there to rapidly breakthrough? A life or death battle or near death experience? No thank you, my poor fragile little life couldn't possibly undergo such scary things.

What about the power of love? Pfft! Haha, yeah right.

What about something that really stirs my emotions and breaks my heart which results in me overcoming the inner demons in my heart? That can lead to breakthroughs as well, right?

That should work, right? Hahaha! Aren't I too much of a genius? Luckily I've got just the right thing to stir up my emotions.

I pulled out my phone and quickly did a search, "watch Cl*nnad online free."

With a dead serious face I started my binge session of anime. After about 18 hours of watching the two seasons I was a bawling mess of tears. I couldn't help it, it's so freaking sad! That stupid song "dango dango dango dango dango dango daikazoku" is so damn catchy, but I cry whenever I hear it.

But still even this wasn't enough. I decided I needed to go even further into the emotional abyss. In case anyone was wondering, this was a forbidden anime for me, one that I couldn't bare to finish because I became an emotional wreck after a few simple episodes.

My next search query was "watch R*inbow anime online free."

After 10 hours passed it was already the middle of the 30th day. After my gruelling manly all nighter training session the tears wouldn't stop. I was so heartbroken I couldn't even breath. Something inside me was violently stirring and it definitely wasn't expired milk threatening to explode from the depths of my soul.

I felt my cultivation base churn about just as the energy of the surrounding world started to circulate around me. Right at that moment a rift in space opened up and my wife appeared in front of me with a face that said she wanted to worship me for my ground breaking cultivation breakthrough method I had discovered. Her face definitely wasn't appalled or disgusted or anything like that.

"Husband, can you be any more shameless? Are you really serious right now husband? This is how you chose to breakthrough?"

I responded with a dead serious face, "my wife, there are just some things that a woman cannot come to understand. This is a man's romance."

"Husband, I don't think I want to ever understand your method of cultivation. In fact, I feel it's best if the akashic records don't record this ridiculous method to breakthrough. Sleeping to breakthrough was one thing, but this is just taking it too far. Can you not at least try to be considerate towards all the other cultivators in existence who work hard every day? Can you please not spit on their effort like this?"

I opened my eyes wide and argued back, "my wife, how can you not understand the effort your husband puts in for the sake of his wife? Even if I must turn the world into my enemy, I will do so if it means becoming strong enough to protect you."

When I looked my wife it seemed that my words were actually somewhat effective. She actually slightly blushed a bit and covered her mouth with her delicate looking hand. She turned to the side to hide the somewhat bashful smile before she disappeared into a rift in space.

After she disappeared I heard her voice retort back, "like I'd believe such cheap words."

I could tell, her actions before definitely were no act, she actually was a bit flustered when she heard me say that so seriously while looking directly into her eyes.

A notification sound suddenly rang out from my phone while I was reflecting on my wife's reaction. When I glanced at my phone I noticed there was a notification that said, "100,000 LP for getting your wife's heart to skip a beat. :p"

What?! Are you freaking kidding me? My wife still wants to play games with me even when she is clearly on the losing end?

While all this took long to describe, in fact it all happened within the span of seconds. Okay, that might have been an exaggeration, in all honestly it was actually a few minutes and I just wanted it to sound like it was some sort of epic confrontation between husband and wife because… you know… cultivators like to have no sense of time.

Anyways, back to my breakthrough which was so rudely interrupted. My cultivation base was rapidly rising and I could feel the palpitations of the world around me. It was like I was one with nature. It was similar to the feeling one would have when nature called when you were on the road and you released it all within the woods. Okay, honestly I was making all that stuff up. It didn't feel any different at all. In fact it was so melodramatic I could only think of the entire situation was a joke. I thought there would be some sort of big change when I broke through to the transcendent realm, but everything was the same.

Poot.

Well I guess that was all there was to the so called expelling impurities from ones body I've heard so much about.

Moving on… I could tell I was stronger now, but shouldn't there be something more to this? Is breaking through really this simple? Where is the so called enlightenment that comes with a breakthrough?

While I was contemplating the meaning of life, my wife reappeared behind me and wrapped her arms around my waste while she rested her chin on my shoulder and rested her body on my back.

I started to sweat bricks. I was really nervous right now. It was definitely not because of my wife's intimate contact, but rather it was the thought of the impurities I had just expelled from my body. I swear, next time I break through I'm definitely going to hold it in. It's too embarrassing.

"Husband… that smell… is a bit..."

Don't say it! Please don't say it!

She let out a sigh like the situation couldn't be helped. She snapped her finger and the smell thankfully disappeared. On a side note, I could easily tell she was irritated by the way I treated cultivation like a joke, but results spoke loudest.

"I guess as long as you get stronger the path taken doesn't really matter. The end result is enough I suppose. Really though, why do you breakthrough through the dumbest methods?"

"Well, I was left with no choice after all? I had to break through today or all my efforts would have been in vain."

"What are you talking about?"

"My wife, you can try to play dumb, but there is no way you are getting out of a promise between husband and wife."

"Promise? What promise?"

"Don't try to act like your memory is going bad. You know exactly what I'm talking about."

I looked to my side at the peerless visage of my wife and I could tell she was actually still trying to remember what I was talking about.

"You're serious? You really forgot the promise we had if I could break through to the transcendent realm within a month?"

"Ah! That! Right, right! I promised if you break through to become a 1st realm transcendent within a month I will allow you to experience a night in a passionate embrace."

My wife's eyes lit up happily when she remembered the promise she made me word for word. She squinted her eyes and gave me a peck on the cheek, I couldn't believe how happy she was when she remembered the promise we made. It was to the point that I started having doubts.

Shouldn't she feel more troubled over this? I really didn't want to think too much into it, fearful that I was going to be played again.

"Husband, prepare yourself, okay? A good wife must keep her promises. I'll be right back after I take a shower."

Her hands gently traced a path across my chest to arouse my desires before she disappeared from the cell room we were in.

I took deep breaths to calm the excitement in my heart. I needed to take things with a as it comes attitude. I can't put too much expectations on this. My wife is crafty and probably had something planned in advance. Still, anything is fine with me as long as it's with my wife.

(POV Sen Kami)

Ping.

Oh? A text from my daughter? How rare. Let's see, what does it say? The moment I read it my heart nearly dropped to the floor.

'Cutest Daughter in the World: Daddy, I made a promise with my husband that if he became a 1st realm transcendent within a month I would allow him to experience a night in a passionate embrace. It looks like you're going to be a grandfather soon. (#^.^#)'

I'll kill him. Screw the laws of the world. I'll definitely kill him! Touch my daughter for real? You dare you stinky brat?! You really dare?!

The realm was trembling due to my fury. The killing intent I was releasing right now was probably even greater than the time a certain petty thief peeked on my daughter taking a shower all those years ago.

But, wait a minute, if I calm down a bit, my daughter should know me well. Why would she send me this text when she knows what kind of trouble I'll cause? There is no way she expected me to just get up and say "congratulations! Yippee I'm gonna be a grandpappy!" or some nonsense like that, right?

Could it be my daughter has an ulterior motive for informing me? Does she actually want me to interfere? When I thought up to here, I picked up my DVD player along with a few adult videos. I figured if I traumatized him, he would probably forget about laying a hand on my daughter again. She did promise him a night in a passionate embrace, but did she ever say with who?

Hahaha, my daughter, if I was your husband, I would probably be fearful every single night.

(POV Sanji)

This was not what I was promised damnit! I've been scammed. Why did father in law suddenly show up and put me into a suplex hold from behind? Why is he locking me into position and playing a porno DVD and forcing me to watch it with him?

Ahhhhhhhhh! This is too much!

While I was crying to myself inwardly, my wife suddenly reappeared while wrapped in a pure white robe. My heart nearly stopped when my gaze locked onto her. Parts of her robe were semi transparent which made portions of her fair skin beneath partially visible. Her hair was still dripping and slightly wet from the shower she had just taken. The seductive nature of the robe and her let down hair struck all my strike zones at once. Unfortunately, there was no possible way for me to appreciate the view with the enraged father in law behind me who had me in a bear hug.

When my wife saw the scene where I was embraced by her father on the bed from behind, it was like she were enlightened. She cupped her right hand in her left with eyes lit with that of a sudden revelation.

She then said, "so husband didn't actually want to experience a night in a passionate embrace with me, but rather with my father?"

"That's…"

Damnit father in law! Don't create a vacuum around my head so sound can't escape!

This is clearly bullying and abuse of power. I want a lawyer!

"Well, as much as it pains my heart, I suppose I will have to concede if this was what my husband had in mind."

My wife, you are so two faced! How can you treat your husband like this? I regret. I regret everything. I should have just kept my mouth shut and enjoyed the sensation of my wife's embrace from behind when I broke through.

It's better if I just keep my mouth shut from now on when things are looking good.

(POV Megumi)

Hmmp! Serves you right for flirting with your big sister all the time.

Did you also think you'd get away with the cheap lines you spouted earlier? It's not like my heart really skipped a beat for a moment and I'm just pouting about it after the fact for being affected by such cheap lines or anything.

Be a good husband and spend the night with father while watching… oh? Those are some interesting positions. If my father wasn't here I might study them more closely with husband, but what's done is done I suppose.

No no no. I shouldn't let my mind wander just because the adult video was pretty good quality wise. My heart is like a tranquil river that could never so easily be swayed.

"Daughter, what are you doing? Shoo. Shoo. This isn't intended for your eyes."

Tch. Ignoring my father, my heart was like a lake that could not be touched. It was not embarrassing in the slightest for me to watch while my father was with us… it was only super embarrassing, but I didn't want to move my eyes away from the video for some strange reason. I'm not really that interested or anything, it's just my practical experience only really amounts to experience between women. My master was like that after all.