Chapter 119 - Casino
Inside the temple was a casino.
And then there was that mysterious creature with bunny ears greeting us.
“I’m Usaemon”
He looks just like a blue raccoon dog, but because his balance was kind of off in various places, he seemed pretty creepy.
Hey, could this continent actually be china? (Tn: China is known for creating many knock-off versions of things)
No matter how one thinks about it, those are all knock-offs, and even for knock-offs the quality is like this.
That Usaemon started to speak.
“What makes the world go around is, as one would expect, money, money! You need money to buy tools! You need money to shut up bullies! To be able to snort at some rich guys boasting “I spend so and so much everyday” you need money! You need money to make the girl you favor pay attention to you! That’s right! If you have money you can do everything you want!”
I don’t want a DoXemon like that. (Tn: Doraemon)
“So, the last Trial is quite simple! You just have to win loooooooots of money in this casino! 100 billion Bunii(bunny)!”
“We don’t really know how much 100 billion Bunii is though”
“Then, how much money do you have with you right now?”
“Around 400 000 Gold”
Gold is the currency commonly used throughout this continent.
Although the level of civilization is different, it should be worth about as much as japanese yen.
We somehow accumulated quite a bit of it.
Our adventure is already in its final stage.
“10 Gold are 1 Bunii, so if you exchange everything you’d get 40 000 Bunii”
“Seriously?”
In other words, we have to increase our current about by 2.5 million times?
Hey, what’s with this kind of impossible game?
“Even if you say that, we have no choice but to do it……”
“Casinos look fun!”
“……I’ve never done something like this though……”
For now, I’ve decided to exchange everything, but Akane already exchanged everything into Bunii on her own.
“Hey! From what should we live now?!”
“You don’t have to worry about that-pyon!”
“Pyon?”
According to Usaemon, there are lodging facilities and restaurants located inside the casino.
And it seems like you can pay for everything using the Bunii currency.
“Then, there are other ways to earn Buniis outside of converting pyon!”
For whatever reason, Usaemon started to add some strange words at the end of his sentences, but we decided to ignore that for now and were led into the depth of the casino.
“This is…… a dungeon?”
“That’s right pyon! From this point on it’s a dungeon so monsters will also come out pyon! And if you defeat those monsters they’ll definitely drop a Bunii coin pyon!”
“I see. So, every time we run out of Bunii coins, we should go earn some here, right?”
“That’s right! ……Pyon. Of course, it’s pretty difficult to accumulate 100 billion Bunii just by hunting pyon!”
In other words, this place is just to secure some starting funds and to actually reach 100 billion Bunii we have to win big in the casino.
When we returned to the casino we decided to distribute the 40 000 Bunni among us four.
Each person got 10 000 Bunii.
“We can always get more coins if we go into the dungeon. Let’s steadily gamble without holding back”
“Yeeah”
As such we all decided to go and play our favorite games.
Then, a few hours later.
“It went down to zero!”
“…..Same here”
“Me too……”
All three of them became completely penniless.
“So you splendidly lost big time, huh?”
“What about you then, huh?!”
“Fu fu fu. Don’t get too surprised when I tell you, okay?”
“Could it be, did you really win……?”
“I completed the crane game!”
There was an empty machine at a mountain of stuffed animals.
“What are you doing?! Rather, why is there something like a crane game here?!”
“To provide complete entertainment pyon!”
“That doesn’t make any sense!”
“By the way, I put all 10 000 Bunii into it”
“Are you an idiot?!”
No, I mean, at the start I just was like “Let’s try this for a bit shall we?”, you know?
But, look, crane games are really addictive.
While I was at it I couldn’t stop and before I knew it I spent everything.
“And aren’t all these stuffed animals Pachimon…” (Tn: Pokemon)
“If you want them I can give them to you, this shiny PiXachuu”
“I don’t need it! What’s up with this earless bald PikaXuu?!”
But how troubling.
Like this, we became completely penniless.
“Guess we have to dive into the dungeon from now on……I’m kind of tired……”
“I want to quickly rest!”
“It’s not like we have a choice. We don’t have enough for the lodging fee……”
“For such cases, there are free rooms available pyon”
“For real?!”
Usaemon guides us to a small room with no windows in which random things were piled up. No matter how one looked at it, this looks like a warehouse.
“You can sleep adequately in this place pyon”
“E, even though it’s really dusty?”
“You can just clean it properly pyon”
“What about blankets and such?”
“There are no such things pyon!”
“Ehm, what about food……?”
“Of course there isn’t any pyon! Ah, but if you need water, there’s a toilet so that’s okay pyon!”
“Toilet water……Wha, what about a bath……?”
“None here pyon!”
Nothing.
Kyouko closed in at Usaemon.
“We can’t sleep in a place like this! Besides we have both men and women so at least lend us two rooms!”
“……Aaahn? I gave you penniless bastards this room out of the goodness of my heart, ya know? So don’t give me that frickin attitude, ya hear?”
“Hiih?”
Usaemon snapped.
“So please bear with it pyoooon!”
Usaemon stood up and was about to leave but he stopped in his tracks as if he just remembered something.
“Right, Right! If you have enough money, you can stay in the best suite pyon! The room comes with an open air bath and pool as well as a maid and butler and you can get a massage for free pyon! Of course, you can also get some delicious meals as well pyon!”
Hearing those words everyone’s eyes changed.
“Good Morning, Master”
“Hmm, Good Morning”
I woke up to the maid’s voice.
I slept in a fluffy king sized bed and the first thing that entered my view was the blue sky that spread out outside the window.
The morning sun that shone through the curtains was comfortable.
When I sat up on the bed the maid presented me with a glass.
As I took it, she poured wine into it.
“Yep, a fine smell”
Tasting wine older than 30 years first thing in the morning.
That’s my recent habit.
I gracefully enjoyed my morning wine and then got off the bed.
The maid promptly came to me to take off my nightwear and dress me.
“What would you like to partake in for breakfast today, master?”
“I’ll eat inside the room today”
“Understood. I shall bring it immediately”
When one leaves the bedroom one would enter a spacious living room.
All furniture and furnishings were of the highest quality.
However, it was in perfect harmony with the interior design without seeming too cluttered.
Right.
This was the highest quality suite. Including breakfast and a maid this room costs a whopping 10 Million Bunii a night.
The casino battle started with the humiliation of having to sleep in a warehouse.
But now I was the greatest gambler who could easily earn hundreds or thousands of millions of Bunii in a single day.
The strength of a【Playboy】are nothing to scoff at.
“I’ve decided. I’m going to live here all my life!”
“Eh, you can’t be serious about thaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!”
“What’s the matter, Kyouko? This is my suite, you know? Aren’t you finally able to stay in a budget room for 1000 Bunii a night now?”
“Kuh……I mean, I want to win more and have a diet and go into that bed rock bath with that beautifying effect….. I mean, that’s not it! If you’re able to win so much, why don’t you just accumulate the 100 billion Bunii and clear this trial?!”
“Huh? What are you saying? I’ve already saved up about 100 billion Bunii, you know?”
“You already saved up that much?!”
“I said it before, but aren’t you able to do it?”
“That’s not what this is about! The Demon King! We’re on a journey to defeat the Demon King, you know!?”
“………Huh?”
Right…… That’s how it was, right?…… yeah.
I forgot about that part.
“Why did you forget about thaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!?”
“Tehe pero (｡･ ω<)ゞ”
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