Chapter 115 - •oh Bear-san
“I’ll give this to you guys”
Ananman said as he gave us a sword.
“It’s “The Sword of Bravery”. With this, you should definitely be able to defeat the Demon King. Well then, good luck”
We left the “Cave of Bravery” with Ananman seeing us off.
“This is an equipment for Kyouko, isn’t it?”
“Well, there isn’t anyone except me who can use a sword……”
Kyouko equipped “The Sword of Bravery”!
“Amazing! This looks really sharp!”
“……Wh, why don’t you try cutting something……?”
“Right. Well then, let’s try on that degenerate”
“Who’s a degenerate? Who?”
“No matter how one looks at it, aren’t you a degenerate?!”
In any case, with this, we passed through the first trial.
We also got our hands on a somewhat strong weapon, so we headed towards the next trialーー
“Fuhahahaha! You’re journey ends here, heroes!”
Then a gigantic shadow suddenly stopped us.
“Wh, who are you!?”
“I’m one of the Demon King Army’s Four Heavenly Kings, Beast King Pii!”
“Th, the Demon King Army’s Four Heavenly Kings!?”
“Why are you self censoring your name?”
“You’re wrong! Though I’m often told that, my name is Pii!”
That guy who called himself Pii is－－－－a bear.
Rather, isn’t that Xoh bear-san?
“Cute!”
“……It’s cute, isn’t it?”
“Certainly, it’s cute”
Yeah, no matter how one looked at it, it’s just a cute teddy bear.
“Si, silence! I don’t care what people……!”
Apparently it has a complex about its appearance.
Still, for an executive of the Demon King Army to appear in this place……
“Well, the first one’s always the weakest, isn’t that right?”
“Wh, why do you-?!”
Looks like I was spot on.
“However, trampling fledgling heroes like you is a piece of cake for me!”
Pii-san bared his fangs as he shouted as such and started his attack.
The ones who confronted him were the highschool girl heroes.
“Acho–!”
“Kyaa!?”
“Howacha–!”
“Hyaa?”
“Achachachacha–!”
“Kuh!”
Even though he’s the weakest of the Four Heavenly Kings, he’s still an executive of the Demon King Army.
It wasn’t the kind of opponent they could beat at this stage.
The heroes who couldn’t move a hand or foot were one sidedly attacked.
Rather, why is he using Kung fu…….
“Fuhahahahahaha! What’s wrong!”
“S, strong……”
“……I don’t think we can beat him……”
“What should we do?”
Pii-san had a smug expression over his triumph.
“Looks like my strategy to attack the heroes when they are still weak wasn’t wrong! I’m so smart!”
“Uh, how unfair. Shouldn’t the strong enemies appear later?!”
“Fuhahahaha! Why do we have to wait for the heroes to grow stronger?”
He has a point.
If it’s only them, defeat is inevitable.
It can’t be helped.
Now’s my turn, huh?
“I’ll distract him! In the meantime, run away, you guys!”
I tried saying something that would fit the mood of this situation.
“Wha……Wai, wait!”
“Kyouko, don’t stop me. Who will do it if not me?”
“That’s not it, didn’t I tell you not to come forward with that appearance?!”
Kyouko quickly avoided the sight of my plump butt.
It’s that, huh–.
“I’ve been curious for a while now. However, I thought it would be my loss if I touched it so I didn’t ask but…… What the hell are you?”
Seeing me, who came to the front Pii-san, doubtfully asked for my identity.
I made myself ready to cooly tell him my name.
I spoke in a loud voice.
“The unprecedenteeeeeed! The transcendental, turbulent Dick entertaineeer! A man who loves nudity and is loves being nude!
Fully nude, half-nude, no panties, the founder of all nudityyyy! That is what I aaaaam!
Height 172 cm! Weight 62 kg! Balance 54000 yen! Bank account PIN: 0281!! My wallet is in my home in another world! Now’s your chance! I’ll say it one more time! 0281! Pleeeeeeeeease remember it with “Oppai” (0281 looks like おっぱい)!
Yes, I’ve exposed everything! Karuna~~~~~~~~~~100, Bofo! %!!
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!
Justice!!!” (<– Released both hands from the tray but it didn’t drop because bending the body)
Phew….That decided it.
“……Now, female heroes, shall we pick up where we stopped?”
Wha… He… ignored me……..?
『Isn’t that normal?』
“But still, that fluffy body……. looks like it would feel so good if I hugged it, right?”
“Stop!? Everything but that!”
He extremely rejected that kind of sentiment.
“Also, why are you even naked?! Are you a pervert?!”
“You’re also naked though. Comraaaade”
“I’m a beast, so it’s fine! Don’t put me together with the likes of you!”
However, Xoh Bear-san should properly wear clothes, you know?
No, he didn’t wear anything on his lower half, right…….
“Shit! I really didn’t want to make you my opponent, but I’ll kill that annoying bastard first!”
Pii-san jumped forward with his great body drawing closer to me.
“R, run away! A Playboy that doesn’t even hold a weapon will be killed in an instant!”
“Don’t worry. I have a proper weapon”
“From where?!”
“It’s this!”
I threw the tray like a boomerang.
“You shouldn’t throw that thooooooooough!?”
I lost the thing that I used to hide my crotch, but it’s a must when the devil drives.
Right, it can’t be helped.
While Kyokou was still roaring angrily, the tray went straight for Pii-san.
“Hmpf! What a foolish trick!”
Pii-san snorted and tried to intercept itーー
Slash
“Hah……?”
ーー His body got slashed in half
“””E,eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh?! “”“
“Ho-How can it… be…… some… thing like tha…t…?”
Pii-san’s huge body tumbled down.
“Idiot. Weren’t you able to see what kind of technique this is?”
Saying my signature phrase (?) I caught the tray that returned to me and covered my crotch again.
“No, no, no, no, no!? That tray!? Why can a tray do something like that?!”
“H, how mortifying…… gufu……”
That’s how I defeated the weakest of the Four Heavenly Kings Pii-san.
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“Looks like the Beast King got done in by the heroes”
“How could the heroes already have accumulated that much power……?”
“But, he’s the weakest of the Four Heavenly Kings……”
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