“Holy crap, the Ten Elders!”
“They’re finally here! This is the moment of excitement! Let me fix my hair and make myself look handsome first!”
“Damn it, you’re not even an official Elder. Why are you acting all high and mighty?”
“Who should I vote for? Out of all these people, I can only choose ten. Who gets my vote?”
“Everyone, vote for me! If you do, I’ll treat you all to hot pot later!”
“Dream on! A measly hot pot to buy votes? Listen up, anyone who votes for me can play with my pet. No time limit!”
The players erupted in excitement.
Most of them were thinking about who to vote for, while among the seventy or so Elder candidates, some remained indifferent while others eagerly started canvassing for votes.
“I am Star! My fellow members of Star Hall, don’t forget to vote for me! Love you all! Mwah~”
“No need to ask! Vote for me, and I’ll give each of you a huge pile of Five Fireballs to spam! Unlimited supply!”
“My dear disciples, wouldn’t it be a waste to not vote for your beloved master?”
Many candidates started campaigning, each with their own methods.
“Alright, voting begins now!” He Yiming didn’t waste any words and simply waved his hand to initiate the voting process.
The massive screen lit up, displaying the names of all the candidates as the numbers beside them started fluctuating rapidly.
“Holy crap! Why is he getting votes so fast?”
“Damn it! Vote for me! Why aren’t you voting for me?”
“My disciples! My dear disciples! AHHHH!”
Each player had three votes, so the results were quickly finalized.
“???” He Yiming stared at the results, completely dumbfounded.Are you guys serious?!
Top Ten Elders Election Results:
No.1: Wang Lufei – 9,801 votes
No.2: Lose Half in the Beginning – 4,799 votes
No.3: Vegeta – 3,244 votes
No.4: Strongest Fire Spell – 2,522 votes
No.5: First Iceman – 2,477 votes
No.6: Emperor Zoro – 1,533 votes
No.7: Satan – 1,236 votes
No.8: God King Enel – 801 votes
No.9: Indomitable Bear – 654 votes
No.10: Beef Noodles – 398 votes
No.11: Star – 397 votes
No.12: Thousand Hand Pillar – 288 votes
“???”
Many players were equally baffled when they saw the rankings.
“What the hell? I didn’t even make the top ten?” Star felt like vomiting blood.
He had worked tirelessly, handling countless affairs for the Yan Huang Sect…
And yet, somehow, he didn’t even make it into the top ten?
And he actually lost to that perverted Beef Noodles?!
“Star Hall members! Where did all your votes go? Who did you vote for?!” Star demanded in frustration.
“Well, we each had three votes, right? The first one obviously went to Brother Lufei! The second one had to go to my beloved Dad… Uh, I mean Lose Half! And for the third vote, I just followed my heart and voted for someone I like. Makes sense, right?”
Star: “???”
It did sound logical, but…COULDN’T I HAVE BEEN SOMEONE YOU LIKED?!
“Damn it, this vote must be rigged! How did I not get in? This isn’t scientific!!! I am the God of the Ninja World, the Master of All in Yan Huang Sect, everyone’s beloved grandpa! And yet, I didn’t make it?!” Thousand Hand Pillar exploded in protest.
“Damn it, who the hell is your disciple?!”
“Screw that! I’m not your grandson!”
“Pillar is turning more and more into Beef Noodles…”
“Pfft, trying to ride the meta? You thought you could be an Elder just like that? Dream on!”
“Exactly! You keep calling us your grandkids, and now you expect us to vote for you?”
“Despicable Wood Release user!”
—
The other players booed him and collectively flipped him off.
Even though the voting felt utterly ridiculous, with people seemingly voting with their feet, the results were settled.
“Congratulations! From today onward, you are the Ten Great Elders of Yan Huang Sect!” He Yiming announced as he waved his hand.
A moment later, the ten players, including Wang Lufei, were instantly clad in long Elder robes. Each robe had large golden characters embroidered on it: Grand Elder, Second Elder, Third Elder…
Alongside this, He Yiming summoned ten golden tokens and sent them flying toward the newly appointed Elders.
Wang Lufei’s token was engraved with “Yan Huang Sect Grand Elder – Wang Lufei”, while the others had similar engravings.
These tokens were unique, forged using a Tier-6 formation and Divine Demon Dao techniques, making them impossible to replicate. They also radiated a distinct aura — anyone at the Foundation Establishment Realm could sense them, just like spotting a candle in the darkness, instantly confirming the Elder’s identity.
These Elder tokens were essentially like business cards back on Earth, easily recognizable.
“As Elders, you are now the highest-ranking members under this Sect Master!
“To acknowledge your new status, I am granting you special privileges!”
He Yiming focused his mind and granted the ten Elder players a portion of his sect leader permissions. A system notification immediately popped up.
The ten Elder players were momentarily stunned before bursting into ecstatic laughter.
Holy crap! Not only did Elders have authority, but they also got these three insane powers?
This is amazing!
Being an Elder is so worth it!
But before they could celebrate further, something unexpected happened.
“Hahaha! Let’s test this out real quick!” Beef Noodles turned around and locked onto a group of several hundred players.
With a loud shout, “SIT!”
Immediately, all several hundred players uncontrollably sat down on the ground.
“STAND!”
The entire group stood up in unison.
Just as they were about to complain…
“SILENCE! CEASEFIRE!”
A wave of authority descended. The group was now unable to speak or attack, completely dumbfounded.
“STAND! SIT! STAND! SIT! SIT! STAND! SIT SIT STAND!
“HAHAHAHA! This is too much fun!”
As Beef Noodles gleefully played conductor, forcing the several hundred players into synchronized jumping jacks…
He Yiming: “???”
Other players: “???”
The several hundred controlled players: WTF…
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