You Cannot Afford To Offend My Woman - Chapter 1300

Chapter 1300 (Girls Like Muscles)

Disappointing Dad is something Ye Shen doesn't want to see. No matter what, he must not disappoint his father!

Qing Yutong may not know, but she's completely setting up this nephew.

"I think, in fact, Liu Xian'er is pretty good. It's a pity that she isn’t interested in you. You've been pursuing her for half a year, and you can't even say ten sentences. My dear brother, you have to be more direct. Sister doesn't expect you to kiss, but holding hands would be nice. Dad's skills in picking up girls, you've completely failed to inherit. I guess Little Yan will have to bring three or four back." Donghuang Li rattled off a bunch, truly a demon at setting up his little brother, making up things that didn't even happen.

In fact, Donghuang Li was also taking advantage of the situation. With Ye Shen's personality, pursuing girls is definitely not possible, unless Dad gives the order. Now that Ye Shen has a girl he likes, he should go for it.

Half a year ago, Ye Shen started pursuing Liu Xian. There was no choice; it was a task given by Dad. But even if it was a task, he had to pick someone who was acceptable, so he chose Liu Xian.

Liu Xian is also a beautiful woman on par with Donghuang Li, and she's also strong. The key is that she's a senior sister, the same age as Donghuang Li, twenty years old this year.

The first time Ye Shen saw her, he directly said, "Woman, be my wife."

This tone was like that of a domineering CEO. Unfortunately, she immediately replied, "Sorry, I don't like younger boys," and walked away.

This left Ye Shen stunned on the spot.

Thinking about himself, he is Ye Hua’s son, the son of an unsurpassed being. Today, he was actually rejected. If this reached Dad's ears, he would have no face left and be utterly ashamed.

However, Donghuang Li immediately found out about this, as she lived with Liu Xian.

With such an event, Liu Xian naturally told her good friend Donghuang Li.

"Your little brother has gone crazy."

Donghuang Li was also embarrassed. Who would have such a direct way of flirting? He directly said, "Woman, be my wife." If you can catch a girl with such words, that would be truly strange.

Perhaps being rejected sparked Ye Shen's competitive spirit. He began using what he thought were powerful moves.

Blocking the door! Sending flowers!

If Ye Hua were here, he would definitely slap his son on the head. How can a child like you be so foolish? Just directly claim her as yours; that's your style. You're practically ruining yourself, this fool.

"Big sister, what should I do? Xian'er now just walks away when she sees me. I can't even say a word. I'm going home soon, and I won't be able to bring a girlfriend back..." Ye Shen felt terrified just thinking about it.

Donghuang Li seriously said, "Alright, listen to your sister. There may still be hope. After all, I and Xian'er are roommates, and I feel that she is still interested in you."

"Is she interested in me? Is it true?" Ye Shen was a bit sceptical. He felt that his sister was comforting him.

"Of course, can you not believe your sister's words?" Donghuang Li said seriously.

To be honest, Ye Shen doesn't really believe it. His sister is now a "troublemaker," the kind that everyone fears. Everyone, even the sect master, has to speak carefully, or else it will make the sect chaotic.

The reasons for causing trouble vary, mostly related to improving strength. Accidentally making mistakes, exploding a room, or burning down a library – all sorts of mischief. Everyone is afraid; this is a real little demon, no, now she's a big demon. Many have witnessed Donghuang Li's destructive potential, making people want to escape.

Being able to live with Donghuang Li, such a terrifying person, means Liu Xian is not a simple character.

"Believe, of course, I believe," Ye Shen went against his conscience. Whatever his sister says, he usually doesn't follow, but the situation is different now. If he doesn't follow, it will cause problems with Dad.

Without waiting for Donghuang Li to speak, Ye Shen suddenly asked with curiosity, "Sis, how is your search going?"

"Me? Besides you, who else dares to approach your sister?"

Ye Shen unconsciously nodded; there's nothing wrong with that statement.

"Sis, aren't you afraid of disappointing Dad?" Ye Shen curiously asked.

Donghuang Li patted Ye Shen's shoulder. "Little brother, I am a girl."

Ye Shen immediately understood. Girls have an advantage. He couldn't do it, and Dad has high expectations for him.

"Sis, you can give me a solution. I'll listen to you."

Donghuang Li said seriously, "Stretch out your arm."

Ye Shen extended his arm, showing curiosity.

"The muscles aren't that impressive." Donghuang Li looked at her brother's biceps. They weren't well-developed.

Ye Shen didn't quite understand. "Strength isn't related to muscles. Look at Dad; does he have muscles?"

"You wouldn't know about that. Girls like guys with some muscle. I heard Xian'er say so."

"What about Mom? How can she like Dad?"

Donghuang Li's face darkened. "Ye Shen! I am teaching you; don't bring Mom and Dad into this. How should I know?"

"Oh, Sis doesn't know."

"You, go away. I won't teach you anymore."

Ye Shen quickly grabbed her, speaking in a pleasing tone. "Sis, I was wrong."

"Pretend to be cute for your sister."

Ye Shen: "..."

Ye Shen took a deep breath and then, in a tone that made people's scalps tingle, shouted, "Sis~ Ah~"

Donghuang Li burst into laughter like a pig.

Ye Shen quickly dropped the act; he even felt disgusted with himself.

"Still laughing!" Ye Shen said sternly, worried about attracting attention.

Donghuang Li steadied her emotions. "Although you don't have a lot of muscles, there are still some lines. You need to show off your muscles in front of Xian'er. I think she'll take notice of you." After saying this, Donghuang Li herself didn't believe it.

But there was a reason for saying that. Ye Shen cared a lot about face, even more than Dad did. Pursuing a girl while caring about face, how would he succeed? So, Donghuang Li wanted to cultivate Ye Shen's shameless spirit, just like herself.

"But I need an opportunity for that." Ye Shen said seriously.

Donghuang Li couldn't help but knock her brother. "You fool, tomorrow is the martial arts competition, and Xian'er will be watching. Just show off your muscles, understand? If you can't win her over, you're done for."

Ye Shen's eyes instantly became determined. This martial arts competition was primarily an opportunity to woo a girl.

For the mission, Ye Shen had forgotten about the agreement with his sister Ye Liu. It would be a showdown.

Meanwhile, under the shade of a tree in Maple Valley.

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