CHAPTER 4
I-it’s a cultural difference…
“Yes! Nngh…”
Masachika stretched his arms out wide, feeling accomplished after finishing the first week of exams. When he looked around the room, most of the class was already enjoying their freedom and discussing what they were going to do after school, despite still having homeroom after this. Masachika, on the other hand, wasn’t planning on hanging out with his friends once school ended. Instead he would watch all the anime he’d recorded—or at least, that was the plan. But there was one thing he couldn’t get off his mind…
“Hey, Alya.”
“Hey.”
It was the fact that Alisa seemed somewhat, truly only a little bit, distant—kind of cold. Ever since Monday, it had felt like something was off, but it was exam week and it could have all been in his head, so Masachika decided to let it go. But he wasn’t comfortable going into the weekend without figuring out what this strange, unsettling feeling was.
“Alya, uh… What are you doing after school today?”
“Nothing in particular.”
“Oh. Then do you want to walk home together? I want to talk about the closing ceremony if that’s okay.”
“…Sure.”
“Great. Then let’s head out together after homeroom.”
“Okay.”
The conversation itself was extremely normal, and Alisa’s behavior didn’t seem much different from normal, either, but…something still felt off.
She hasn’t been whispering anything sweet in Russian… I don’t know why, but…
It had been five days, and he hadn’t heard a word of Russian from Alisa. Of course, from Masachika’s point of view, that was a good thing. The sudden whispers weren’t good for his heart, and the muscles in his face got to relax for a change, since she would usually glance in his direction after whispering in Russian, which made his face tense. So not hearing any of her whispers had its upsides, but…he couldn’t help feeling concerned. And the more he thought about it, he realized Alisa had been a bit withdrawn from him this week.
Hmm… I’m sure it’s all in my head, but…
Next Saturday was the closing ceremony, which was a huge event in regard to the election because they had to give speeches and greet the student body. That was why they needed to remove whatever was causing the friction between them before then. But, well…
Did I do anything to make her hate me?
He was a sensitive man, frustrated and unbelievably curious as he wondered what he possibly could have done.
After homeroom, Masachika and Alisa left the classroom together as planned, but they felt as though more people were staring at them now than ever as they walked side by side. Alisa’s otherworldly beauty had always caught everyone’s attention, but eyes were also on Masachika. It seemed as though many students were already recognizing them as candidates and running mates for the student council presidency and vice presidency thanks to the debate last week.
“…So? You wanted to talk to me about our speech at the closing ceremony?”
“Yeah, about that…”
Alisa was as cool as a cucumber despite their onlookers, but Masachika hesitated for a few moments before asking her directly:
“Before we talk about that, I need to ask you something, Alya. Is everything all right?”
“What do you mean?”
“Well… I feel like you’ve been acting a bit off since Monday.”
She suddenly stopped in her tracks, then turned to look at him in amazement.
“Judging from how you’re looking at me…I’m guessing something did happen?” commented Masachika with a forced grin.
Alisa, however, stayed silent, turned about-face, and began to walk away.
“…It’s just your imagination,” she replied with her best poker face.
“Come on. Do you seriously think you can fool me like that?”
“…”
Knowing how stubborn she could be, Masachika made a conscious effort to continue looking forward as he went on:
“Did I do something? Because if I did, I want you to tell me.”
“…I don’t want to tell you.”
“Mmm… All right, then…”
“Sigh… I’ll make sure to work on my behavior. Besides, I’m sure I’ll be back to normal by the time Monday comes around. Isn’t that enough?” asked Alisa, glancing up through her eyelashes at him after letting out a brief sigh. Her somewhat uneasy, childish expression would make anyone want to rub her head and dote on her while saying, “That’s more than enough.” Nevertheless, Masachika managed to get rid of the unholy thought with a shake of his head, and he looked at her seriously.
“Hmm… I don’t know… It has already been five days, and you’re still in a bad mood. I mean, I guess it would be okay if you really were back to normal next week, but…”
“Was I that obvious?”
“Yeah…”
“Oh… I really was trying my best to hide it.”
And, well, it really was difficult to tell anything was wrong just by her facial expressions, but the lack of her occasional Russian whispers betrayed her. She didn’t seem to notice, though.
“Actually, you did a good job of hiding it, so I think you are very self-aware. In a good way, of course. I still noticed, though.” Masachika shrugged.
“O-oh? You did, huh?”
Alisa arched an eyebrow while fidgeting with her hair.
“In other words, you were really concerned? You couldn’t get me out of your mind, even though it was exam week?” she asked a bit provocatively.
“Of course I’m worried. You’re my partner, and I care about you,” he replied with a dead serious look on his face.
“O-oh… Huh.”
“And I care about you. And I care about you. And I care about you…” Those words of his echoed in Alisa’s mind, and her fidgeting increased. The ends of her hair were going to get tangled at this rate…but her fingers suddenly froze, and her eyes narrowed in frustration.
“Then why…?”
“Hmm?”
“…”
Alisa looked away from his confused expression and pouted. Masachika changed out of his school slippers and put on his shoes, wondering about her sudden change in mood. Then they began to walk toward the school gate, and Alisa eventually muttered:
“…Your birthday.”
“Huh?”
“Why didn’t you invite me to your birthday party?” complained Alisa, still avoiding his eyes…but Masachika had no idea what she was talking about.
“Birthday party? What do you mean?”
“You know what I’m talking about. Your…”
Thinking he was playing dumb, she glared at him, but that still didn’t help Masachika understand what she was going on about.
“Uh…? A birthday party? Me?”
“…Yes, you.”
“…This is the first I’m hearing about it. Who told you I had a birthday party?”
“What do you mean this is the first you’re hearing of this? Don’t be ridiculous.”
“Wh-what the…? I’m telling the truth! I have no idea what you’re talking about! And why would I even have a birthday party anyway? What am I, a first grader?!”
“Huh…?”
That was when Alisa realized something wasn’t adding up, and she looked at him quizzically, her brow knitted. At the same time, Masachika came to a sudden realization.
“O-oh, wait. Hold on. Do teenagers in Russia usually have birthday parties?”
“Y-yeah. Are things different in Japan?”
“You usually stop having birthday parties in Japan once you hit middle school… Wait. I take that back. There are probably a good number of students at our school who still throw birthday parties. Some kids apparently even throw huge parties at their house. At any rate, I, personally, haven’t had a birthday party since middle school.”
“Oh…”
“How are you only realizing this n—? …Oh. Sorry.”
“What are you apologizing for?”
“Oh, uh. Nothing.”
She never had any friends to celebrate birthdays with. That was why. It wasn’t like he could say that, though, which was why he decided to hold his tongue, but his lips curled a bit as he looked at her slyly.
“…What?” she asked grumpily.
“Don’t worry about it. I just had no idea you wanted to celebrate my birthday with me that much.”
“…!”
Alisa scowled and immediately looked away, but she wasn’t fast enough to prevent Masachika from seeing her snow-white cheeks flush pink.
“…Not telling someone your birthday in Russia is no different than saying you don’t want to be friends with them.”
“Ohhh?”
“What?”
“If you say so, Alya. Wink, wink.”
“Tsk…!”
He could almost see a vein bulging from her forehead, so he decided he should stop teasing her and make her feel better instead.
“So… Wanna go do something for my birthday? We’re three months late, but…”
“Huh?”
“Of course, I still want to be friends and hang out more. How about we go somewhere for lunch next Monday, since it’s a half day? We can talk about the closing ceremony and whatnot then, too… Or is it bad luck to wish someone a belated happy birthday in Russia?”
After pondering it for a moment, she shook her head.
“It’s not good to wish someone happy birthday early, but late…should be fine.”
“All right, then. Let’s do it. Ahem. While I know it is late, it would be an honor if you would grace me with your presence at my birthday party, which I will be holding next week,” announced Masachika with an unnecessarily grave expression.
“Are you okay in the head?” Alisa scoffed, but Masachika was relieved to see that she appeared to be in a better mood. That look of relief on his face made Alisa stare at him with suspicion once more. Perhaps she realized he was trying to humor her to make up for teasing her, like an adult rattling a toy for a baby. Alisa glared at him out of the corner of her eye with a look of disgust…until they reached a fork in the road, and he faced her.
“Well, I’m going this way. Anyway, see you Monday. Have—…?”
Alisa’s eyes suddenly began wandering, darting around in every direction.
Is she looking for something?
It was easy to imagine a question mark hovering over Masachika’s head, and he began looking around as well until he suddenly realized Alisa was grinning at him. This set off alarm bells in his head.
Ack! Something bad is going to happen, isn’t it?
He instinctively took a step back, but Alisa took a step forward before he could effectively make his escape. They were so close that they could almost feel each other’s breath. Alisa placed a hand on his shoulder as he stood frozen, then placed her cheek against his and whispered into his ear:
“<I can’t wait. ♡>”
But in the blink of an eye, she stepped back and glared at him.
“There. We’re friends again. See you Monday,” she spluttered before instantly spinning on her heel and walking off.
“Yeah…”
Masachika watched her leave in mute amazement, then walked awkwardly in the opposite direction on autopilot. But the moment he turned the corner, he grabbed a nearby fence as his legs gave out.
Ha-ha-ha… The first thing she has said in Russian to me in four days… Shouldn’t have let my guard down.
“I’m pretty confident I could actually cough up blood right now if I wanted to,” said Masachika tensely, clutching at his chest.
I feel like the bar has been raised twice as high now…
He thought he could get away with taking her to some cheap chain restaurant in the neighborhood, but not after she said that. It was going to have to be somewhere more high-end and proper now.
I’m going to have to look for a nice restaurant over the weekend…
This is going to be a pretty difficult mission for someone ignorant about these kinds of things, thought Masachika bitterly with a tight smile, but at least he now knew what had been bothering Alisa, so he decided to call it a win. However, there was something he understood even more than that, for he had discovered…
Having her whisper into my ear like that…could actually kill me.
The following Monday had arrived. The week after exams was essentially for going over the tests in the mornings, and in the afternoons, they discussed summer homework while others attended parent-teacher conferences. The conferences went by student number, which meant Alisa’s and Masachika’s were the following day.
“So? How’d you do on the tests?”
“I did okay, I guess. My grades were higher than the class average in every subject, at least,” replied Masachika, who was working out a crick in his neck on their way out the school gate. That morning, the students were given a brief transcript of what they’d scored on the exams along with the class average. While they went over the tests in class, students would sometimes find mistakes the teachers had made while grading, which was why the official class rank would be posted on Saturday. So they would be using tentative report cards during the parent-teacher meetings. It so happened that they had a half day of school every other Saturday, and this coming Saturday was the closing ceremony, where they would receive their finalized grades for the semester.
“Anyway, I don’t know whether I achieved my goal, but I did a lot better than last time.”
“Oh? Congratulations.”
“Right? Feel free to shower me with praise now.”
“Wowww. Good job,” replied Alisa robotically.
“…Gee. Thanks.”
Masachika shot her a piercing glare, but she completely ignored him and feigned innocence.
“Sniffle. You’re so mean, Alya.”
“If you’re trying to act like Masha, please stop. It’s grossing me out.”
“Yes, ma’am.”
The fact that not even her eyes were laughing wiped the goofy look right off his face. His eyes wandered for a few moments until he suddenly changed the subject without even trying to be subtle about it.
“So… Pretty hot to be walking around in the middle of the day. Doesn’t help that it is so bright out, either…,” commented Masachika, tugging at his collar and fanning himself while frowning down at his clothes. “Why do our school uniforms have to be so hot? It’s summer, and we’re still wearing long sleeves.”
“Oh, this isn’t normal in Japan, is it?”
“Not even close. Most schools pass out short-sleeved shirts for the summer. Even businesspeople get to wear short-sleeved button-downs nowadays.”
The shirts they were wearing were made of a thinner material than the winter uniforms, but the long sleeves retained too much heat. But why was the school so set on keeping the uniforms this way, even in this day and age? For the same reason their schoolbags hadn’t changed in years. Because it was tradition. Seiren Academy’s school uniform was rather well-known. People would instantly recognize it around town if they saw it. In a way, the uniform itself was a famous brand of clothing, and the students of Seiren Academy were proud to wear it. However, it also kept the students in-line so they would act proper even outside of school because they were always being watched. Masachika, on the other hand, thought differently.
“They’re really downplaying the effects of global warming, aren’t they? At least let me take this blazer off.”
“Wasn’t the student council president trying to do something about the uniforms, though?”
“That was one of his campaign pledges… It sounds like he’s having a tough time. Even if he does get the rule changed, I’m guessing we won’t be seeing it implemented until the next school year.”
Touya, who was on the same page as Masachika when it came to the school uniform, was apparently working toward updating the uniform requirements, but it was a difficult task, especially since a decent portion of the student population didn’t care how hot it was, as long as they looked good. The alumni association, which consisted of past student council presidents and vice presidents, was strongly against changing the summer uniform as well, which made the situation even more difficult. Meanwhile, Masachika couldn’t help but wonder if they were only being stubborn because they had to wear these uncomfortably hot uniforms back in the day, so they wanted everyone else to suffer as well.
“Anyway, I hope the president gets it done, especially for the sake of middle-class students like us who have to walk home, since we don’t have our own personal chauffeurs.”
“Are you sure you don’t just want to see girls scantily dressed?”
“So you’re saying I’m still gonna feel hot and heavy even if we change the summer uniform? Heh! I like the way you think!”
“…”
“Because the thought honestly never crossed my mind. I mean, the first day of summer uniforms is supposedly a pretty important event in a nerd’s life, but I’ve gone to this school basically my entire life, so it really hasn’t occurred to me.”
Alisa glared coldly as he explained his twisted thinking, but she suddenly smirked provocatively, flipped her hair over her shoulder, and flirtatiously glanced at him out of the corner of her eye.
“So you don’t want to see me in a short-sleeved shirt?”
“I mean, if I had to choose, then yes. I do.”
“Heh. Oh, you do, huh?”
And if he were being a little more honest, he would tell her what he was really interested in seeing: the fabled see-through white shirt with that ever so incredibly faint glimpse of the bra. He was a teenage boy, after all.
But that’s something you want to see when the girl’s sitting in front of you in class…and Hikaru sits in front of me, which is something I’m definitely not interested in seeing.
“Ahem. Are you thinking about something you shouldn’t be?”
“Huh? No way. I was just thinking about how unpleasantly sweaty the president would look in a short-sleeved shirt.”
“That’s… Yes…” Alisa nodded, her eyes wandering. Within seconds, her smug grin had transformed into a criticizing glare before changing once again at Masachika’s innocent response. It was unfortunate that Touya had to be defamed by such an “innocent” comment.
“I bet Chisaki would take everyone by surprise as well. Her biceps and shoulders must be huge. She doesn’t really stand out usually, but she apparently has a really athletic build.”
“I could see that,” agreed Alisa, checking out Masachika from head to toe and grinning almost mockingly.
“You in a short-sleeved shirt would probably leave much to be desired, though, hmm?”
“What the…? Why are you dissing me like that all of a sudden? I have a decent amount of muscle, just to let you know.”
“Oh, you do?”
“Don’t underestimate a homebody. Don’t make me show you this sexy, toned bod.”
Masachika immediately imagined himself in a beach lounge chair in a short-sleeved collared shirt (unbuttoned, of course) with his pecs and abs showing…and he instinctively covered his mouth.
“…? What’s wrong?”
“Oh… I just imagined something really disgusting. Being ripped only works if you’re good-looking, too, huh?” he contemplated with a heavy heart, and erased the narcissistic image from his mind. She looked up slightly, then began to fidget with her hair as if she had an idea of what he’d imagined.
“<I don’t think it’s disgusting at all.>”
“What was that?”
“I said, ‘Great. Now I imagined it, too, thanks to you.’”
“Uh-huh… You didn’t have to actually tell me the truth, you know.”
“You shouldn’t have asked, then,” Alisa scoffed, flicking back her hair. After rolling his eyes at her, Masachika stared into the distance.
How does Alya see me?
“<Besides, you are good-looking.>”
Gwah! S-seriously, what do I look like from her point of view?
He desperately tried to keep a straight face while a cyclone of emotions tore through his heart. Fortunately (?), they were approaching their destination, so he was able to focus on that instead, and before long they arrived at a large clothing store by the station that was geared toward teenagers. Why were they stepping inside a clothing store before they went out to lunch? Well, the answer was simple: to change. Masachika was fine with wearing what they had on, but Alisa didn’t seem keen on the idea of wearing a school uniform to a restaurant during this time of day, so they decided to change. That said, they weren’t going to do any shopping. This store actually had a changing room Seiren Academy students could use for free. Masachika had been impressed when he’d first heard about it. Of course, Seiren Academy students were still human. They were young. They wanted to hang out after school before going home, but it was against school rules to fool around in the uniform. While you could probably get away with eating at a restaurant, going to the arcade or karaoke was a definite no-no.
One of the worst things about having a well-known uniform was the fact that a local could easily call their school and report them if they were breaking any rules, and they wouldn’t be able to avoid punishment if that happened. Therefore, they had no choice but to change out of their uniform when hanging out after school. Nevertheless, Seiren Academy had quite a number of privileged students who would be disgusted by the thought of changing in a public restroom, which was why this clothing store opened their changing room to them. Students from wealthy families made the best customers, so if letting them use the changing room was all it took to get them inside, then it was an easy trade-off.
I still feel like we’re kind of taking advantage of them, though.
Masachika sneered at the twenty or so small changing rooms at the back of the store. Just how many customers did they expect to get at once? Did tourist groups stop by the place from time to time? No… They probably just didn’t want to let a single Seiren Academy student escape their clutches.
“All right. I’m going to get changed in here, okay?”
“Oh, all right.”
Masachika admired how commercially minded the store was as he stepped into a changing booth a short distance from Alisa’s and began undressing.
“Phew… I thought I was going to melt outside in this thing.”
He quickly wiped the sweat from his body, enjoying the sense of freedom he now had, and pulled his everyday clothes out of his gym bag. After placing his uniform in the bag, he tossed it along with his school shoes into a large tote. Transformation complete.
“The cool air feels so good.”
While he waited, he realized just how grateful he was for short-sleeved shirts and air conditioners. Alisa eventually came out of the changing room as well.
“Sorry to keep you waiting.”
“I-it’s fine…”
When Alisa came out, she was wearing the pure-white dress that she had tried on when they went shopping not too long ago. Was there a specific reason for her to be wearing that dress now, though? Regardless, Masachika wouldn’t be a self-proclaimed gentleman if he didn’t compliment her.
“You really do look good in that dress.”
“Heh. Is that so? Thanks.”
Alisa proudly brushed back her hair with evident satisfaction. Even her light-blue sandals matched her dress, which seemed very dignified. And was she striking a pose, or was it merely Masachika’s imagination?
“Ready to go?”
“Yes, let’s.”
After bowing and thanking the store employee, they left the clothing shop.
Is it just me, or is this really starting to feel like a date?
This was likely the first time they’d ever hung out alone together in the middle of the day while not wearing their school uniforms.
This is insane… They’re all doing double takes.
Each and every person who passed by looked back at Alisa as if their soul had left their body. It was an incredible sight. People stared hard at Yuki when she walked by, too, but nobody ever blatantly turned their head and stared like this.
I guess it’s no surprise when you look like Alya, though.
Her silver hair glittered in the summer sunlight, and her snow-white skin radiantly glowed as if every tiny hair on her body was emitting light. That was enough to catch the attention of others, but when you combined that with her extraordinary looks and body, how could you take your eyes off her?
“…What?” she asked.
“Everyone’s staring at you.”
“Worrying about that will solve nothing. This is just how life is when you’re beautiful,” Alisa said casually, and what she was saying was true, so Masachika didn’t have a response. Looking around and seeing everyone staring was more than enough proof.
“You’ll probably be fine, since I’m with you, but what about when you’re alone? Surely a lot of guys try to hit on you.”
“Yes, I do have people trying to talk to me almost every weekend.”
“Figured. But what do you do when that happens?”
“I ramble in Russian until they leave me alone.”
“…Interesting.”
From Masachika’s point of view, Alisa looked slightly different than your average Russian. She had a decent amount of Japanese features. But most people definitely would give up if she started speaking fluent Russian.
Anyway, I’m just glad it’s not worse. I was worried she’d be using violence or at least a tongue-lashing.
“You’re thinking something very rude right now, aren’t you?”
“What? Not at all. I’m just glad you haven’t been tricked by a bad person trying to pick you up,” responded Masachika with an air of innocence, causing Alisa to raise an eyebrow and smirk provocatively.
“Oh? Is that because you want me all to yourself? You’re acting like you’re my boyfriend.”
“My bad. But I’ve got to act like your boyfriend when we’re in the middle of a date, at the very least.”
“…?! Ah, right… A date… Yes…”
Masachika’s counterattack immediately wiped the smug look off her face. After blinking for a few seconds, she bashfully fidgeted with her hair before suddenly glancing up at him and whispering:
“<This is the first time…>”
“The first time we’ve ever gone on a date,” right? That’s what you were going to say, right?
Alisa suddenly struck with a powerful attack that can be uttered only a few times in every girl’s life: “First Time!” But Masachika softened the blow, using his special move “Convenient Interpretation!” Think of it like this: If the special move “Hard of Hearing” was like, “Hmm? What was that?” then “Convenient Interpretation!” would be like, “Oh, she must have meant something else.” It was the ultimate special move for defense!
HA-HA-HA. Because there is no way this is the first time a beautiful girl like Alya has ever gone on a date.
Masachika desperately tried to persuade himself of that in order to stay calm, for he did not have the courage to carry the weight of something this big—the pressure of taking this perfect, beautiful woman on her first date. If you want to call me a chicken, then knock yourself out, he thought.
Besides, I didn’t mean “date” as in a date-date. Alya knows I wasn’t being serious, right? …Right?
He timidly glanced in Alisa’s direction, and their eyes suddenly met, making Alisa quickly turn her head the other way and whisper in the tiniest of voices:
“<M-maybe we could…hold hands, then?>”
A faint blush stained her cheeks as she glanced back at him.
Okay, then… She definitely took what I said seriously.
Masachika stared into the distance. He felt as if he had an itch he couldn’t scratch—an itch that ran down his spine. He shivered. But fortunately, he could see the restaurant up ahead, so he used his special move “Save for Later” and managed to change his mindset. It was like saying, “I’ll deal with this later,” which he obviously wasn’t going to do. More accurately, it was, “Let’s ignore my problems until they blow up in my face later.”
“Oh, hey. There’s the restaurant.”
“…The place with the meat on display?”
“Yep.”
Masachika had brought Alisa to a restaurant a good distance from the station that specialized in dry aged meats. It was a rather expensive restaurant, with the average price of dinner being five thousand yen and up, which would usually be far too much money for a student (except for a handful of students at Seiren Academy), but you could actually enjoy a nice lunch of aged beef there for a little more than one thousand yen per person. This was the fruit of Masachika’s labor after he’d spent hours on the internet and explored the neighborhood over the weekend to find the best restaurant for someone who was new to dating.
Boom! I did a pretty good job if you ask me! Tasteful, right? Alya likes meat from what I can tell, too. I didn’t take the easy way out and go with ramen or curry or cheap barbecue meat! I was a real man today!
While visualizing himself with his arms raised high as though he had won a boxing match, Masachika checked to see how Alisa was reacting…which was when he realized he’d made his first mistake: Alisa was new to dating as well. She was inexperienced, which was why she could honestly say:
“Oh, this place is really good, isn’t it? I came here once with my family a while back.”
Alisa’s heart was in the right place, but it felt like a kick to the groin to Masachika, and the champion Masachika in his mind, who’d been raising his hands in the air in victory, turned to stone.
Okay, then… Uh… I guess that’s better than her telling me she has been here before, and it sucked…
He had managed to make himself feel better before he came crumpling down…when Alisa innocently swung a bardiche (it’s like a Russian halberd) through his body.
“I vaguely remember the venison being really good.”
“Petrify” × “Heavy Weapon” = “Break.”
Masachika was mentally broken at that point. Despite being so proud of himself a few seconds before, there was not even a fragment of that confidence left. On the contrary, he almost wanted to run away, especially since…
“Sorry… They don’t serve venison during lunch hours…”
“Oh… Okay.”
Alisa suddenly seemed to notice Masachika’s disappointment and, panicking, tried to make him feel better.
“But all the other types of meat were really good, too. I’m really happy you took me here. Come on, let’s go inside.”
“…All right.”
Masachika stepped inside the restaurant, wondering why she was the one taking the lead. After they were escorted to their table and they ordered their lunch and drinks, he decided to bring up the closing ceremony right off the bat in order to clear his mind.
“So, uh… About the closing ceremony…”
“O-oh, right.”
“I’m sure Touya will explain things in detail to us the day before the ceremony as the student council prepares for it, but let me give you a brief rundown of what’s going to happen. Normally, the president takes the lead during the ceremony and summons each member of the student council to the stage. When your name is called, you walk up to the mic and introduce yourself. The order goes like this…”
He raised his right hand into the air and lowered one finger per person as he explained.
“Student council presidential candidate, their running mate, another candidate, their running mate…et cetera. Everyone is called to the stage in pairs, regardless of their position in the student council. There, they will introduce themselves and talk about how they’re running for student council president. Then their running mate will talk about why they’re running with said candidate and why they’re the best candidate.”
“Okay…”
“Now, this next part is important. While there isn’t any real voting, the audience is essentially casting a ballot.”
“What?”
Alisa’s eyes widened in surprise.
“The audience will only clap for the candidate they want to win. After you give your speech, they either clap for you in support or they don’t. There aren’t any rules saying you can only clap and cheer for one pair, but it’s kind of an unwritten rule. An invisible vote, if you will.”
“So that… That means…”
Alisa gulped before timidly continuing:
“There’s a chance nobody will clap, and the room stays completely silent?”
“Of course. Something like that supposedly happened once a long time ago, and the unfortunate pair apparently never showed their faces around the student council again.”
“Errr…”
She grimaced at the terrifying story, and Masachika nodded and scratched his head as though he knew how she felt.
“These elimination rounds are one of the downsides of being a student council member. Purposely not becoming a member of the student council and then running for president is actually a decent strategy when you have a lot of talented candidates like this year… A little late for that in our case, though.”
He shook his head, realizing information like that wasn’t going to help her now, and he continued:
“Anyway, what I’m trying to say is we need to avoid a situation where everyone cheers for Yuki and Ayano while our speeches are followed by silence.”
“Yeah… It would probably hurt us in the long run if they got way more applause than us.”
“We humans sure are interesting creatures, aren’t we? Even if we like someone and want to support them, we won’t if those around us aren’t. Of course, this goes both ways.”
“Yeah, I’ve heard that many people like what they like mainly because the people around them liked it first.”
“Exactly. Peer pressure at its finest.” Masachika nodded, then became a bit more serious.
“To be honest, though, I highly doubt we’re going to get as much applause as Yuki. But don’t get me wrong. We don’t want absolute silence, either, because if we mess up this time, then it’s going to be really hard to get support later on.”
“I figured as much… How hard do you think it’ll be?”
“Very. She already has plenty of supporters. I know this isn’t the most encouraging thing to say right now, but our goal should be maintaining what we have. We don’t need to win. We just need to avoid being the obvious losers.”
“You’re being rather pessimistic today.”
Alisa looked upset, but Masachika shrugged calmly.
“I’m just rationally analyzing our current situation. The first semester closing ceremony is nothing more than a prologue to the presidential race, so we should be able to turn things around as long as we don’t get crushed.”
“…Yeah, you’re right,” agreed Alisa, swallowing her dissatisfaction after realizing his judgment was logical and farsighted. She then looked up as if she’d just thought of something.
“By the way, is Yuki going to be doing her speech before or after us?”
“That’s what we need to find out. We played rock-paper-scissors in middle school to decide the order, but who knows what we’ll do this time.”
“Huh. So your position within the student council doesn’t matter here, either.”
Masachika waved his right hand dismissively before shrugging.
“Not at all. Besides the student council president and vice president, everyone is equally ranked. It’s not like being the secretary makes you better than a general member. We used to not even have a publicist, so it would have been a nightmare trying to re-rank everyone if we did.”
“Wait. Really?”
“I didn’t tell you?”
He pointed at himself, blinking in surprise.
“I was actually the one who created the position of ‘publicist.’”
“What?!”
“Honestly, I only made it to make Yuki even more popular back in middle school… You know how she uses the PA system to make announcements about the student council every other week?”
“Y-yeah, I’m aware.”
“Well, that’s also something I thought up.”
“Really?!”
Once every two weeks, Yuki would make an announcement on the school radio during lunch regarding the student council’s recent activities and results in addition to discussing student opinions from the suggestion box. It ended up being extremely popular among the students, and while Yuki was an exceptional speaker who usually maintained her perfect ladylike demeanor, the “real” Yuki would occasionally slip out in the middle of her announcements, which was another reason they were so popular. Word on the street was that they were even more popular than what the broadcasting club aired during lunch, which obviously didn’t exactly win the students over.
“Yuki was originally a general member of the club like me, which is why I came up with the idea. I wanted to get her name out there and make her more popular. Before long, it ended up becoming its own thing, so Yuki decided she would continue doing it along with making newsletters and whatnot, and that’s how we ended up creating the position of publicist for her.”
“In other words, what she was doing was officially recognized as a brand-new position by the student council.”
“Yeah, that’s basically what happened… I know I have no right to say this, but it’s kind of unfair, isn’t it? The students have the chance to get to know Yuki biweekly. Not even the student council president gets that many chances to talk to the student body. So it’s no surprise that more people know and like her, which will give her the advantage during the upcoming election,” Masachika informed her with a forced smile before he altered his expression and continued.
“Anyway, there’s nothing we can do about that, so back on topic… I know I already told you this, but you can talk about whatever you want when you give your speech at the ceremony. If you’re having trouble coming up with something to talk about, I’ll chime in and help.”
“All right, I’m counting on you.”
“You’ve got it… Oh, right. If you want to go for a draw, you need to make the first strike during your speech. One of the benefits of attacking first means you set an example for the others. So it doesn’t matter if they do a better job at striking back because you were the one who set the standard, which gives them an unfair advantage, and everybody realizes that.”
“Hmm…”
Masachika smiled awkwardly in response to her obvious aggravation.
“Come on, don’t look at me like that. There are plenty of other ways we could go about this if you wanted to play dirty.”
“For example?”
“Uh… Like we could try a psychological attack to throw them off their game? But that would go against your beliefs, right? Because I know you like to fight fair.”
Merely listening to the suggestion made Alisa grimace.
“Yeah…”
“Right?” Masachika shrugged. “Of course, if they try to do something like that to us first, then it’s on, but I doubt they’d try something like that, especially since this isn’t even a debate.”
“…Would they try something like that if it were a debate?”
“If they needed to,” he replied, as extreme as it sounded. He then looked over at Alisa to assess how determined she was.
“Would you think less of them if that happened? Or of me?”
“…I wouldn’t. It would be hard for me personally to do something like that, but those kinds of tricks are also necessary skills if you want to be a member of the student council. So no, I wouldn’t think less of anybody if they resorted to something like that.”
“I’m glad to hear that.” Masachika nodded with a little smirk. “Anyway, I’m not going to do anything cheap like that. It’s not like I’m Nonoa.”
“…? What is that supposed to mean?”
“Huh? Oh, uh… Hey, look. Our food’s here.”
He cut the conversation short the moment the food arrived. He didn’t have it in him to tell her that Nonoa brainwashed a few students in the past, so he grabbed his drink to avoid Alisa’s suspicious gaze and proposed a toast, raising his glass slightly.
“So, uh… Thank you for celebrating my birthday with me today. Cheers.”
“…Cheers.”
Seeming self-conscious, they lightly clinked their glasses together before each taking a sip and moving on to their meals. On their plates were sautéed vegetables and two slices each of various cuts of meat with three types of salts to go with them. Masachika started his meal with a slice of beef (although he forgot to ask the brand and what part of the cow it came from), which he dipped in the red wine salt.
“Wow. This is good.”
“It is, isn’t it?”
The taste went beyond what he’d imagined, and he enjoyed trying each flavor profile, helping him forget what they’d been talking about.
This salt’s really good, too. I wonder where I can get some of this to use at home.
While he was thinking about the new and unique flavors, Alisa suddenly muttered:
“Those rumors about Miyamae… Was that you?”
“Hmm?”
He wondered what she was talking about for a split second before almost immediately realizing what she meant, and he shrugged with a slight grimace.
“Oh, that? No. Nonoa made up and spread that rumor herself. I did go talk to her to see what we could do about you-know-what, but I had no idea she was going to do that.”
“Oh…”
The rumor Nonoa had created spread like wildfire across campus during exams. By the end of the week, opinions were mainly split down the middle. Half the students believed Sayaka and Nonoa lost due to being disqualified, and the other half were unsure how the debate would have ended if it had continued.
“Anyway, on one hand, it helped squash all the terrible rumors about Sayaka. On the other hand, it made our victory at the debate less credible.”
“…”
Alisa lowered her gaze until she was staring hard at her plate without saying a word. Perhaps something unrelated was bothering her…and Masachika had a good idea what that was. There were a few people around school criticizing Nonoa for using plants at the debate. “Oh, you goofball” and an eye roll were the most common responses among the students, since Nonoa had admitted it herself, and it aligned with their image of what kind of person she was, but there were some students who were definitely not happy about what she did.
“If you are worried about Nonoa, you don’t need to be. Seriously. She decided to do this herself, and she’s mentally as strong as an ox, so she doesn’t care what anyone says about her at all,” Masachika explained to his concerned-looking partner. He then paused for a few moments to think before quietly adding:
“I’m sorry. There was probably another way I could have done this.”
“…!”
“I left the whole thing to Nonoa, which is why it turned out like this. I should have asked her what she was planning to do. Then we could have actually—”
“No, it’s fine,” blurted Alisa, shaking her head and cutting him off. “I couldn’t do anything to help. No. I didn’t do anything to help, which means I don’t have any right to complain about what happened,” she stated with a note of sorrow in her voice, but eventually her expression brightened, and she smiled.
“So…thank you, Kuze. Thank you for doing all that for me.”
Masachika felt uncomfortable before her somehow fragile smile.
“Oh… Don’t mention it.”
Those were the only words he managed to stammer out before he lowered his gaze toward his plate and started eating again.
“Oh my. What’s wrong? Are you blushing?” said Alisa with a smug grin.
“…Tsk. Shut up.”
He was far too flustered to say anything smart or sensible, but her smile only creased even more at his childish response.
“You’re so cute.”
Hold up! Now she’s saying stuff like that in Japanese?!
Alisa’s eyes narrowed like those of a cat who had found a new toy to play with, and she grinned, reaching for her chopsticks. After picking up a slice of meat, she dipped it in the rock salt and brought it toward Masachika’s lips.
“Here, I want to pay you back for everything you’ve done for me. Open your mouth.”
She was feeding him again, but unlike when they were at that chain restaurant last time, there wasn’t a partition around the table for privacy, so it was really obvious when other customers started staring. Alisa, however, continued to hold the meat out as if it didn’t bother her at all.
Getting cocky now, huh? She’s going straight for the kill because she thinks she caught me off guard. Did she forget about the spoon incident already?
He recalled that she hadn’t been able to use her spoon anymore after doing this the last time they went out to eat together, and he slowly narrowed his eyes. That was when he made up his mind to show her who was boss…and sunk his teeth into the meat like a wild animal, wrapping his jaws around not only the meat but her chopsticks as well. He didn’t even hesitate as he looked her straight in the eyes before swallowing and leering a bit.
“Thanks. That was delicious.”
“Good.”
But Alisa smiled back, calm as could be…and she even started using her chopsticks again.
Wh-what?! She didn’t even blink!
She seemed to be faintly blushing, but her smile didn’t waver. If anyone was flustered, it was Masachika the moment he saw the chopsticks touch her lips again.
…?! Th-this… This is… No. I don’t know what’s going on, but I feel like she just turned the tables on me.
He shifted his gaze to his plate to take his mind off it, but he hardly had any food left. After only a few more bites, he was done and already back to facing Alisa, who finished almost immediately after him.
“That was delicious.”
“…Yeah, it was.”
“I got you a little something.”
“…?”
Only when she pulled a gift-wrapped box out of her bag with a smile did Masachika finally remember this was technically his birthday party.
“Here.”
“Really? You even got me a birthday present? …Thanks.”
After accepting the gift, he unwrapped it at Alisa’s insistence, revealing a white ceramic mug with an elegant round design and a blue plant painted on the side.
“Oh, wow. This is a very classy mug…”
“Giggle. Right?”
Both the design and the slick surface of the cup were impressively luxurious. He wasn’t just trying to be nice. He honestly liked the mug.
“Thank you. I’ll put it to good use.”
“You’re very welcome,” Alisa replied with a cheerful nod.
A mug… Something I can use every day… I thought most people would prefer to give consumable goods to someone on their birthday…
Masachika thought that to himself while he put the cup back inside the box. A mug, of all things… Maybe giving people cups or plates was customary in Russia? When he shot Alisa a look with that thought in mind, her expression filled with curiosity.
“…? What?”
“Oh… I thought only couples bought each other matching cups or plates. That’s all,” replied Masachika, trying to get back at her, but Alisa simply smiled without showing even a hint of shock.
“Oh my… You’re good. I actually did buy matching mugs. In fact, I’ve already been using mine at home.”
“Seriously?!”
“…What if I told you I was being serious?” she asked, grinning cheekily from ear to ear. This sent Masachika into full panic mode, unable to say another word or make eye contact. He had lost all hope of beating her today.
“By the way, Kuze…”
“…Yeah?”
He briefly glanced at Alisa and saw that she was still smiling.
“In Russia, the birthday boy or girl is usually the one who foots the bill… Can I expect the same from you?”
“O-of course.”
After all, he had originally planned on paying anyway. He only stuttered a bit because he was flustered.
I can handle this. It should be around 2,500 yen per person with drinks included… Yeah, I have more than enough.
After doing the math in his head once more, he nodded at Alisa…and she suddenly grabbed the bill before he even had a chance.
“I’m kidding. This is my treat.”
“Oh… Wait. No. I’m serious. I can pay.”
“Don’t worry about it. In return, you can pay next time, okay?”
She then grabbed her bag, stood up, and went straight to the register. Masachika hastily put his gift in his bag and went after her, but it was too late. She had already paid.
“Thank you for coming. Please come again.”
The worker at the register saw them out the door. It was like Alisa was always one step ahead of him.
Man, I just can’t win against her today.
He gazed into the sky, dancing in the palm of her hand.
“…Are you that bothered that I paid?” asked Alisa, looking concerned with his behavior.
“Huh? …Oh, uh. I guess?”
“Oh…”
Alisa turned around and shot him a radiant smile so wonderful that it reflexively made him want to smile back…until a chill ran down his spine.
“By the way, it wouldn’t be a birthday without cake, right?”
“Hmm? Oh… I guess?” agreed Masachika, although he was avoiding eye contact. As Alisa’s grin deepened, he suddenly recalled what she’d said only a few minutes before.
“In return, you can pay next time, okay?” The bad feeling in Masachika’s gut evolved into a conviction…then became a reality.
“Kuze, there’s a bakery nearby with the most amazing cakes.”
She got me!
He clenched his teeth after realizing he’d been had, but whining and complaining weren’t gentlemanly, so he proudly puffed out his chest and put on his most magnificent smile.
“Want to go? My treat.”
“Really? I can’t wait.”
They smiled once more but for a different reason than before, then set out for the bakery… As it happened, Alisa ate five pieces of cake all by herself, and her half of the bill alone totaled a little over three thousand yen with drinks included.
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