It would have been an exaggeration to call Qin Guan the Qin Village phoenix. Villagers considered him a good-looking boy, just like a golden pheasant occasionally flying out of the forest, showing off its shiny feathers to the hunters.
Qin Guan was not aware of their thoughts. He just liked to play with his little friends and his brothers and sisters. There was nothing interesting going on in the countryside in the winter. Most young people just stayed at home and played cards. Qin Guan liked to play with teenagers though.
There were so many interesting things to do, including but not limited to, riding a goat in reverse, provoking cats and dogs, and digging into hibernating snakes’ holes. They didn't return until it was dark. Qin Guan led the dirty monkeys back home. His grandma wiped the dirt off their clothes with a broom, warning them, "Don't go out in the evening. There are no lights out there, you will sprain your feet in the dark!"
At the dining table, Qin Guan proudly showed the two magazines to his grandparents, who were sitting at the head of the table. Smiles formed on their wrinkled faces. Our grandson is in a book! Good for him!
There was always a rich festive atmosphere in the countryside during the Spring Festival. On the 23rd day of the twelfth month of the lunar year, Qin Guan’s grandma boiled sweet potato sugar into sweet sugar balls and put them into flour bags. Every family member could take some in their spare time. (When the author was in primary school, there were stands selling sugar balls at the entrance of her school for 0.05 yuan each. This has disappeared nowadays, but she still misses it.)
On the 28th day of the twelfth month of the lunar year, with the help of other women of the family, Qin Guan’s grandma steamed large buns with dates. There was about one catty in one bun, which meant that the new year was coming silently.
On the 30th day, there were firecrackers booming everywhere. Everyone stayed up late on New Year's Eve to welcome the new spring of 2000.
Their happiness lasted till the 5th day of the first month of the new lunar year. There was a general commotion at home. Qin Guan's youngest uncle had to carry sand as punishment for the administrator of the village.
Qin Guan’s grandpa sat in a chair engraved with the Eight Immortals, looking at his children calmly. He knocked his pipe against his shoe sole to clean the ashes and added more tobacco. He continued to smoke.
Qin Guan's eldest uncle, father and aunt were standing before him, waiting for his orders silently.
Grandpa cleared his throat and called over his grandchildren, who were hiding behind the curtain door. "Come on in and hear about your uncle's affairs."
Led by Qin Guan, the boys and girls walked in obediently and stood in a line behind their parents.
Taking a posture of ancestral worship, grandpa cleared his throat and said, "Your fourth brother was cheated into joining a religious group several months ago. He said that the hierarch could cure patients and feed them, so he didn't go to the hospital and he stopped working in the fields. He even asked his child to stay at home instead of going to school. I took the child home and asked your mother to take him to school."
His sons and daughter were surprised. Our brother joined a heresy and you’re so calm about it? They were shocked by his next words.
"I thought it was serious, as his wife was also in the group. I thought the family would break apart, so I reported it to the local police station at the entrance of the village..."
Reported it to the local police station... Reported it to the local police station… Cold sweat ran all over their bodies. Father is so impartial and incorruptible!
"It was no big deal. They just had to do social service for disrupting the peace. They had to dig sand pits east of our village for half a year. No prison sentence or anything."
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