Chapter 462: 462
"Hyeon-Seong-ee will do it right . "
"Hey, it's still not too late . Tie the PET bottles to your legs and jump from the third floor . "
"Others eventually all serve, anyway . So it's fine . Come back after becoming a man . "
Those were pretty common advice given to someone about to be drafted, just like his life . A life too busy chasing after what everyone else was doing .
Just like everyone else, he had to sing 'Private's Letter', and without a best friend nor a girlfriend to bid him goodbye, walked into the recruit training centre .
"53rd trainee . "
"53rd trainee Yi Hyeon-Seong, here!"
Yi Hyeon-Seong's early military life wasn't so bad . Thanks to his naturally-tall height and well-built muscles, he even got recommended to become a commander-in-training, too . He would've even graduated the training course with citations were it not for messing up the commander's pledge repeatedly .
"Trainee, do you think the words of your training supervisor are a joke??"
He realised it from an early age that he was rather slow-witted . Didn't matter what it was, he learned it later than everyone else, and he was also rather slow in analysing his situations, too .
Even then, he managed to live on relatively fine all because there were some people who appreciated his relaxed and honest personality . Unfortunately, there were no such people to be found in the army .
"Just why do I have to be paired with him in the buddy system . . . . "
"A big freaking body and nothing much besides . . . . "
Yi Hyeon-Seong endured the trainee life even as he was subjected to various insults and ridicules .
By the time he completed the training course, he became someone who could finish showering in five minutes or pack his sleeping gear in less than one minute .
Not too long afterwards, the moment he'd be dispatched to a base had arrived . This was the moment he had been waiting forever since he got drafted .
- Giving away sweet tips to those about to join the army . Follow these instructions after you get to a base . (HOT!) [812]
From the shoe inserts to use during prolonged marching, to being loved by his seniors after he got assigned to a base – the so-called 'sweet tips' on the internet he diligently studied the day before joining the military was his only hope .
His fellow trainees left one by one .
He was the last one remaining . And the person to come fetch him was a person named 'Sergeant first class Jeong' . A steel hat deeply pressed on this person's head obscured their face .
"You, come with me . "
While he rode on the noisy military truck headed to somewhere, Yi Hyeon-Seong thought about his life one more time . He thought about the next couple of years ahead, as well as the trials and tribulations waiting for him .
His new army base was in the middle of a small mountain . And so, this would be where his army life would begin proper . He finished the simple registration process for a new recruit with the aid of a manager and headed off to the barracks .
And the moment he opened the building's door wide . . .
- You must definitely do this .
Yi Hyeon-Seong did exactly what the internet tip said he should do .
"Accept your newbie-!!"
If this was a regular army, his army life would've come to an end right there . That was, if this was the regular army base .
As his duffel bag was flung in the air, everything around him slowed down to a crawl, like a slow-motion video . The bag slowly came undone mid-air; unwashed army-issue underwears, toilet papers, and soap he used back in the boot camp very slowly scattered in the air . Also, Yi Hyeon-Seong's own triumphant, confident face, filled with the hope of his upcoming army life . . .
As this scene resembling a tragedy-filled movie played out, someone suddenly asked a question .
- … . What should we do?
That elicited a reply from someone else .
- Nothing much . This is who Hyeon-Seong-ssi is . In any case, let's accept this reality . The hardcore treatment last time didn't work, so this time, let's go with the promised 'progressive army' concept . . .
- Stop being noisy and get it started already, Kim Dok-Ja .
- … . Well then, let's start over again!
And then, the scene began moving forward again .
Splat!
His duffel bag shooting forward seemingly out of a cannon crashed on the floor like a real cannon shell .
The atmosphere became icy in an instant as if someone poured cold water . And the glares of his seniors belatedly stabbed into Yi Hyeon-Seong . Cold sweat trickled down his back . Could it be . . . that he made a mistake?
Right next moment .
Sergeant first class Jeong grinned brightly and clapped hands . "Begin your smile exercise, now! Hahahaha! Wow, now that was funny! My first time seeing such a refreshing debut!"
That prompted the seniors in the barracks to give him a standing ovation as if they were waiting for this moment .
"Rookie-nim, really well done!"
"Wonderful job . "
As the sounds of hands clapping resounded out, Yi Hyeon-Seong grew even more puzzled, but still, his triumphant air returned . The 'sweet' tip had been right .
Sergeant first class Jeong spoke towards the soldiers . "Jung-Hyeok-ee, you're his direct senior, so take good care of this guy . "
" . . . . . Understood . "
The noisy atmosphere continued on . In the meantime, Yi Hyeon-Seong discovered a senior tidying up his scattered belongings on the floor for him .
His uniform was perfectly straight, the light in his eyes sharp and fierce, and his face was like a fine sculpture . His chest was home to the army service ribbon of Private first class, and the name tag of 'Yu Jung-Hyeok' .
'Ah, so this person is my direct senior . '
It was then, this senior's scary eyes landed on Yi Hyeon-Seong .
"I, I'm Private second class, Yi Hyeon-Seong!!"
"Your spot is this way . "
His stuff had been gathered up in the blink of an eye and was placed in the locker . Other seniors looked impressed as if they were expecting it .
"Newbie, watch and learn from him . Jung-Hyeok-ee is our base's ace, you see?"
Just from looking at the atmosphere of his seniors, he could already tell what kind of a being his direct senior was . That perfectly-set beret, that perfectly-set bedding – it was as if everywhere this person touched sparkled brightly . If he could carry on his army life just like this senior . . .
"What's this? We have a newbie?"
It was at this moment that a cheerful voice came from the entrance . A man's face caked in sweat as if he was returning from a hard day's work was there .
Yi Hyeon-Seong confirmed the rank of sergeant as the man brushed past him and he quickly performed a military salute . "Loyalty!"
"Ah, ah . Don't be so tense . It's fine . " The sergeant studied Yi Hyeon-Seong's face before breaking out in a grin . He then shifted his gaze towards Private first-class Yu Jung-Hyeok . "Looks like our Jung-Hyeok-ee's military life is about to get a whole lot easier now? He's already got himself a direct junior and all . "
The complexion of the man snickering away was far too pale for a soldier . But, why was this? The moment he saw this man, Yi Hyeon-Seong felt this sensation of the deepest corner of his heart ache a little .
Soldiers confirmed the face of the man and shouted out .
"Sergeant Kim Dok-Ja-nim! Good to see you back from your hard day's work!"
"Alright, men . By the way, why isn't Jung-Hyeok-ee greeting me?"
" . . . . Wel . . . come . . . back . . . . "
Private first-class Yu Jung-Hyeok trembled visibly, his complexion ashen-white . It felt as his scowl didn't form out of fear, but more like out of sheer rage, instead
Sergeant Kim Dok-Ja shrugged his shoulders after observing his reaction, then spoke up . "Welcome to our squad, Yi Hyeon-Seong . "
"I'm Private second class, Yi Hyeon-Seong! Sir!"
This was the first meeting between Yi Hyeon-Seong and the squad leader Kim Dok-Ja .
… . As far as the former's memories were concerned, that was .
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About two weeks went by since he was shipped out .
During that time, Yi Hyeon-Seong got to learn various things about this base . For instance, about Sergeant Kim Dok-Ja, the de facto authority in the squad he belonged to .
"Got it? If that fool Yu Jung-Hyeok does something out of line, you must tell me right away . "
"P-Private second class, Yi Hyeon-Seong!! There's no such thing!"
"Nope, listen . Such a thing will happen . You already suffered plenty of times, you see . "
" . . . . . I think I misheard you, sir?"
And then, Private first class Yu Jung-Hyeok who always stayed by his side and led by example, and also glared at Sergeant Kim Dok-Ja every single chance he got .
"Polish your military boots this way . "
"P-private second class, Yi Hyeon-Seong! I'll work hard!!"
"Working hard has no meaning . The important thing is doing it right . "
Also, medical officer Lieutenant Yu, who periodically showed up to do health check-ups .
"Mm, you have a bruising on your leg . . . Should I just have you discharged for health reasons?"
"P-Private second class Yi Hyeon-Seong!! I'll be fine!"
"Then, should I stitch you up? I'm pretty good with needles . "
Then, Sergeant first class Jeong who seemed to be disinterested yet also meticulous, and sometimes looking at Yi Hyeon-Seong with a saddened expression .
" . . . . . How is it? You good?"
"P-Private second class, Yi Hyeon-Seong!! I'll do my utmost best!!"
"It's fine if you don't . You always try your best anyway . "
… . Everyone here, they all had something weird about them .
"For the sake of establishing the culture of progressive army environment!"
However, if he were to pick the strangest person out of them all, then . . .
"All soldiers must read webnovels during their downtime . Reading webnovels is the alpha and omega of a productive downtime . "
… . It was none other than the squad commander, Captain Han .
"That's enough! It's your downtime now! All of you, read webnovels . "
"Lo! Yalty!"
That's how Yi Hyeon-Seong's dream-like soldier life began . However, he had no idea .
[Currently, is challenging the Memory Experience Centre's 'I lost a shell by mistake' . ]
[Applicable Experience Centre's difficulty is rated hardest . ]
[Number of attempts to clear it is currently 3 . ]
He had no idea that this soldier life wasn't his first time .
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