I Pick Up A Bunch Of Attributes - Chapter 347

347 Rejuvenation

For a moment, Patriarch Muchen, who had returned to his human form, widened his eyes.

“An… old woman?”

He thought he was hallucinating.

In the wasteland, it was so dark that one could not even see one’s own fingers in front. There were so many corpse monsters. Even if a true demon king came, he might not be able to do anything!

undefinedThe trembling old woman did not have any aura of cultivation on her. If she was thrown into a crowd, she would not be found… How did she come here?

However, in the next moment, Patriarch Muchen’s hair stood on end.

“No… there’s something wrong with this old woman!”

His eyes were filled with horror as he retreated instinctively. The impact when he landed just now could even shatter a mountain, but this little old woman… was only knocked to the ground!

Although she sounded rather miserable, Patriarch Muchen needed only to sense for a moment to discover that she was not injured at all!

“She… she’s also an existence on the wasteland on the second level!”

“In fact… she’s also a part of the strangeness!”

The moment he realized this terrifying truth, Patriarch Muchen almost cursed out loud, but he quickly came back to his senses—he naturally could not afford to provoke the strangeness of the wasteland. However, he could not defeat the guy behind him either!

What made Patriarch Muchen even more frustrated was…

There was still something that Feng Xia could use against him. As long as Feng Xia gave an order, Feng Xia could control his body at will!

This was the tragedy of life.

“The so-called life is probably like this, up and down down down down down down…”

Patriarch Muchen forced himself to perk up and put on a smile that was uglier than crying. At this moment, what else could he do other than smile?

Oh, he could still run away quickly.

Patriarch Muchen turned around abruptly.

At this moment, as if she had sensed Patriarch Muchen’s actions, the old woman’s screams became even more shrill.

“Oh my… I’m already so old, and I don’t have many bones left. Now, a few have been broken… I can’t live like this…”

“Goddammit—”

“It won’t be long before those corpse monsters come looking for me. They will bite my body bit by bit, devour my flesh, and suck my bone marrow…”

Patriarch Muchen: “…”

Did this old woman really think he was a fool?

At the same time, he instinctively released his perception and carefully sensed again. In the end, he came to the same conclusion—that little old woman was just an ordinary person with no cultivation at all!

Patriarch Muchen’s footsteps paused almost instinctively.

“Damn it, why am I stopping? This old woman is lying. It’s impossible for an ordinary person without cultivation to appear here!”

He gritted his teeth and turned around again.

However, he only took a few steps before he slowed down again.

“What the hell! What if she’s really just an ordinary person? If I’ve caused her serious injuries and left her in the darkness like this, won’t she just be waiting for her death?”

The moment this thought appeared, Patriarch Muchen finally stopped in his tracks.

He gritted his teeth repeatedly, as if he was using all his strength. Then, he mustered his courage and turned to walk towards the screaming old woman.

In the beginning, his footsteps were heavy and somewhat sluggish.

However, his walking speed gradually became faster and faster. In the end, it was as if he was being pulled by an invisible force towards the old woman.

At this moment, Patriarch Muchen did not notice the faint smile on the old woman’s face.

“He took the bait.”

“Muchen, perform a split on the spot and a 33 axel spin.”

At the critical moment.

A semi-laughing voice suddenly sounded.

Patriarch Muchen was stunned at first, but before he could react, his body had already started moving.

After a short silence, a scream that was a hundred times more miserable than the old woman’s yells suddenly echoed in the darkness.

“Ahhhhhh, it’s going to crack!”

“I’m going to crack!”

“Stop! This isn’t a split!”

Feng Xia slowly walked over from afar. His gaze first landed on the old woman and he nodded thoughtfully. Then, he looked at Patriarch Muchen in satisfaction. “Stop.”

Thud!

As if he had been given a pardon, Patriarch Muchen fell to the ground with a plop and returned to his original form weakly. The drum’s surface sank slightly, as if it had completely burned away.

“Xia Donghai… You… Forget it…”

“I don’t expect to meet you here.”

Feng Xia blinked and looked at the old woman again.

He never expected to run into this person again on the second level of the Demon Imperial Tombs.

—-That was right. When the twelve doors of the Demon Imperial Tombs had just opened, Feng Xia had seen a strange old woman walk out of the Demon Imperial Tombs just like that, slowly wiping down the twelve stone doors.

Even the Holy Son did not seem to notice the old woman’s existence.

After that, due to a series of major events that could be said to be magnificent and fluctuating, so many things happened that Feng Xia had almost completely forgotten about this matter…

Who would have thought that they would meet again here!

“Cough… cough cough cough…”

The moment she saw Feng Xia, the old woman’s pupils constricted. However, she immediately coughed violently. “Young man… What are you talking about… Oh my… I’m dying…”

Feng Xia’s eyes flickered slightly as he continued with a faint smile.

“Senior, those doors are quite nice to tear down.”

The old woman’s eyelids were twitching violently. She almost got up angrily on the spot to give Feng Xia a vicious blow.

Quite nice to tear down?

Do you know how long it took me to repair the two doors that you destroyed? How dare you brag in front of me…”

Does this guy really not know how to spell the word ‘die’?

“Senior.”

Feng Xia grinned and leaned forward, as if he did not notice these small details. Instead, he continued to say enthusiastically and familiarly, “If Senior has more, this junior will like to tear them down again.”

“…Kid, you can give it a try!”

The old woman was finally angry. She almost jumped three feet high on the spot and glared at Feng Xia. “Do you believe that I can break all your bones on the spot?!”

“Old senior, are your bones feeling fine now?”

Feng Xia stared at her with a grin and said with a straight face, “Look, my bone repair technique is not bad, right? If you’re not satisfied… I can help you break your bones and do it again.”

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