Hisshou Dungeon Unei Houhou - Chapter 119

Chapter 119

Chapter 119 – Give me alternatives

Side: Yuki

I am suffering more than ever .
If someone wants to exchange places with me, please exchange .
I have never wooed a woman before, the difficulty is too hard for me . No, it’s nightmare difficulty .

Thinking about that, I get out of the futon, carry the 3 girls, wash my face and brush my teeth in the washroom .

(Yuki)「Hey, I’ll wash your face . 」

(Philia)「Uniyu . Yes, nii-sama～」

I’m holding Philia and I wash her face .
After that, she gives me a cup with the toothbrush to brush her teeth .
Next will be the same for Aslin and Labiris .

(Yuki)「…… No matter how you look, I’m just average . 」

Staring in the mirror, I am looking at my face . What is displayed is the face of an ordinary man .
It’s clear that I’m not an ikemen1) .
That’s not something I regretted so far .
But to think I am now in so much trouble because I’m not someone handsome!?

(Labiris)「Yuki～」

Labiris is asking for a hug .
How how, being negative made me successful .
Shaking off the idea, I embrace Labiris and head out of the washroom .
Labiris kisses me without notice .

(Labiris)「It’s going to be fine . No matter where I look, you’re the best man . 」

(Yuki)「It tasted like toothpaste… . . 」

(Labiris)「It’s good occasionally isn’t it?」

And then Labiris kisses me again .
After that Aslin and Philia got excited watching the kiss, eventually they both received their morning kiss .
I didn’t dislike it .
Rather I like it .

It’s a short rest and breakfast .
We talked about the outline of today’s actions and lightly about how everyone is going to act .
Even if we can call anytime, it’s still a nuisance when the call is during a meeting .

(Yuki)「Then, everyone do your best today . 」

「「「Yes」」」

That’s how I tried to conclude .

(Ellis)「Please wait . Yuki-san, today I want to entrust you with a new face . 」

(Seraria)「Yes, Yuki said he wanted a follower like Kur . 」

Ellis’s voice stopped me and Seraria’s continued with expectation .

(Yuki)「Wait, aren’t you being too hasty? This is after all love that we’re talking about… . . 」

(Ellis)「Yesterday, four young men went to greet Leia . This I confirmed at the dining room in the inn . 」

「……」

Uhsoo .
Isn’t this too early even if she’s a beautiful girl?
Just tell me this isn’t a manga world .

(Ellis)「Don’t you understand? Though they may not speak to her today, if she’s called out everyday, there’s one day she won’t be able to say no anymore . 」

(Lutz)「Onii-san, do you know?」

(Yuki)「What?」

(Lutz)「After the success of our wedding ceremony that onii-san filled with love, the church receives successive applications for wedding ceremonies . 」

What is that!?
Marriage boom!?

(Tori)「You didn’t know? Even at the training center, there are a lot of couples who are doing their best to hold a ceremony . 」
(Riel)「Yes yes . Many people are seriously working harder than before . Whether they were inspired by seeing that wedding, both men and women are aggressive . 」

Tori and Riel also look this way unexpectedly .

HiiiiiiIIII!?
I want to beat myself!!
To squeeze my neck, let’s apply for suicide!?

(Ellis)「What are you panicking for . The wedding was to promote these things . 」

(Lulu)「Certainly danna-sama you said this . If people want to be like us at this wedding ceremony, you must work hard and do many things . Love is great!!」

Feeling that I got surprised at what Seraria said, Lulu remembers the time of our wedding and strangely exaggerates it .
No, I was expecting this situation .
But I didn’t think it was going to happen in any case!?

(Ellis)「Anyway, that’s it . Please come with us . Four people . Three of them will be taken by Lutz, Millie and me . Therefore, even if Yuki-san stays with Leia, it won’t be suspicious . 」

Kuuh, what a perfect job Ellis!!
I am so happy as a husband . Damn it .

According to the idea from yesterday, we are going to meet the four people who are waiting at the front desk of the Inn .

(Ellis)「Good morning . Did you sleep well yesterday?」

(?)「Yes, Ellis-san . 」

(?)「It’s amazing . It was my first time sleeping in a futon, it was all soft and fluffy, I slept well . 」

(?)「The meals were as delicious as Yuki-san said they would . 」

(Leia)「…… Yes . 」

Only one person has a low spirit!?
Terribly low!!
Besides, by all the odds, she’s the hero?
She is Leia-chan!?

Give me an alternative, game-like easier settings so that I can understand them!!

(Ellis)「Everyone looks fine . In that case, would you mind joining with us? If it’s okay we can teach you our work for today . 」

(?)「Not at all, let me come please!!」

(?)「That’s good for me too!!」

(?)「Please let me do it . I’m able to remember . 」

(Leia)「… . . It’s okay . 」

(Ellis)「Then…… With me, … . . With Millie, …… With Lutz, please . Then, Yuki-san please take care of Leia . 」

(Yuki)「Yes, I understand . 」

According to the schedule, the three left the inn with one of the children .
Somehow, they achieved good sensitivity .
Hm, this inn is for adventurers .
Because this one had vacant rooms, is it why it was selected despite being expensive?
In other words, this place has rich adventurers and a lot of them called out to Leia .
Can I make use of this?
While a rogue adventurer scares her, I’m going to intercept him and take Leia away .
I’ll help like that, a dashing hero!!

I feel cheap . It’s plain and easy to carry out .

(Leia)「Ano, what should I do?」

(Yuki)「Oh, sorry . I’ve been doing a lot of work recently . I was wondering which one to choose from . 」

(Leia)「Is that so . 」

Not simple .
After replying, she closed her mouth and gazes at me .

(Yuki)「Which reminds me, I haven’t heard the situation of the adventurers . Because I will talk with the front desk, please wait here for a bit . Because it’s a bit different than Leia’s work, alright?」

(Leia)「… Understood」

Yosh, with this I naturally separate from Leia and I reached the Adventurer’s desk, waiting for someone to hit on Leia .
Well, it’s not a lie that I want to check the state of the Inn .

(?)「This is joint chief Yuki . 」

(Yuki)「No, Yuki-san is fine . 」

(?)「No, it’s my duty and the owner would be angry . Then, what do you want?」

(Yuki)「Just wanted to hear your impression recently . How is the reaction of the adventurers who use the inn?」

(?)「Oh, I see . Shall I call the owner?」

(Yuki)「No, you don’t have to do that . Rather, the owner usually tells me everything together with her report . What I want is to hear from you directly . 」

(?)「You’re as diligent as ever . So you are wandering the town, aren’t you going to make your wives worry?」

(Yuki)「I know that already . So, how it is?」

(?)「Let’s see . It is the toilet I guess . It seems there are a lot of people who are playing with
the paper getting it clogged……」

(Yuki)「I understand . It’s the first time they see it . 」

(?)「After that… . . 」

Listening to her, several adventurer gather outside the corridor for one of the guest room .
Then, I hear their voices .

(Adventurer Z)「Th-there, this woman with grey here?」

(Adventurer Y)「Oh, she has breasts, I think I can enjoy it . 」

Yosh, I found a good fool .
Let’s be on our way to thank them now .

(Adventurer A)「Stop it . 」

But my hope is shattered .

(Adventurer Z)「What is it?」

(Adventurer Y)「You can’t see such an ice woman very often?」

(Adventurer A)「If you behave like that there’s no way you can get in Weed again . 」

(Adventurer Z)「Well, that’s okay, I just wanted to greet her lightly?」

(Adventurer A)「Look over here . 」

He says that and looks at me for some reason .

(Adventurer Z)「Geh, is it Yuki, the joint chief?」

(Adventurer A)「You’re too loud . That’s right . 」

(Adventurer Z)「Seriously, he is the person who representative Millie pushed to rank 6 in a blink?」

(Adventurer A)「No, in fact it’s a story that Yuki’s bride made to protect him . 」

Oioioi, when did this become such a story?

(Adventurer A)「Regardless of the truth, it’s no wonder that joint chief Yuki has the same mysterious abilities as representative Millie . And that girl here is waiting for someone . Yesterday it seems she came by the guidance of representative Ellis . 」

(Adventurer Z)「Wait, what are you trying to say . 」

(Adventurer A)「Perhaps she is waiting for joint chief Yuki . 」

(Adventurer Z)「Seriously, you saved me . I owe you a favor . 」

Hiiiiii, the flag broke!?
The flag was broken because of the festival!?
Guys if you are a man and want a woman, go for it!!

(Adventurer Z)「But, I’m jealous . Did you see the wedding ceremony?」

(Adventurer A)「Yes, it was amazingly beautiful . 」

(Adventurer Z)「More than 10 people who admire the same man, but what about this young woman?」

(Adventurer A)「This, I don’t understand very well because I’m not a woman, but it doesn’t seem very good . If my favorite man was holding yet another woman . 」

Gyah!?
The story of the wedding is now the biggest obstacle .
I understand . I understand, it’s because we talk of an harem .
But this now, you didn’t need to talk about it .
If someone asks Leia, she will say that I’m an absolutely dishonest man .

(Yuki)「And, it’s time already I have to go to my workplace . Thanks for the talk . 」

(?)「Nono, please say hello to Naruja-san for me . Haagen Dazs vanilla is the supreme one . 」

For the time being, if we don’t escape quickly from here, Leia’s favorability will drop down even more .

(Yuki)「Sorry for the wait . 」

(Leia)「No need . 」

(Yuki)「Then, shall we head for work?」

(Leia)「Yes」

That said, I successfully escaped from the inn .
First of all let’s go to school to take a breather .
When we’re walking on the way to school… . .

(Leia)「Ano… . . 」

(Yuki)「What is it?」

(Leia)「Do you have a lot of wives?」

I was asked!?
But I can’t tell a lie her, I have to be faithful and tell her properly .

Eto, Seraria, Shera, Lulu, Delille, Ellis, Lutz, Millie, Tori, Riel, Kaya, Labiris, Aslin, Philia, Kirue . Eto they are fourteen .
Can i say that?

(Yuki)「Fourteen people . 」

(Leia)「…… It’s amazing . 」

After what silence continues .
How should I respond?

1, It’s amazing, I’m popular . ! That’s foolish .
2, No, not really . The girls told me it was okay . I’m exhausted .
3, …… Pierce the silence . Prove that you know it is bad .
4, make a joke . The wives will get angry at me later .

No no no, none of those answers are correct!?
All the choices make no senses .
They are all negative choices!?
Ehh, let’s talk about something for now .
Even if it goes down, it’s still better than staying silent and not answering!!

(Yuki)「I don’t know what Leia thinks about it . I love everyone of them and they all love me in return . Everyone cooperates . That’s why, I’m proud of my wives . 」

(Leia)「… . . Is that so?」

Gyah, even when I said something so embarrassing, it’s like nothing enters Leia’s gap!?

Please send help!!
==========
Afterword of the author
He cursed 4 times .
And it’s the first time Yuki is afraid .
Everything he tried to plan backfired!!