Grimgal of Ashes and Illusion - Volume 19 - Chapter 11

0119A660. You Are My Destiny

A castle like a white swan with folded wings was reflected in the black surface of the lake below it, illuminated by the light of many torches. Its owners called it the Swan Palace—Wehagoran, in the Orcish language.

Lake Gandah, which was shaped like a flattened gourd, was supposedly the largest lake in all of Grimgar. The Swan Palace and its castle town, Grozdendahl, the City of Battle Cries, were situated on the western shore of Lake Gandah, in the area where the neck of the gourd narrowed and twisted to the south in a unique way. Kuzaku and Setora, who found themselves on the southern shore now, were only five or six kilometers from the Swan Palace. It was a windless night, leaving the lake as smooth as glass and making it look as if there were another Swan Palace in its reflective surface.

Kuzaku crossed his arms and nodded repeatedly. “The stars are real pretty too,” he murmured to himself, earning him a swift blow to the head from Setora. Kuzaku nearly let out an involuntary “Ow!” but was able to cover his mouth in time to hold it in.

I know. I know, okay? Kuzaku signed at her.

Kuzaku and Setora weren’t alone here on the southern shore. She was telling him, Stop prattling and be quiet.

Still, there was no need to be quite so wary, was there? Kuzaku and Setora were right on the shore. A sandy beach, mere meters from the water line. If they looked to the left, there was a Southern Expedition camp. The expedition forces, made up of orcs, undead, and gray elves, had slowly made their way here from the Kurogane Mountain Range and finally settled down to make camp near a fishing village on the shore of Lake Gandah.

That said, they hadn’t put up fences or watchtowers. There were watch fires dotted about and scouts standing or walking around carrying torches, but it didn’t feel like they were on high alert. If anything, it was the opposite. The night was half over at this point. Most of the soldiers had probably been snoring for a while now.

When the morning came, the forces of the Southern Expedition would proceed a handful of kilometers to the west and cross the bridge over the Ruko River which flowed into Lake Gandah. Setora had said they’d be “a stone’s throw” from Grozdendahl at that point, which apparently meant they’d be really close to it.

No, not tomorrow. It was past midnight, so today. The Southern Expedition would enter Grozdendahl today. A lot had happened. They’d driven the elves out of the Shadow Forest, taken Alterna, and killed the dwarven king and her attendants, so the soldiers must have been in a celebratory mood.

Yes, a lot had happened, so this wasn’t actually the main force. It was a detachment. The main force, including Jumbo, had stayed behind in the Kurogane Mountain Range, while an orc named Maga Odoha had led this detached force here.

Unlike the rank and file soldiers, an officer like, say, Maga Odoha probably had mixed feelings about the situation. At the very least, he wouldn’t be thinking, Yeah, we won a whole bunch, now it’s time to go home for some rest and relaxation.

“Because a lot happened...” Kuzaku mumbled to himself again without meaning to.

Obviously, Setora whacked him again.

Sorry, sorry. Kuzaku waved his hands apologetically. Setora looked fed up with him. That part of her hadn’t changed.

Kuzaku felt he hadn’t changed much either. Obviously, he couldn’t say he hadn’t changed at all.

To give one example, though it was currently pitch black where they were standing on the shores of Lake Gandah, Kuzaku could see Setora’s face clearly. It was likely the same for her.

His body felt awfully light too. In order to be less conspicuous, he wasn’t wearing armor at the moment, instead opting for a blackish outfit. But that wasn’t the reason behind the change. Even when he was buck naked, he felt different from before. Strangely energetic.

He had memories. He hadn’t forgotten what had happened before this. He remembered Haruhiro, Ranta, and Yume.

Setora and Kuzaku had died after escaping the Ironblood Kingdom in the Kurogane Mountain Range. That part was kinda blurry, to be honest. He’d probably thought, Oh, shit. I’m gonna die, and then that’s exactly what had happened to him.

After he had come back to life, apparently he had been a total mess in both mind and body. Things slowly came back together, and at some point he found himself thinking, Oh, I just have to listen to Merry-san. Well, it had looked like Merry, but it wasn’t. Kuzaku knew that too, but he had still decided, I’m gonna do what Merry-san tells me for now. He could tell that would be the best path to take. The right path to take.

He was still the same in many ways, but Kuzaku sensed that he must have been a different person from before. That wasn’t bad. He didn’t mind being who he was now. Did he like it? Well, he would say he was having a decent amount of fun. He enjoyed his current self.

Setora gave him a light shove from behind. That meant, Time to get going. Kuzaku nodded in response.

They brought their scarves up to just below their eyes and pulled their hoods down in front to cover their foreheads. It was effectively the same as wearing masks. Their skin was barely exposed. They were dressed in suitably dark clothing too.

Setora led the way, and Kuzaku followed.

Suddenly, a thought occurred to him: Did I always walk this fast?

He remembered being clumsier and feeling frustrated about the way that nothing he tried to do went smoothly. He’d think that he wanted to do this or that, and he wanted to do it a specific way, but it never went as he’d envisioned. It must’ve been because of how big he was. That’s what Kuzaku had always thought.

He was too tall. His legs, too long. His trunk too. There was too much of him. Did he not have enough muscle? He’d tried training, but the added weight from his increased muscle mass had caused other problems. He had never been able to find a good balance, and hadn’t known enough to figure out how best to strengthen himself. It wasn’t something he could go to the others for advice about either, because it was an issue with his own body. Ultimately, Kuzaku had had to figure it out on his own. Whenever he wasn’t hyper-focused, he had often found himself thinking things like, Man, I’m slow, and Why do I have to be so ungainly? and If I’m this big, how do I still not have enough power? He just hadn’t been able to avoid taking notice of his weaknesses.

Still, the old Kuzaku hadn’t taken his many shortcomings too seriously. He felt like he hadn’t been particularly harsh on others, and he had definitely been soft on himself. He’d liked it when people went easy on him, so he treated others the way he’d hoped to be treated.

Man, I was kind of a shit, huh? That was how Kuzaku felt about it now. Not that there’s a problem with having a guy like that around. It was as if he were thinking about a different person.

Setora and Kuzaku were steadily approaching the Southern Expedition’s camp site.

There were sentries scattered around the edges of the camp, as you would expect. Setora boldly and indifferently walked between two of them. Kuzaku followed her. The orcs were sleeping out in the open. Some had thick cloths or furs laid out beneath them, while others slept directly on the ground. There were hundreds of orcs roughing it like that, all around a collection of tents more or less in the center of the camp. The commanders would be sleeping in the tents, no doubt. Perk of the position. There were guards carrying torches standing near the tents. Watch fires too. Occasionally, an orc would lumber to his feet and wander off somewhere. Probably to take a piss.

No one took notice of Setora and Kuzaku. Even those who did see them never thought they might be intruders.

There was an impressive circular tent in the middle of the camp, large enough to house a family or two. Apparently, orcs mostly lived out in the wastelands in tents like this. Would that make this tent effectively the house of a clan leader?

The big tent had five or six smaller tents around it. It was pretty bright in that area, and there were a lot of guards, of course. The orcs raised massive boars, which they used as mounts, and Kuzaku could spot a number of them tied up here and there.

Maga Odoha, the leader of the Southern Expedition’s detached force, was likely inside that big tent.

Kuzaku and Setora had been defending the former Ironblood Kingdom up until the No-Life King had dispatched them here to Grozdendahl three days ago.

At first, the king had only had the two of them, but fortunately, the area around the former Ironblood Kingdom had an abundance of elf, dwarf, and orc corpses. Now that he was fully awakened, he was able to use his powers—which were so incredible you could only laugh—to resurrect those bodies. Basically, the king had created new undead subjects. The broken undead that had stopped moving could also be recycled as spare parts for the new undead.

Importantly, the undead were strong against the sekaishu. In fact, the king had initially come up with the undead as one of his countermeasures against it. If he put a wall of undead in the sekaishu’s way, it wouldn’t have an easy time getting close to him.

Still, there were other enemies aside from the sekaishu, and the main force of the Southern Expedition had been trying a variety of tactics to get inside the former Ironblood Kingdom. At the king’s request, Kuzaku and Setora had mainly focused on them.

They killed when they had to, but also took a number of captives for the king to interrogate. The king was fluent in the human, orc, and—obviously—undead languages.

Using the information he’d learned from the prisoners, the king had come up with a plan and asked Kuzaku and Setora to carry it out. He could have ordered them to do it and they wouldn’t have refused, but the fact that he still always asked them was so typical of the king. He didn’t even like being called a king, apparently. It’d be nice to come up with something else to call him soon.

Maga Odoha was the head of the influential Odoha clan and hadn’t always been on such great terms with Great King Dif Gogun.

Dif Gogun and Maga Odoha were both clan leaders, and the Gogun clan hadn’t been greatly superior to the Odoha clan. The two had been on about the same level. Rivals, basically. From Maga Odoha’s perspective, there was no real reason he should have to obey Dif Gogun, his equal.

That was why, early on, he’d taken a combative posture, like, You wanna go, punk? He’d started fights that he lost, been bullied, had his followers poached, lost his temper, and gone to raid Dif Gogun’s place only to get ambushed, and eventually, with no choice left, finally bent the knee.

Still, Maga Odoha had shown his determination, like, I’ll submit, but you’d better give the Odoha clan preferential treatment. If you don’t, we’ll fight until you kill every last one of us. I’ll kill you and die myself.

Dif Gogun had been impressed, like, That’s some tough talk. I can see you really mean it. You’re so manly, and happily accepted it.

Maga Odoha was a brave warrior who wielded a great naginata and dyed all of his hair green and yellow in the tradition of the Odoha clan. But he was more of a thinker than a fighter, and widely seen as a clever individual. He was knowledgeable, could read and write, and was said to be well-versed in the study of languages, though not on the same level as Kuzaku’s king. He could speak languages other than Orcish, and was relatively close to Jumbo of Forgan. These days, he was also a good friend of Great King Dif Gogun and could appeal to him directly.

Setora slipped between two of the tents surrounding Maga Odoha’s. Kuzaku followed her. There was a sentry not five meters away, so he was amazed they weren’t spotted. The old Kuzaku would have been sweating buckets. Mind you, the current one wasn’t exactly thinking, It’ll be fine, we can definitely pull it off, either. He was concerned. I dunno. Won’t he spot us? Well, maybe not concerned. He had almost no sense of fear. No, not almost, he had none whatsoever. If things got hairy, so be it. He looked forward to seeing what would happen then, including what might happen to him.

He had a lot to look forward to.

Like meeting Haruhiro, for one thing.

How would Haruhiro react when they met again? Would he cry when he saw what Kuzaku had become? Or would he laugh? He might be afraid and confused.

How would Kuzaku feel, killing Haruhiro with his own hands?

The old Kuzaku had liked Haruhiro. And not just a little. He’d loved and respected everything about the man. He’d adored him.

What about now?

He didn’t think he hated him. Surely the current Kuzaku liked Haruhiro too.

But if it were a question of if he could kill him or not, he probably could.

No matter what happened, the old Kuzaku could never have done that. He’d have offed himself instead.

Now, he was simply intrigued by the prospect.

How exactly had Kuzaku changed? If he met Haruhiro, he’d be able to figure that out, to a degree. If he killed Haruhiro, even more so. Even if he didn’t up and kill the thief right away, what would Kuzaku feel, holding a half-dead Haruhiro by the throat, able to end the other’s life at any moment? What would he say? What would Haruhiro do? If he could, he wanted to find out.

Setora didn’t stop after slipping between the tents. It was a straight shot to Maga Odoha’s from here. The entrance to the big tent was in the front. This was the back. There were guards nearby. Armed orcs, not even three meters away. The hair spilling out from under their helmets was green and yellow. They were from the Odoha clan, then. The sentries hadn’t noticed Setora and Kuzaku yet, but it was only a matter of time until they did. The two intruders were just walking past them toward the tent, so there was no way they wouldn’t notice.

Setora drew her sword and thrust it into the big tent.

No doubt hearing the noise, the sentries turned in their direction.

Unconcerned, Setora continued making a vertical tear through both the thick fabric of the tent and its frame.

The orcs were shouting something in their language, but by that point, Setora and Kuzaku were both stepping through the hole she’d made in the tent. She’d done considerable damage to the frame, but it wasn’t going to collapse that easily. This big tent was sturdy. There was a furnace with a chimney in the middle, a low bed, a table, a chest, chairs, shelves, and barrels. The orc lying in the bed jumped to his feet. He was the only one in there.

“Kuzaku.”

Kuzaku moved before Setora could give him the order. He knew he was a bit slow in the head. Still, he wasn’t such a total moron that he’d forget what he needed to be doing at a time like this.

The orc was taller than Kuzaku, who was 190 centimeters, and his width was even more impressive than his height. His long and wild hair was dyed green and yellow, and he wore a kimono-like outfit tied at the front with a belt. Was that what he always wore to bed?

The orc pulled a dagger from his pocket and tried to unsheathe it. Kuzaku moved faster, karate chopping the orc’s left wrist. He dropped the dagger with a grunt of pain.

Sorry, Kuzaku thought as he buried his left fist in the orc’s solar plexus. Almost simultaneously, his right fist collided with the orc’s jaw. Yeah, Kuzaku’s body was definitely moving better than it had before. He didn’t tire either. He was in top condition. Having his body do exactly what he told it to felt really good.

“Nwagwah!”

The orc tried to grab Kuzaku. It was impressive that he’d chosen fight over flight. But it hadn’t been because of a clear-headed decision on the orc’s part. It was instinct, or desperation. Kuzaku easily evaded the orc’s grasp and got around behind him, then pinned the orc’s arms behind his back and sat down on the bed. The orc tried to resist, of course. Kuzaku understood why, but it would do the orc no good.

“General Maga Odoha.” Setora leveled her sword at the orc’s throat. “We are emissaries of the No-Life King.”

“Ngh!”

The moment he heard that name, Maga Odoha ceased struggling. He seemed pretty surprised—for now, at least.

Orcish soldiers rushed into the tent, shouting something. Setora didn’t even glance at the entrance. Her eyes were focused solely on Maga Odoha. The tip of her sword, which could have ended his life at any moment, didn’t waver in the slightest.

“Have them stand down. We simply want to talk.”

“Wagah guddoah...” Maga said gutturally, giving an order to the soldiers. One of them tried to argue, but Maga Odoha repeated his command in a harsher tone. The soldiers left the tent without turning their backs to Kuzaku and Setora. There were still a number of them peering in through the hole Setora had opened, but they didn’t look like they were about to charge in.

“Noddorago... The No-Life King...?” Maga Odoha spoke with a low rumble in his throat. “You people are...human. You say you’re humans...serving the No-Life King?”

“Exactly,” Setora replied, her sword still not moving in the slightest.

Hm, what about Setora-san? Kuzaku wondered.

The old Setora and the new one. What about her had changed and what hadn’t? Kuzaku had pestered her about it repeatedly, but she wouldn’t give him a proper answer. He thought she was quieter compared to before, at least. She’d always had an incredibly subdued personality, but now she showed even less emotion.

“We died once. The No-Life King shared a part of himself with us and turned us into something not human.”

“Not...human?”

“Long ago, there were the five children, or the five princes. Do you know of them?”

“I do... Even now, King Ishi, Deres Pain, Architekra, and Gyabigo...still live.”

“You may think of us as the same as them. New princes, essentially.”

Setora sounded so serious when she said that, Kuzaku couldn’t help but crack a smile.

“I dunno, it’s not really my style, and you strike me as more of a princess than a prince, Setora-san.”

“Don’t speak more than necessary,” she said without glaring at him. That made him kinda sad. If she was going to chastise him, he’d prefer it if she’d give him a real look of scorn and punch and kick him and stuff.

I think I might be a masochist, Kuzaku began to suspect. It wasn’t that he wanted just anyone to treat him that way. He just happened to really like it when Setora was mean to him.

“Princes of the No-Life King...” Maga snorted, shaking his head a little. “You expect me...to believe that?”

“No.”

Setora suddenly withdrew her sword. And furthermore, she let go of it. It fell to the carpet with a dull thud.

“I hope you’ll believe us, but I won’t force you to. I think I’ve already told you. We simply want to talk. Kuzaku.”

“Roger.”

Kuzaku let go of Maga Odoha and moved away from the bed to stand next to Setora. Setora was the first to bow her head and take a knee. Kuzaku followed her example.

“I apologize for our rudeness, General Maga Odoha,” Setora said, her head still lowered. “However, I doubt we would have been able to approach you had we not resorted to these measures. We do not seek to fight. Nor to kill even a single one of your soldiers. That is why we chose to do things this way. Please understand that.”

Kuzaku could have picked up Setora’s sword and gone on the attack at any moment. It probably wouldn’t have been impossible for them to cut their way out of the camp through the orcish soldiers. He wouldn’t know until he tried, but he figured the two of them could pull it off with the strength they had now. But only as a last resort.

“You don’t...seek to fight?” Maga Odoha was still sitting on the bed. He could have gone for the dagger Kuzaku had knocked out of his hands, or the great naginata that was standing near the bed, but he wasn’t doing that. “You want to talk. That’s what you’re trying to tell me?”

“Precisely.” Setora still had not raised her face. Her eyes were looking straight down. “The king seeks dialogue. He wishes to be friends with you. That is his true desire, the same as it was during the era of the Alliance of Kings.”

“Friends...”

“I should add, the king did not order us to do this. He asked. He was hoping that we would come on his behalf and communicate his intentions to you.”

As he listened to Setora speak, Kuzaku was reminded of the No-Life King’s voice and face. If the king hadn’t looked like who he appeared to be, would they have done it? Maybe they wouldn’t have responded to “Could you run a little errand for me? Please? I’m counting on you,” with an instant “You betcha.” Or maybe it didn’t matter who the king looked like. If he thought about it, they owed the king their lives. The king had made the new Kuzaku and Setora from the old. In a way, he’d given birth to them.

Could Kuzaku and Setora defy the king? It was possible that they couldn’t refuse him. There might have been some kind of compulsion that would stop them from doing so, even if his requests were unreasonable. Kuzaku couldn’t be sure, even if he did feel like he had the ability to say, Yeah, I dunno about that. I’d rather not.

But with that face? And that voice too? There was honestly a part of him that thought, That’s Merry-san.

Kuzaku understood. The king was like Merry, but he wasn’t her. It wasn’t even clear if Merry still existed inside him. It could be that she was just a wrapper at this point.

Still, he couldn’t help thinking, But that’s Merry.

Though he had no memory of it, he suspected that Kuzaku might have been in love with Merry. But Haruhiro loved Merry, and Merry had loved him back. They were both so innocent and shy that he couldn’t be sure exactly how far things had gone. However, he was certain their love had been mutual.

Kuzaku had probably felt affection for Merry. He’d fallen in love with her.

Knowing his personality, he must have worn his heart on his sleeve. He couldn’t imagine that he hadn’t told her how he felt. And she’d shot him down. Had his heart been seriously broken, or had she let him down gently? Either way, Haruhiro had gotten close to Merry after that. Come to think of it, Haruhiro had known Merry longer, so maybe the thief had loved her all along.

But, well, this was Haruhiro. He knew how Haruhiro was. Knowing him, he had probably dragged his feet about it forever. Yet despite that, after everything that had happened, the two of them had finally gotten together. Really, though, how far had the two of them gone? Kuzaku was extremely curious, but there was no way to know. There had been a lot of positive energy going back and forth between them, however. And then that had to go and happen.

The old Kuzaku would have felt pretty beat up over it, but the current one wanted to get up and dance.

Aw, man. I feel bad for you, Haruhiro. Like, what the hell? How is that fair? How does that even happen? I mean, seriously. I feel ridiculously bad for you. You must’ve been shocked silly, Haruhiro.

Would Haruhiro be able to recover from what he’d been through? Assuming he wasn’t dead, of course. But Kuzaku figured he had survived somehow. He was a stubborn one, that Haruhiro. Oh, and awfully lucky too. Haruhiro might not have thought so, but the facts spoke for themselves. Haruhiro had managed to walk away from situations that should have killed him more times than Kuzaku cared to count. If not for some pretty crazy good fortune, he would have died by now. Like Kuzaku had. It was a matter of luck, and Haruhiro’s was good. It’d take an awful lot to kill him.

That’s why he was sure Haruhiro was all right.

He was out there somewhere. Alive.

It seemed the No-Life King wanted to talk to Maga Odoha, and by extension, the great king of the orcs, Dif Gogun. But the one Kuzaku wanted to talk to was definitely Haruhiro.

Haruhiro, man, I’m with Merry-san. Well, I’m not with her right this second, but I’m working with her. She might have changed on the inside, but it’s still Merry-san, right? Part of her is in me now. I can tell. Merry and I are different, but we’re connected somehow.

You know I loved Merry, right? I dunno if she rejected me or what, but in the end, she got together with you, yeah? Well, it wasn’t actually “the end,” was it? There was more after that. Now I’m with Merry-san, and you aren’t. And the way I see it, I’m probably with Merry-san forever now.

I’d like you to know that I didn’t want it to be this way. Okay? This is just how it all worked out. And I’m thinking things aren’t so bad like this. Setora-san’s with us too. I’m not lonely. I’m the opposite of that, I guess. And I don’t feel uneasy. I’m probably kidding myself, but I feel like there’s nothing I can’t do.

If Kuzaku told Haruhiro all that, what would his reaction be? Would he cry? He’d start bawling, wouldn’t he? I’d love to see that, thought Kuzaku. He wanted to watch as Haruhiro wept like a child. What would he feel then? The idea fascinated him.

Setora was negotiating with Maga Odoha to have him act as their intermediary and arrange a meeting with Great King Dif Gogun. That was the king’s desire, but Kuzaku’s was to see Haruhiro. He’d get his chance eventually. The anticipation was killing him.

“Hey.” Setora elbowed Kuzaku in the ribs.

“Huh...? What? What’s up?”

“Were you not listening?” Setora sent Kuzaku a look that could kill.

Ooh, scary. Kuzaku chuckled and gave her a goofy grin. “Uh, yeah? I was listening. Kinda. Sorta. Huh? You’re all finished now?”

“In light of the situation between our groups, we will initially be taken to Grozdendahl as detainees. After that, General Maga Odoha will arrange an audience with Great King Dif Gogun for us.”

“Detainees?”

“Prisoners.”

“Whaaa? We’re letting them catch us? Is that really a good idea?”

“Consider how this looks for the general. He cannot be expected to treat us as honored guests after we suddenly invaded his camp.”

“We held off on killing anyone to show we weren’t enemies, though. This sure seems like a lot of work just to talk to one guy. Well, whatever.”

Kuzaku rose before she could say anything more and began disarming himself of every weapon he’d been carrying. He asked Maga Odoha if he should get naked, just so the orc could be sure he was now completely unarmed, but he was told that wouldn’t be necessary, so he left his clothes on and put his hands up.

“All right. Now tie me up or whatever it is you’re gonna do.”

“Can’t you take this a little more seriously?” Setora complained. She had disarmed herself like Kuzaku. Maga Odoha seemed taken aback by this turn of events, which was kind of funny.

And that was how Kuzaku and Setora ended up bound and captured. That said, though their arms were behind their backs in manacles, they weren’t tied to a stake or chucked in a cage or anything like that. There was still some time left before dawn, but Maga Odoha ordered that his forces be roused, and had them prepare to set out. The detached force of the Southern Expedition departed before sunrise.

On the march, Kuzaku and Setora walked surrounded by many orc soldiers. The soldiers, unlike the general, smelled like wild beasts, making it hard to bear the stench of them, but considering they were returning from a campaign, that was probably to be expected. The two of them got used to the smell eventually.

They crossed the Ruko river around the time the sun began to rise. The bridge, lined with stone arches, looked both sturdy and cool.

Kuzaku had already seen Grozdendahl from across Lake Gandah. He’d been thinking, Hey, the Swan Palace looks pretty cool. Guess it’ll have a sizable town, huh? But that didn’t even come close to the reality of the place. It wasn’t just “sizable.” The number of buildings was ridiculous. Orcs were big. They couldn’t live in tiny houses, so their buildings generally had to be big too.

The farmland spreading out around the city area of Grozdendahl was also a sight to behold. The fields, neatly separated by paths and windbreaks, were abundant with green produce, and scattered around them were windmills and clusters of huts and warehouses. It seemed to stretch on forever. There was so much civilization here, it was crazy. Sure, there had been fields and pastures around Alterna, but not on this scale. The gap was insurmountable. Like the difference between heaven and earth.

The road from the bridge to Grozdendahl was paved with stone. It was easily fifteen meters across, making it easy for Maga Odoha’s detachment of the Southern Expedition to march along it. It didn’t feel cramped at all.

The Southern Expedition’s detached force had to stop in front of Grozdendahl and divert into the side roads that spread out around the grassy fields, where they would stand by. Even while they waited, they could kill time looking at the city.

Eventually, what appeared to be orcish civilians, young and old, pressed toward them, cheering, clapping, whistling, and offering the soldiers of the detached force flowers and drinks that were likely alcoholic.

All of this celebration was solely for the return of the soldiers, obviously, so Setora was completely expressionless, not reacting to it in the slightest. Kuzaku, on the other hand, was pumped up. Sure, it had nothing to do with him. But who was going to complain if he got excited and made some noise too?

Setora, certainly.

Yeah, I bet she will. She’ll totally be pissed. Well, whatever. Let her be mad.

“Yayyyyyy! Yahoooo...!” Kuzaku let out a celebratory cheer and, as expected, Setora stomped down on his foot with all of her might, making him scream out in pain.

“You’re gonna break something, Setora-san... My bones are just about pulverized. It hurts when you do that, okay?”

“You’ll get better.”

“Well, yeah.”

After some time, Kuzaku and Setora were separated from the soldiers and brought into Grozdendahl under guard. For various reasons, they were loaded onto a carriage to be brought in. Although, considering carriages were supposed to be drawn by horses, not giant boars, was it still correct to call it that? Two orcs rode with Kuzaku and Setora inside the carriage-that-might-not-actually-be-a-carriage with its windows shut tight. To keep an eye on them, presumably.

“Hey, hey, Setora-san. D’you know what they call those big, boar-like creatures?”

“I haven’t the foggiest.”

“Well, ask. Get the orcs guarding us to tell you.”

“I don’t speak Orcish any more than you do. If you really need to know, you’ll have to ask yourself.”

“Screw that. Too much effort.”

“Somehow, you’ve become even more insufferable...”

“Oh, yeah? Really? I’m pretty sure I was always like this. You, though? You’re definitely putting more effort into playing hard to get than you used to. Let’s make nice. I mean, we’re comrades and all, right? And we’re in the same boat here, aren’t we? Oh, hey! I’ve got an idea. How about we make a baby together sometime?”

“Come again...?”

“Yeah, a baby. You and me. What do you say? I wouldn’t mind doing it more than once. Do you think we can make babies? If we are able to, I wonder how they’d turn out. Aren’t you interested?”

“You’re asking out of curiosity?”

“Naw. If you’re the mother, I think I could really get into baby-making. Listen, I know it’s awkward if I just come out and say I wanna do it with you. But I’m not just making a dirty joke here, okay? I’m serious. I like the way you look, and your personality’s kinda cute, in a way.”

“What do you mean, ‘in a way’?”

“Y’know, I’m not really sure.”

“You’re the one who said it.”

“Well, what it comes down to is...I like you. I dunno if I love you; that’s a bit more iffy, but like you? Yeah, I like you, Setora-san.”

Setora let out an exaggerated sigh but gave no further response.

The carriage-that-might-not-actually-be-a-carriage continued to rattle along for an awfully long time. The two orcs didn’t say a word the entire ride. They just silently watched Kuzaku and Setora. These orcs, by the way, had their hair dyed red and blue. Kuzaku tried to chat them up, saying their hair looked awesome, among other things, but they simply ignored him. They were frighteningly stoic. Big too, with orange clothing and silver armor, carrying what looked to be high-quality hand axes and longswords. They might have been elites, not just run-of-the-mill guards.

When they were let out of the carriage-that-might-not-actually-be-a-carriage, they were right in front of the Swan Palace. From this perspective, it looked like a great white bird, ready to take off into the cerulean sky.

On either side of the stone steps leading up to the Swan Palace—which seemed to be completely white—stood lines of orc soldiers in orange clothes and silver armor, carrying not just hand axes and longswords, but also spears and shields on top of that. The hair spilling out from under their helms was also red and blue. They probably belonged to the same clan.

How were the two of them supposed to act here? Kuzaku had no clue, so he’d have to do what Setora said. With orcs in front of and behind them, they climbed the stone steps and passed through a grandiose gate at the top—ten meters wide, fifteen tall, and decorated with patterns in gold and ivory. Beyond it lay the inside of the Swan Palace.

The ceiling here was really high. It was an incredibly big, open space, and the hallways stretched out for who knew how far in all directions, to the point that it was hard to take it all in at once. The only windows were high up, and the light that shone in through them reflected off a floor that had been polished until it shined. Some orcs were armed, while others were in civilian clothes, or wearing gaudy kimono-like outfits instead of armor, and carrying no weapons. It was all orcs, no sign of the other races in sight. Just orcs everywhere.

Maybe it was because Kuzaku was human—or perhaps an ex-human at this point—but it caught him by surprise. These orcs, standing tall in their kimonos, their hair dyed in pretty colors and tied back or braided, struck him as pretty stylish.

It wasn’t just men in the castle. There were women too. The women were heavy-set by human standards, but their long necks and small heads made their figures look quite attractive.

Their green skin came across as kind of reptilian, which was always going to seem strange to him, but it matched the vibrant colors they seemed so fond of.

It turned out that the orcs were a more fashion-conscious race than Kuzaku had ever given them credit for. Thanks to that, Kuzaku wasn’t bored for one moment of their long, long walk through the castle. Instead of getting sick of the hike, he found that it actually put him in a good mood. Could he get away with stopping one of the orc ladies as she went by and being all like, Hey, what do you say, how about a dance? Yeah, no. That wasn’t gonna fly. He was a prisoner and all. Was he, though? This didn’t feel like how you treated prisoners. Maybe he could hit on them? Yeah, why not? Should he?

After a long internal battle, Kuzaku suppressed the impulse.

Wow. That was admirable of me. I wanna praise myself for it.

After walking around a lot, Kuzaku and Setora were led to a room. It wasn’t that big of a room. If you considered the scale of the Swan Palace, it was actually pretty tiny. The ceiling was low too. Only comparatively, though—it was still four meters up—but the ceilings in the hallways had been so high it felt a bit cramped in here by comparison. There was a deep-pile rug on the floor, and orcs in kimonos of silk or something equally fancy were sitting on it. None of them used chairs, instead sitting cross-legged on zabuton cushions. There were seven of them, and they seemed like members of the upper class. Kuzaku didn’t know how to tell an orc’s age, but he didn’t get the sense that any of them were young.

The elite soldiers who had brought Kuzaku and Setora this far unshackled them and left the room.

They stood there for some time, Kuzaku not knowing what to do, and Setora taking in the scene with an air of composure.

“Be seated,” a bony orc who must have been considerably advanced in age instructed them in the human language.

There were a large number of cushions piled up in the corner of the room. Setora went and took two, handing one to Kuzaku.

“Where do you think we should sit?” Kuzaku asked her, but it was the elderly orc who motioned with one hand to indicate they should sit to the left of him.

“Here.”

The seven orcs were seated roughly in a circle. It wasn’t perfectly round, though, and not especially tight. There was plenty of space in between them. Setora sat to the left of the old orc, so Kuzaku plopped his cushion down to the orc’s right and sat there.

“You...” Setora furrowed her brow.

The orcs seemed a little taken aback. Was the old orc confused? He looked back and forth from Setora to Kuzaku repeatedly.

“Huh? Here’s no good? I dunno. I was just thinking if I sat beside Setora-san, it’d be kind of a tight fit, maybe? It’d throw off the symmetry too...”

Someone gracefully entered the room as Kuzaku trailed off. An orc, of course. Wearing an orange robe, a black jacket, and a tricolor overcoat of red, white, and blue. It was a rather showy ensemble, but not tastelessly so. His red and blue hair was neatly set, with not one hair out of place, and the tusks peeking out of the corners of his mouth were a glossy white. He was an impressive specimen of manhood. Beautiful, even. The golden crown on his head was elegant and suited him incredibly well.

“Is that the great king, maybe?”

It was hard to imagine he hadn’t heard Kuzaku’s whisper. But the orc, presumably Dif Gogun, didn’t so much as glance at the ex-human, instead picking up a cushion with both hands and setting it down roughly across from the elderly orc. There was a shiny sword hanging at the great king’s waist. He removed it from his sword belt, laid it on the floor, and sat down, all in one elegant, refined series of motions.

This was unexpected. The guy was the great king of the orcs, so Kuzaku had assumed he would be more rugged, with the toughest face any of them had ever seen, looking absolutely vicious, but also crafty and devious at the same time. The guy was an orc, after all. Prejudice was a terrifying thing. It looked like Kuzaku had let his biases get the better of him.

“You are in the presence of Great King Dif Gogun,” the elderly orc said, placing his hands on his knees and bowing his head. The other orcs did likewise. Kuzaku rushed to imitate them, but Setora remained unmoving, her eyes fixed on the great king. Was that okay? Not paying their respects to him? Well, if Setora wanted to play it that way, he guessed he was fine with it.

The great king said something. In orcish, presumably. The elderly orc raised his head.

“The great king has said that there is no need to stand on ceremony in this room, the tonak. So long as we all act with respect, there will be no need for excessive displays of courtesy.”

“Man, you’re pretty damn fluent, huh? I’d bet you even know bigger words than I do,” Kuzaku said without meaning to, earning him a slight laugh from the great king. More of a snort, really. But he was laughing at what Kuzaku had said, right? The great king must have been able to understand the human language too. Probably a good thing to keep in mind.

That said, talking to the great king with the elderly orc as their interpreter was Setora’s job. Kuzaku would have liked to have said he was there as her bodyguard, but, frankly, she wasn’t in need of protection. If he was like, “I will protect you with every fiber of my being!” Setora would have snorted at him derisively. That, or she would have just ignored him entirely. He was more of an attendant, at best. Uh, not that he was doing anything to look after her. He was just there. Along for the ride. If Setora told him to do something, he had to do it. That made things easy.

Setora explained to Dif Gogun that their lord was the same No-Life King as the old one, that he had no intention of opposing the orcs, and that he was presently creating new undead, which he called rebirthians, in the former Ironblood Kingdom.

Yeah. That was it. Come to think of it, Kuzaku and Setora were also rebirthians, and the No-Life King was their creator and leader. Kuzaku didn’t mind the name. He actually quite liked it. Yes, Setora was the rebirthians’ emissary to Great King Dif Gogun, and Kuzaku was simply a tag-along.

When they explained that the rebirthians had a goal—the defeat of King Ishi and Archduke Deres Pain in Undead DC—Great King Dif Gogun’s expression changed before the elderly orc had time to translate. Yeah, the great king definitely understood the human language.

The rebirthians wanted to eliminate King Ishi and Deres Pain in order to bring freedom to all the undead. And to that end, they wished to join hands with the orcs. Indeed, they wanted to build a cooperative relationship with the Great King of the Orcs, Dif Gogun, more than any other personage or group in the world. That was why the No-Life King sought a meeting with the great king.

The great king silenced the elderly orc, finally responding for himself. “I, too, would like to meet him. If your No-Life King is truly the No-Life King. But what proof is there of that?”

It was a deep voice that would seem to echo in your guts if you heard it, though his tone wasn’t threatening in any way. Still, it was super intimidating. “Full of majesty” might have been a good way to describe it.

“Humans. You say you were sent here as messengers of the No-Life King. How am I to believe that? We know the name of the No-Life King. We know his history. But none of us know the No-Life King himself.”

“Your concerns are reasonable.” Setora was completely calm. So calm, it scared Kuzaku a little. “My lord struggles with his inability to prove who he is. However, if you were to meet him in person, I am certain you would see for yourself that he is indeed the No-Life King.”

“Then he should have come himself, not sent mere envoys.”

“My king would have liked to.”

“You claim he cannot?”

“The sekaishu is after our lord.”

“Sekaishu...”

The great king looked around at the seven orcs. All but one of them shook their heads. The one who didn’t was sitting on his cushion, slack-jawed. Kuzaku didn’t speak their language, so he couldn’t tell what that orc said next, but the others all started talking to the orcs seated next to them, and the room quickly filled with noise.

The elderly orc asked Setora, “Does the sekaishu refer to the calamity brought about by the black ones? We’ve received reports of them from all sectors...”

She nodded. “That is precisely what the sekaishu is. It has crawled up from the bowels of the world, intent on devouring our king. The king’s old body should be hidden in Everest in Undead DC. Five hundred years ago, King Ishi and Deres Pain conspired to seal him away. Unbeknownst to them, however, a part of our king narrowly managed to escape, but it took many long years for him to be restored. The relic that he once carried on his person at all times in order to keep the sekaishu away is with his old body. Now he wishes to reclaim it.”

The information Setora presented them with must have come as a huge shock. Their faces changed color as they showered her with questions. The debate between them rapidly intensified too. The great king listened in silence, but he kept touching his cheeks and stroking his own hair—which was not how he’d act if he were calm about this revelation.

Kuzaku nearly yawned, but managed to hold it in. He wasn’t sleepy, but he’d gotten tired of being here. Why was Setora taking this envoy job so seriously? For Kuzaku’s part, he had only come along for the ride because Setora was going and he’d had nothing to do at the time. Maybe he should have tried thinking for himself more? It wasn’t his forte, but not having any desires of his own wasn’t good.

Something I want to do. What would that be? What do I want to do? If there’s one thing that comes to mind, it’s gotta be meeting Haruhiro again, I guess?

As Kuzaku was thinking, the conversation seemed to sort itself out.

Dif Gogun intended to meet with the No-Life King. However, they had no clear evidence that the person in question was the No-Life King, and he could not leave his domain in order to meet someone when he had no idea who they actually were. It might have been possible for him to invite the one they claimed was the No-Life King to Grozdendahl, but the conditions of such a meeting would need to be worked out. So it wasn’t an “Okay, let’s meet,” but more of a “We will actively consider your proposal.”

While there was no love lost between the orcs who followed the great king and the undead who followed King Ishi or Deres Pain, they were not openly hostile. There were undead in the Southern Expedition, but they belonged to a faction that was separate from those of the two princes. The orcs could work with the No-Life King to defeat those two factions, in principle. Or at the very least, there was room for negotiation on that point.

For their part, the orcs sought information about other worlds. “We are prepared to offer that to you,” was Setora’s response. Kuzaku guessed that meant, “If you make friends with us, we’ll tell you whatever we happen to know.”

Setora asked the great king to have the Southern Expedition stop trying to invade the former Ironblood Kingdom and withdraw. In response to her request, the great king promised he would order an immediate halt to all offensive actions. Was stopping the attacks enough? Didn’t they need to drive the orcs off? Well, this was all part of a bargaining process, so maybe there needed to be some give and take.

Now, as for what they ultimately accomplished, you could say that they had laid the groundwork for a relationship that would allow them to talk things over and decide what was to be done later.

Setora and Kuzaku were going to return to the former Ironblood Kingdom and report on what had happened in their meeting with Great King Dif Gogun. This, despite the fact that the great king had invited them to dinner. Kuzaku had been pretty disappointed when Setora immediately declined the offer. They boarded the carriage-that-might-not-be-a-carriage and were delivered to the outskirts of Grozdendahl. This was also at Setora’s request. Kuzaku wanted to groan, “We’re gonna make the trip on foot again?” but he held back.

The sun was setting as they walked over the bridge that crossed the Ruko River. Looking out over the river and Lake Gandah behind it to the streets of Grozdendahl, illuminated by lamplight, it all made for an incredibly gorgeous scene. Kuzaku couldn’t restrain himself.

“Look at that, Setora-san! Damn, it’s beautiful! What a sight! Isn’t this the best?!”

“What drivel. Let’s get going.”

“Oh, come on. Can’t you have a little more, I dunno, chill? Take in the scenery a bit...”

“I have plenty of ‘chill.’ The scenery simply doesn’t interest me.”

“Well, take an interest. Why don’t you try and enjoy life a little?”

“Life, huh?”

“Yeah! This is your second life, right? Although, between pre-Grimgar, post-Grimgar, and now, I might be on my third.”

“It’s not as if I haven’t been enjoying it.”

“Well, you don’t look like you’re enjoying it very much, do you? I guess that’s just how you are, though, huh, Setora-san?”

There was a group of people in dark red cloaks gathered together just across the bridge. Five, maybe six of them, loitering beside the road. They weren’t blocking anyone’s path, but they were the only people in the area who were just standing around other than the orcish soldiers, so there was clearly something weird about them.

“Hey, are those...” Kuzaku said to Setora.

She shook her head slightly. That probably meant “Shut up.”

The people in red cloaks wore their hoods low over their eyes. None of their skin was exposed, and their faces couldn’t be made out. Were they orcs? No, they were too skinny for that. Undead, maybe?

The two of them passed the group, and just a moment later, the group started to move, following them at a short distance.

About a kilometer from the bridge, their pursuers picked up speed.

The oversized katana Kuzaku had been using for a long time was slung over his back, but he also had a sword hanging at his waist that was more his size, which he’d found in the Ironblood Kingdom. A masterpiece of dwarven craftsmanship. That was the sword Kuzaku reached for.

“I can kill them, right?” Kuzaku asked quietly.

“Wait,” Setora answered as she slowed to a stop.

Kuzaku had been planning to draw his sword as he turned, but the people in the dark red cloaks had pulled back their hoods and bowed their heads, so he thought better of it.

They definitely weren’t orcs. But they weren’t undead either. Their hair was pale, not bright, and they had somewhat ashen, bloodless skin. Their slender faces were perfectly proportioned, but inexpressive.

“Elves...?” Kuzaku murmured, his hand still on the hilt of his sword.

They had pointy ears.

“You’re gray elves, then,” Setora said.

One of the six, the leader of the group, nodded. “Indeed. My name is Melderheid. I have been participating in the Southern Expedition under orders from my lord, Zwarzfeld. It has come to my attention that you are envoys of the No-Life King.”

“Ah, I see. One of the vice commanders of the Southern Expedition was a Sir Melderheid. The King of the Broken Valley’s right-hand man, yes?”

“Huh. Sounds like he’s a pretty big deal.” Kuzaku looked around the area. “What’s a big shot like you doing out here, lying in wait for us?”

“I wish to deliver a message.”

It wasn’t just Melderheid. All the gray elves showed so little emotion you would think they were plants or something. His lips barely moved when he spoke. It was impossible to tell what these guys were thinking.

“We, the gray elves of the Broken Valley, were loyal friends of the No-Life King. We have long wished for and looked forward to his return. If the No-Life King has come again, he should know that we did him no harm. It was all a plot by King Ishi and Deres Pain. Please tell the No-Life King that we, the elves of the Broken Valley, remain his friends now, as always.”

“Can I take that as the will of King Zwarzfeld?” Setora asked, and Melderheid nodded without a moment’s hesitation.

“If the No-Life King commanded it, I am certain my liege would cast aside the Broken Valley and rush to his side at once. If the No-Life King says to slay King Ishi and Deres Pain, we will bring all our forces to bear against them. The princes are like the No-Life King’s children. That is why we have chosen not to oppose them. We have no blades which we would turn on the children of our friends. However, if our friend says they are no children of his, we will show them no mercy.”

“Got it. I will see to it that our king hears.”

“Thank you.”

“I may be visiting the Broken Valley in the not-so-distant future. Give my regards to King Zwarzfeld.”

“I will do so.”

Melderheid produced a transparent square token from his pocket. Was it glass? Or maybe something like crystal? It was rimmed with metal and had a crest-like design carved into it.

“Please, take this. It will serve as proof of your status, in the name of my liege.”

“Thank you.”

Once Setora had accepted the token, Melderheid bowed and stepped back, lowering his hood. The gray elves turned and left. With that, Kuzaku was finally able to take his hand off the hilt of his sword.

“Is this okay? The gray elves are supposed to be the orcs’ allies, right? The great king’s still acting like he hasn’t made up his mind about what to do with us, but those gray elves were pretty welcoming, weren’t they? If a big shot like him goes and makes contact with us here, aren’t the orcs gonna find out about it?”

Setora snorted. “So, it turns out you actually are capable of thinking about the issues at hand, then.”

“You’re always so quick to make fun of me. Yeah, I’m not so good at using my head, but of course I think about things.”

“Which is why I just said that you do, yes.”

“Oh, okay. So, you were praising me, then, huh?”

“Not praising you. I was being sarcastic. In other words, I was belittling you.”

“See? You were making fun of me after all. That’s the problem with you, y’know? You’re always like this. Is it fun, treating me like I’m an idiot?”

“What reason would I have to do something that was boring?”

“Hm? What’s that mean?”

Setora started walking without giving him a response, making him hurry to catch up and walk beside her. At least it didn’t look like she was planning to ditch him.

What reason would she have to do something that was boring?

Given the way she’d said it, the answer must’ve been that there was no reason. If she didn’t want to do something, she’d say so. She never did anything she didn’t want to. That was how Setora had always been. No, maybe that wasn’t completely true. It was possible that her old self had made the effort to read the situation she was in and hold back when she needed to.

The two of them went off the road and followed the shore of Lake Gandah. The weather had been good last night, and tonight was no different, with no wind and only a few small waves. This segment of the shore had a lot of pebbles on the ground, which made a soothing sound as they walked across them.

“Hey, Setora-san. Y’know that thing I was talking about before?”

“Before? When?”

“About how we ought to enjoy our second or third lives. Are you enjoying yours?”

“I’m curious about the No-Life King. His history and his past. And the great king of the orcs is an interesting man too.”

“Whaaa? Is he the kind of guy you like?”

“Whether I like him or not is immaterial.”

“Huh. I dunno, I think it’s pretty important. But it’s your life, I guess.”

“To borrow your expression, I am enjoying my ‘second life’ in my own way.”

“Oh, yeah? Me too. Since I’ve gotta live it anyway, I wanna keep having more and more fun. So, I’ve been thinking about what I want to do.”

“You can do as you please.”

“Uh, I agree we should both do what we want, but doesn’t the conversation just end there, in that case? You can just brush off what I’m about to say, but hear me out, would you?”

“I’ll listen, at least.”

“What do you think about killing Haruhiro?”

Kuzaku started to laugh as soon as he said it. He covered his mouth with his hands, trying to suppress the laughter, but it kept spilling out, with Setora giving him the side-eye all the while. His diaphragm wouldn’t stop trembling. He wanted to try saying it again. He wouldn’t be able to calm down until he did.

“I was thinking I might kill Haruhiro.”

“Why?” Setora asked, her tone flat.

Kuzaku kept laughing. He laughed so hard that he cried. Oh, crap.

Setora sighed. She was about to get fed up with him. Maybe she already was, but it wasn’t like Kuzaku wanted to laugh. He just couldn’t help himself.

“No, listen, okay? It’s not like that. I don’t hate the guy or anything. You know I always used to like Haruhiro, right? I mean, I still like him. He’s number one on my list of people I want to meet.”

“Do you want to meet him or kill him? Which is it?”

“Uh, both, I guess? When I think of the look on Haruhiro’s face when we meet again, it gets me all excited. And so, I got to thinking, since I love him so much, what would it be like to kill him with my own two hands? I wanna get a taste of how that would make me feel. Like, emotionally, and stuff. I dunno. I feel like the moment I kill Haruhiro, I’ll be like, ‘Whoaaa.’ More than for anyone else I might kill. I’ve already experienced death once myself, so I was thinking killing someone I love should be the next thing on the list.”

“I see.”

“You get it, Setora-san? The way I’m feeling?”

“I have no desire to kill anyone, personally, but I can understand where you’re coming from.”

“You can understand, huh? That’s so like you, Setora-san.”

“I can’t imagine that you understand me nearly well enough to be talking about what is or isn’t like me.”

“Yeah, guess not. Some things are just too complicated for me. You’re such an enigma that I could never figure you out, you know? But I’ve been thinking about all sorts of things that are more my speed. Like, it’s not just killing Haruhiro. I’ve even thought about what I’d do after that too.”

Setora stopped and looked at Kuzaku. She blinked. It seemed he had her attention now.

“What is it? Speak up,” she said.

“I was thinking, maybe we could ask the king.”

“Ask what?”

“If he could make Haruhiro like us?”

“Like...us?”

“Yeah. See, I don’t know what’s possible, so we’d have to check with the king first, but I was thinking, ‘What if we kill Haruhiro and make him like us?’”

Kuzaku clamped his hands down on Setora’s shoulders. She just stared back at him without so much as flinching.

“So, what do you think, Setora-san? Wouldn’t that be something else, watching to see how Haruhiro turns out? I mean, he’d be Haruhiro no matter how it goes, and I could never hate Haruhiro. And knowing him, he probably won’t hold the whole killing-him thing against me. Even if he does, I think it’d be pretty interesting to see how that plays out too, y’know? Either way, I can only see it being super fun, so... Yeah...”

He was about to burst out laughing again. He needed to hold it in. If he started to laugh, he wouldn’t be able to speak coherently, and Setora was actually listening to him now.

“When I meet Haruhiro, I wanna kill him. It’s pretty much the only thing I think about. He’s probably still alive. I’ll be pretty bummed out if he’s dead, but my gut is telling me that he’s definitely okay, so I wanna kill him myself. Oh, sorry. I got a bit too worked up talking about it, huh? I just can’t help how passionate this makes me feel. Man, I wanna see Haruhiro. I do. I wanna kill him. I wanna kill Haruhiro. I want Haruhiro to be like us. So, what do you think?”

Setora’s eyes slowly narrowed.

“Sure. Why not?” Her lips parted slightly and the corners of her mouth turned up. “That sounds like it could be amusing.”