What kind of idiot does it take to spend 19,800 RMB to buy a crystalline photo frame? Shen Ming would understand what it feels like to be an idiot today.
“Mother, I’m sorry but I could only buy such a cheap photo frame like this for you, I will change it for a better one some day .” Fang Yuan sitting on the bench in the hall, placed the photo of her and her mother inside the photo frame.
“I’m hungry, let’s find something to eat.” Shen Ming suggested.
“I’ll call the AoGuanHai restaurant to reserve seats.” Fang Yuan took out her phone.
“No, it’s too far from here, let’s just find somewhere nearby.” Shen Ming snatched the phone.
“Nearby?” Fang Yuan looked at the fast food restaurants opposite of them, they were all places where you order the food yourself, “ Oh no… We’re probably going to die if we eat there…”
“We won’t die so easily.” Shen Ming pushed Fang Yuan straight into a beef noodle restaurant.
The noodles here sell for 20 RMB each, a lot of people were eating here, so the servers seemed very busy. Shen Ming found a table in the corner, but when they started to read the menu, a young couple came by.
“Excuse me, is there anybody sitting next to you?” The man said.
Fang Yuan really hated eating at the same table with others, but she saw that the woman was pregnant. She had basic courtesy so she didn’t say anything,
“ Order what you want to eat from the bar over there, my treat.” Shen Ming gave Fang Yuan 100 RMB.
“I’ve never done these things before, also, 100 RMB for two people? That’s too cheap!” It seemed like Fang Yuan’s social common sense was already broken.
“Okay, we’ve talked about it before, go learn how ordinary people live their lives, girl.” Shen Ming sighed.
“Take back your money, I don’t use other people’s dirty money.” Fang Yuan left sticking up her middle finger.
That young couple was talking with each other in the chairs, the man was sitting next to Shen Ming and the woman was sitting opposite of him.
Shen Ming took off his glasses and smiled: “I don’t discriminate against hitmen, but please at least be dedicated to your work. Just take a look at your wife’s stomach, it seems like she’s six months pregnant, but she wears 10 cm tall high heels, what the hell are you doing? Are you stupid or are you looking to die”
The young couple blanked for a second, their goal was Fang Yuan, but it seems like this gut must be killed. The husband took out a dagger, the wife took out the glock 18 with a silencer from her fake stomach the next second.
“Look, here comes Meng Qi!” Shen Ming shouted out suddenly and all of the guest and servers turned their heads and looked out the windows. Shen Ming grabbed the man’s face and pushed it hard towards the wall. it makes his back of the head crashed the wall and went faint. The back of the man’s head crashed into the wall and he fainted.
At the same time, Shen Ming, under the table, kicked the wife’s stomach and her gun fell onto ground. When she was about to scream, Shen Ming grabbed her head and smashed it into the table, the whole fight ended in two seconds. We could only use slow motion to see what did Shen Ming do.
“Xiao Yin, where are you now?” Shen Ming asked into the tiny headset seriously.
“I’m on the 4th floor, the shower nozzles here are wonderful, it’s great for our bath tub.” Xiao Yin said happily.
“We’ll buy it next time, something is about to happen here, some hitmen are in this mall, get ready to leave, now.” Shen Ming said while he picked up the gun on the ground, at this time, Fang Yuan walked backed unhappily.
“They’re so cheap, a bowl of beef noodle only cost 20 RMB? Can you imagine it? The last time I went to eat kobe beef, a plate of beef needed 3000 RMB.” Fang Yuan frowned and said: “This beef must be came from the cow who have BSE.” (E/N: Mad cow disease)
“Every cow doesn’t grow up listening to classical music, well since you think these noodles have problems, then let’s change places.” Shen Ming said quickly.
“Oh…okay let’s go then, what’s wrong with this couple?” Fang Yuan looked at the young couple, she remembered they were active just now, but they seemed to have fallen into deep sleep now.
“They’re probably just tired from their stroll, just don’t bother them anymore.” Shen Ming pushed Fang Yuan to the door.
When they were walking by a hall, an old man, who was reading a newspaper, put his hand into his suit.
“ Fang Yuan, look who‘s that?” Shen Ming said surprised, when Fang Yuan turned around, Shen Ming kicked that hitman’s face, the people didn’t find out what happened because it just happened so quickly, all they saw was just an old man sleeping in the chair.
“Miss Xiao, what brings you here?” Fang Yuan looked at Xiao Yi.
TL: SherryWuu
TLC: st8_lupe (special thanks to FBT and Deceptioning for their help)
ED: st8_lupe
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