Chapter 3

Youkoso v1c3 intro

Ladies and gentlemen, thanks for waiting!

“Good morning Yamauchi!”

“Good morning Ike!”

While arriving at school, Ike called out to Yamauchi with a smile on his face .

It’s unusual for those two to get to school early . One week since the entrance ceremony . Ike and Yamauchi have always arrived at school right before the bell .

“Wow~ the lesson is so fun that I can’t sleep~”

“Yup, this school’s the best—swimming will start soon! I say swimming, but girls are the important part! And by girls I mean their swimsuits!”

Certainly, swimming is taught to both boys and girls . In other words, Horikita, Kushida, and all the other girls are wearing swimsuits… and their skin becomes visible . The girls in the room backed away from Ike and Yamauchi’s excitement .

On the other hand, I was still sitting in my chair, all alone . I have to be proactive in joining a group of friends . Fortunately, their conversation was paused, so I stood up . However…

“Oi, Doctor . Come over here . ”

“Fufu, did you call him?”

A chubby boy, who apparently has the nickname “Doctor”, walked towards the ones that called him . I think his name was Sotomura or something .

“Doctor, can you record the girls wearing swimsuits?”

“Leave it to me . I’ll pretend to be sick and skip class to observe them . ”

“Record? What are you planning to do?”

“Doctor’s going to rank the sizes of the girl’s boobs . If there’s a chance, he’ll try to take a picture . ”

“… Oi oi . ”

Sudou also draws back from Ike’s plan . If the girls find out it’ll be a bloodbath . However, regardless of what they’re talking about, I’m envious of their conversation . Must be good to have friends . I want friends too .

“Sad . ”

“…You were here too, Horikita?”

“A few minutes ago . I walked in while you were looking at those boys . You wouldn’t be thinking of trying to be friends with them, would you?”

“Shut up . It’s difficult for me to make friends anyway . ”

“The way I see it, you don’t seem to have a communication disorder . ”

“I have a lot of circumstances . Ha… even now I can only hold a conversation with you . ”

Even if I can text with Ike and the others, conversation is still hard .

“Hey… I already told you to not include me in your list of friends, right?”

She looked at me with a disgusted face as she took a few steps back .

“It’s ok . No matter how low I go, I’d never become friends with you . ”

“I see . I feel relieved . ”

How much does she hate having friends?

“Oi Ayanokouji . ”

Suddenly, Ike called out to me . When I looked up, I saw his smiling face beckoning me over .

“What, what is it . ”

I slightly stammered as I got up . Horikita already turned her attention to other things .

Anyways, my chance to make a group of friends has come . I walked towards Ike .

“To tell you the truth, we were going to bet on the the girl’s chest sizes . ”

“We even have a table for the betting odds . ”

Doctor took out a tablet and opened an Excel sheet .

All the names of the girls in the class were listed . Bets were also attached . I’m not interested in betting, but I won’t let this chance to make friends get away .

“Hmm… Should I join?”

“Yea! Do it, do it!”

Right now, the contender for the biggest breasts on the sheet is Hasebe . Her odds are 1 for 8 . (T/N 1 for 8 or 1 to 8? don’t know)

It’s a name I haven’t heard before . I haven’t memorized the names of my classmates . This is pretty bad .

“This is more detailed than I thought it would be… aren’t you guys observing too much?”

“That’s because we’re male . We’ve only got ass and tits constantly in our minds!”

Even if that’s true, they have no restraint at all .

Near the bottom of the odds, there was Horikita’s name . It was about 30th .

Well, in terms of breast size, it’s obvious who wins and who loses . She has a pretty low chance of winning .

“So, what are you going to do? It’s 1,000 points to join . ”

“I see…”

Without knowing anyone’s names and faces, let alone their breast sizes, it’s hard to join .

The only people I hear about, after all, are Horikita and Kushida .

Kushida certainly has big breasts, but it’s hard to say that she’d take first place with only that much information .

“It’s fine, we’re only playing . There’s a lot of people to pick from too . ”

“I’ll do it!” “Me too me too!” “I’ve scouted boob sizes before too!”

While I was thinking about it, the boys all gathered and got excited over breasts . All the girls in the classroom looked over with disgusted expressions .

“I’ll join too . My bet’s on Sakura . ”

Yamauchi cut in and gave his bet . Sakura is an ordinary girl who wore glasses . I don’t really talk to anyone, so I wouldn’t really know .

Pondering about something, Yamauchi took Ike and Doctor’s shoulders and started whispering something .

“I’m only saying this to you guys, but I actually confessed to Sakura . ”

“Ha!? What, really!?”

Ike was the most surprised and impatient .  Did someone beat him to achieving his goal?

“Yea, yea . But this is only between us, ok? I thought she was really ordinary at first . And then I saw her clothes . Those things are huge . ”

“Stupid, you’re asking her because she’s big and not because she’s cute?”

“I wouldn’t date anyone unless they’re at the same level as Kushida and Hasebe . I don’t have any interest in ordinary girls . ”

Yamauchi was being merciless because no one else was around .

I wonder how much I can trust his words about asking her out .

In the end, I decided to place my bet on the girls with higher odds .