Imaginary, Symbolic, Real with the Opening of the Third Eye
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“Hm? Is that Shimamura-san?”
Transversal wavelength detected. Calculating distance and speed of interception. Overwriting system commands… Success. Standby. Standby. Standby. Standby. Standby. Standby. Standby. Standby. Standby. Standby. Standby. Hungry. Standby. Standby. Standby. Arrival detected. Greeting deployed.
“Welcome hooome.”
“Thanks. Have you been watching the house for us today?”
“I most certainly have.”
“Judging from the pillow marks on your face, I’ll bet you were actually watching the backs of your eyelids… Rhino today, huh?”
Contact with head facsimile detected. Squishing horn.
“Huh? It looks like you brought something home with you.”
“Why yes, I did. Can you guess what?”
Change in wavelength detected. Framework analysis unsuccessful. Exception raised. Deferred. Redirecting scan to paper bag. Analyzing components: Sodium. Potassium. Magnesium. Phosphorus. Iron. Zinc. Copper. Manganese. Iodine. Selenium. Chromium. Molybdenum. Retinol. Folic acid. Pantothenic acid. Biotin. Carbohydrates. Amino acids.
Answer: donuts.
“Yay!”
Yay.
Yay. Yay. Yay.
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